• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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Utterly confused as to whether we're talking about giving it in the butt or taking it in da butt.
le give
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;41266622]Feels good man[/QUOTE] fuck i miss having a girffriend now i'll just ring up that one girl that only wants to be my cumbucket and nothing more
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41266217]yeah, i just kinda used a bit of what we had combined with the cum left on my dick from peeling off the condom i went vag first[/QUOTE] The only reason we did it is because she was on her period. And being on top is better exercise :v: Although standing and holding her up is even better exercise
[QUOTE=apoctank;41267518] Although standing and holding her up is even better exercise[/QUOTE] my first time was this, against the World War Two shelf at our library.Nobody goes back there. It was pretty scary though, librarian was looking our way a lot.
Against a table works quite well too, meaning she's sitting on the table facing you while you do either vag or browneye
the entire DMV system is broked so much for getting my photo ID this week
I own a buttplug lole
My first time was on a couch in my garage. Weirdest places were either midday in a park tube playset thing, or in a women's bathroom at a public pool at the girls birthday party. There was video of that last one lol, we werent even slightly trying to hide what we were doing. Also in the middle of her front lawn at like 10pm.
21 years old and I've never slept with anyone. I get on fine with the ladies, I'm just one of those crazy religious folks who's saving it for marriage. I wonder what IFAP will make of this declaration.
Your decision, your loss c:
[QUOTE=heyitsdan;41268303]21 years old and I've never slept with anyone. I get on fine with the ladies, I'm just one of those crazy religious folks who's saving it for marriage. I wonder what IFAP will make of this declaration.[/QUOTE] Well at least I'm not the only virgin here anymore. [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] Except for me it's not by choice.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41268342]Well at least I'm not the only virgin here anymore. [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] Except for me it's not by choice.[/QUOTE] ENTER QUOTE FROM EARLIER HERE.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41268342]Well at least I'm not the only virgin here anymore. [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] Except for me it's not by choice.[/QUOTE] You're not alone! One day you'll find someone man, I know it's tough but hang in there. But let's not bring the mood down. What does a boob feel like IFAP? :v: (This is a genuine question)
[QUOTE=CritNick;41268359]ENTER QUOTE FROM EARLIER HERE.[/QUOTE] I find it more annoying that you complain over taeps posts EVERY SINGLE TIME HE POSTS than taeps posts themselves, so just shut the fuck up, please?
[QUOTE=heyitsdan;41268469] What does a boob feel like IFAP? :v: (This is a genuine question)[/QUOTE] Like heavenly soft clouds of flesh and desire [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] God's natural pillows
[QUOTE=felix the cat;41268503]Like heavenly soft clouds of flesh and desire [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] God's natural pillows[/QUOTE] Cumulus or nimbostratus?
Most definitely Cumulus
Ooohhh giggity
I turned into a giddy 8 year old the first time I touched a tit. Everytime I see boobies now, I just smile and slowly whisper "Ahhhhhhh, boobies"
[video=youtube;L_fCqg92qks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks[/video] Call on Me's been suck in my head for the last few days.
i like my women with flat chests and dicks
[QUOTE=felix the cat;41268503]God's natural pillows[/QUOTE] This. so much this. They're just so jiggly and soft and squishy and round and bouncy and shit. Fun stuff [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] And warm
im more of an ass kind of person
I touched a boob once. It was on accident. [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] Like an accidental brush.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;41268938]I touched a boob once. It was on accident. [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] Like an accidental brush.[/QUOTE] For me it was more accidentally hitting a girl in the tit with an elbow.
apparently ATF has pictures on their website on how to destroy different types of guns with a blowtorch: [IMG]http://www.atf.gov/files/graphics/firearms/importation-guidebook/machinegun-destruction.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.atf.gov/files/graphics/firearms/importation-guidebook/machinegun-destruction-hk-2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.atf.gov/files/graphics/firearms/importation-guidebook/machinegun-destruction-browning-1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=dwt110;41268830]im more of an ass kind of person[/QUOTE] do you know this from your sisters
There's been a damn high pitched alarm coming from across the field for the past 15 minutes and bear in mind it's pretty damn late and dark here, so I nip outside and there's just some clanging and yelling coming from across the field behind one of the alpaca sheds . And then after about a minute or two the ruckus stops and some super tanned chav in a hoodie comes cartoonishly jumping out of the hedgerow and just books it down the street. Welcome to my life that is midsummer murders and hot fuzz at the same time.
I like butts Theyre nice
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