Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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aren't you like 12?
[QUOTE=dwt110;40373555]that feel when shaving and ur using a new razor
so SMOOOTTTHhh[/QUOTE]
tfw you haven't shaved in a week and you're using a shitty electric razor
I'm 16 and I've never had to shave.
Yet.
That feel when I haven't shaved in nearly three weeks because graduation beard.
I shaved for the first time last week before a reenacting event so I could look ~sharp~
Then I got a rash on my face from some weird plant and it fucked up my cheek for the day.
[QUOTE=CritNick;40373586]aren't you like 12?[/QUOTE]
+3
[QUOTE=dwt110;40373659]+3[/QUOTE]
I don't think so.
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;40373614]I shaved for the first time last week before a reenacting event so I could look ~sharp~
Then I got a rash on my face from some weird plant and it fucked up my cheek for the day.[/QUOTE]
razor burn?
shave with my glock knife every day
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;40373708]razor burn?[/QUOTE]
Hmm... but this was only on one cheek, and it itches/feels like a bug bite, and is sort of bumpy and red.
i dont shave
...
jk but what if i had an operator beard
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;40373751]shave with my glock knife every day[/QUOTE]
I do that too
Burns so good
azians don't shave
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;40373759]Hmm... but this was only on one cheek, and it itches/feels like a bug bite, and is sort of bumpy and red.[/QUOTE]
Razor burn doesn't go all over. It sounds like you had a rough patch when ou were shaving. I tend to get razor burn on one of my jawlines when I do shave.
I don't shave. I just will the hair off my face.
[QUOTE=W0w00t;40373763]i dont shave
...
jk but what if i had an operator beard[/QUOTE]
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[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
you're still black to me :(
i just dip my head in a bucket of Nair
ladies love the hairless look
i think i shave my balls more than i shave my face
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
not with the same razor obvi
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
just my balls tho
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
they just feel better without the really scraggaly thin hair on them
[editline]21st April 2013[/editline]
if you shave everything youre just asking for a scratchy and itchy bad time for like, a week.
I mean, it's just common courtesy too. No one wants to go diving into a forest, ya feel me?
[QUOTE=felix the cat;40374318]I mean, it's just common courtesy too. No one wants to go diving into a forest, ya feel me?[/QUOTE]
make them work for the d
And how's that working out for you?
I make bitches dive for the D and my ex just confessed her love to the tune of get lucky
The planets have aligned fuck the mayans
i got new boots
the zippers on my old ones broke
they dont feel right even though theyre the same model and size
i guess i just have to break them in
for some reason i find it really sad
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;40375105]i got new boots
the zippers on my old ones broke
they dont feel right even though theyre the same model and size
i guess i just have to break them in
for some reason i find it really sad[/QUOTE]
Boots are comfortable when they're broken in. Very comfortable. When they're not however... eurgh.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;40373608]I'm 16 and I've never had to shave.
Yet.[/QUOTE]
thats a shame
I have to shave all the time, otherwise I look hobo-Elvis. No mustache or goatee, just sideburns, and scraggly ones at that.
Observing the other people in my major made me swear off facial hair altogether.
[editline]22nd April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=catbarf;40378393]Observing the other people in my major made me swear off facial hair altogether.[/QUOTE]
'Hey guys I'm so ready for my interview today check out my Hot Topic vest and yellow sneakers'
> hair is a rat-tail forming a single dreadlock
> Amish neckbeard almost reaches obese nipples and could probably hide small mammals
'Yeah man you're gonna ace it'
> fedora
> pencil-thin pedostache creeping past corners of the mouth
> clearly has not bathed in some time, smells of rancid onions mixed with faux-cheese
Elsewhere is a guy with shoulder-length grease-strands of hair wearing a pony shirt, carrying a pony-emblazoned satchel, and with miniature pony toys literally hanging out of his pocket. He's arguing about anime with a guy whose facial hair is basically a circle of fur enclosing his mouth with 'straps' going to the earlobes. He cracks open two cans of Mountain Dew.
> it's 8AM
welcome to the life of a game design student
send help
So one of my friends from school wanted to buy my replica eotech; and I have known him for a while so I trust him. I told him to give me $20 for it on Friday and said he forgot it and will give it to me on Monday. Monday rolls in and I ask for it during a meeting he had and he only has a little bit of cash, but doesn't offer to give it to me, and when his meeting ended; he goes through the rear door where I wasn't at and I ask where he went and they said he ran off; I go through the rear door and I see him walking pass the building and I call to him and he ignores me. So I run off to catch up and I see him running towards the "quad" area and I catch up and ask him why he ran away. He says he didn't run and you can hear him breathing heavily while saying "do you hear me panting?". I got serious with him saying I needed the money so I can pay for the box and handling material for herf's MP9 so I can ship it to him, but then he says he will give me the money on Tuesday.
Also found out another one of my "trusted" friends had my magpul "mag pull" when I left it in school and said it was his even though I knew it was mine because I marked it on the inside.
tl;dr: Got scammed by friend that I trusted; will not sell to people I trust [B]at school[/B] anymore without the money first.
Will disassociate with them from now on
Summary of selling my GS3 on ebay:
3 hours ago: item listed
2 hours ago: bid for $0.01 placed
1 hour ago: bid for $0.06 placed
5 minutes ago: item purchased with buy it now for $350
TM HICAPA HERE I COME
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