Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I don't remember what either of them are.
[editline]14th July 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Repulse`;41450475]anything German is CRAP.[/QUOTE]
WAIT WOAH
What it's true. cause after you replace one one part then it's another, and another, and another, etc.
Jeep 4 lyfe!
TRUE DAT.
[QUOTE=Kath;41450469]I like Code's car a lot.
Deathmog's car makes my eardrums bleed and tenderizes my bum.[/QUOTE]
your bum was already tenderized from all the dicks you place in it
ohohoho
[QUOTE=deathmog;41450580]your bum was already tenderized from all the dicks you place in it
ohohoho[/QUOTE]
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I hope your car explodes
Fun fact: Deathmog needs large polycarbonate rods attached to the bottom of his shoes just so he can reach the pedals.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;41450826]Fun fact: Deathmog needs large polycarbonate rods attached to the bottom of his shoes just so he can reach the pedals.[/QUOTE]
He has large polycarbonate rods in his ass.
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I wonder how many people think we actually hate Deathmog and don't understand this is our way of venting after the struggle he puts us through as parents.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;41450826]Fun fact: Deathmog needs large polycarbonate rods attached to the bottom of his shoes just so he can reach the pedals.[/QUOTE]
JUST LIKE SHORT ROUND FROM INDIANA JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okie dokie dr jones
The only difference between short round and Deathmog is that short round wasn't done growing yet.
Man I missed a lot today.
[editline]13th July 2013[/editline]
Reading the PMG thread lol.
Deathmog does wonderful impressions.
i reeeeaally miss my Mazda 3, but I still love my 2012 Civic c:
worst acceleration ever, and the dynamic MPG gauge makes me feel like a money wasting prick every time I hit the gas
Anyone know how to make a thunder b trip wire? No matter what I cannot create enough pressure for the pin to actually come out at any point.
Woah just found out that James Earl Jones voice acted in Stargate SG-1 as well. So many famous people on that show lol.
I saw a IJA reenactor with General rank and tabs come into my workplace (I work at a grocery store) to buy some food
I sorta laughed when he pulled out his car keys and wallet filled with credit cards since it was so damn unfitting
the new meds I got put on for my bipolar disorder are making me shake uncontrollably and i keep waking up in cold sweats. I cant sleep and my body feels exhausted from the shaking.
=(
Jeez by the time I come back from Europe half of IFAP will be banned =(
So I'm a huge fan of pretty much every monstercat artist, and yesterday and today they're holding an online concert for free via Minecraft for Child's Play charity. I came and have been struggling to get in since there's like 5000+ people trying to get it, and it's annoying because I'd pay so much money to see some of these guys live and Monstercat said at some point some of the Minecraft Youtubers (ugh) would be joining and everyone in the server is like WHAT IS THIS MUSIC WHERES THE YOUTUBERS I DONT UNDERSTAND I DONT LIKE THIS MUSIC WHERES SKY. Kill me. Actually, no, kill them
yeah, it's good to pass your exams
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brb getting wasted
Just found out the legal drinking age in Germany is 16 and I'm gonna be in Berlin for 5 days during my Europe trip. Awwwww sssshhheeeeiiiittt.
Germany's an awesome place. I don't drink myself but I am told there is no beer quite like German beer.
[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;41455198]Germany's an awesome place. I don't drink myself but I am told there is no beer quite like German beer.[/QUOTE]
I don't plan on getting drunk/wasted, I just want to taste the beer there.
Yeah, that's one of these cool little things about Germany.
But apparently almost everything else sucks.
I've been there quite a few times as there is Germans on one side of my family. It's really nice in the West but they've said that some parts of the East are still kinda nasty, even after the reunification. Overall it's a pretty chill place though, really friendly people on the most part.
So in case you aren't Facebook friends with me or just didn't care to look, I went to see the Kyle Gass Band last night, and it was amazing.
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I MET KAGE AND IT WAS AWESOME
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Also signatures.
We were literally right up against the stage, right in the center. I could have reached up and touched KG if I wanted to. At the end of the show, Kyle reached down and gave my friend his pick. It was amazing.
KG is the one guy that can say "Fuck stage appearance"
[QUOTE=YCheez;41455141]Just found out the legal drinking age in Germany is 16 and I'm gonna be in Berlin for 5 days during my Europe trip. Awwwww sssshhheeeeiiiittt.[/QUOTE]
18 in England. Been p cool so far. My favorites so far have been Kopparberg cider and Magners golden draught
[QUOTE=cardfan212;41456384]So in case you aren't Facebook friends with me or just didn't care to look, I went to see the Kyle Gass Band last night, and it was amazing.
We were literally right up against the stage, right in the center. I could have reached up and touched KG if I wanted to. At the end of the show, Kyle reached down and gave my friend his pick. It was amazing.[/QUOTE]
Where's Jack Black?
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