Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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im calling airsplat to claim my contest prize and they're making me listen to taylor swift as i wait for a line to help me
taiwanese : hello i would like another t91
airsplat lady: ok and den?
taiwanese : well i guess ill also take a speedloader
airsplat lady: ok and den?
taiwanese : actually thats all
airsplat lady : and den?
taiwanese :actually that is all, maam
airsplat lady :and den?
tawianese : STFU *hangs up phone*
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41686652]im calling airsplat to claim my contest prize and they're making me listen to taylor swift as i wait for a line to help me[/QUOTE]
is it trouble
i really like that one
[QUOTE=upsideonion;41687098]taiwanese : hello i would like another t91
airsplat lady: ok and den?
taiwanese : well i guess ill also take a speedloader
airsplat lady: ok and den?
taiwanese : actually thats all
airsplat lady : and den?
taiwanese :actually that is all, maam
airsplat lady :and den?
tawianese : STFU *hangs up phone*[/QUOTE]
pretty much, i had to wait 10+ minutes listening to taylor swift and spent another five explaining that the facebook message they sent me told me to call their number to redeem the gift card and she was like "message us on facebook for your prize" but it got sorted out in the end
trishot here i come!
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;41687287]is it trouble
i really like that one[/QUOTE]
yeah, and then love story
but i hope you all remember war story
[video=youtube;GciVkHic7tM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GciVkHic7tM[/video]
that was badass
you weren't here for singalong thursdays
it was a glorious period of joy and happiness
[QUOTE=the_killer24;41685423]don't invite catbarf then[/QUOTE]
In my experience the NSA is a bunch of pompous assholes whose efficacy ends the instant someone goes offline, but complain that other agencies step on their toes anyways.
Hang on, someone's knocking at the door, BRB-
im about to vent so if you dont like pity partying then just skip this
when i like someone and feel like i owe them something, if it's something they want i pay them in sexual favors. i feel like there is nothing inside me to give, so i resort to giving my body. and when people just hit on me i become a goddamn slut because i just want someone to love me. i've hurt so many people by giving them my body so they like me, and they end up seeing that as something romantic and i keep doing it and more people keep getting hurt and i just feel like a terrible person
i'm a total asshole to 90% of people i meet, unless it's a one on one thing usually. i judge people on how they dress, look, their mannerisms, and tons of shit that i know don't factor in to anything and i don't know why i do that. lots of people hate me, and with good reason. so when someone gives me some sort of attention, i just want to pay them back with the only thing i have to give, which is my body. i honestly can't think of anything else to give because i'm just a fucking short-sighted asshole that never learns from experience
i don't think i want to know what you do to taxi drivers
ugh
my party is over now
fucking edward snowden and bradley manning
tell them that there is this girl i like and then they go and fucking tell EVERYONE
#fuckwhistleblowers
I was watching one of my videos on YT then this autoplayed after.
[video=youtube;r53Zh5-7Ni8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r53Zh5-7Ni8[/video]
I don't know
okay this whole steam medals and emoticons thing is confusing the hell out of me
[img]http://puu.sh/3T0dP.png[/img]
most hastily pushed steam update ever. half of these emoticons aren't even emoticons. they're just [del]emot[/del]icons. and the backgrounds are yes, recycled art, that's fine, but some have the entirety of their arty in the center of the image, where your actual profile covers everything :v:
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like what the fuck
[img]http://puu.sh/3T0jG.png[/img]
[B]what could i possibly want to convey with a picture of a leaf.[/B]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41701774]like what the fuck
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3T0jG.png[/IMG]
[B]what could i possibly want to convey with a picture of a leaf.[/B][/quote]
Going vegan
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;41702108]Going vegan[/QUOTE]
Are you a vegetarian already? If not going vegan is a pretty big jump.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41701774]
[B]what could i possibly want to convey with a picture of a leaf.[/B][/QUOTE]
420 blaze it faggotXXxxx~~~~~
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;41702108]Going vegan[/QUOTE]
did you see one of those videos about the food industry just like my sister did before she became vegan
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41701774]like what the fuck
[img]http://puu.sh/3T0jG.png[/img]
[B]what could i possibly want to convey with a picture of a leaf.[/B][/QUOTE]
$33.93 what
[QUOTE=dwt110;41702763]did you see one of those videos about the food industry just like my sister did before she became vegan[/QUOTE]
I remember we were showed one of those in class, just to see how the food industry changed. I don't think I ever laughed so hard. All those chicks on a conveyor belt and flying out of a tube.
No I mean going vegan as a use for the leaf emoticon.
I'm carnivorous alllll day.
O.
Well that went about a hundred feet over my head.
So Pacific Rim was absolutely [B]fucking[/B] awesome.
I just love having to work a closing shift and the guy who's supposed to help me is useless as fuck and was probably off fapping to MLP for half of his shift.
I don't hike like normal people
[t]http://i.imgur.com/hn2xN2b.jpg[/t]
THUNBD because fuckhuge
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Fun Fact: The uniform was used on screen in HBO's: The Pacific
For those of you who don't know about it, its like band of brothers inna jungle with mosquitos, hot weather, Marines, Japs, insanity, and nekkid scenes.
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;41705940]I don't hike like normal people
[t]http://i.imgur.com/hn2xN2b.jpg[/t]
THUNBD because fuckhuge
[editline]4th August 2013[/editline]
Fun Fact: The uniform was used on screen in HBO's: The Pacific
For those of you who don't know about it, its like band of brothers inna jungle with mosquitos, hot weather, Marines, Japs, insanity, and nekkid scenes.[/QUOTE]
r u chuck tatum?
So I was in Japan at a family friend's place and me and some local kiddos (girls) were doing fireworks and I was babysitting
So when I was helping a shy 14yo girl, her kiddo sister and one of the 10yo kid goes, "SO KILL, I HEARD YOU WERE SINGLE"
I'm 21
EhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
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Jap kiddos dunno what pedo means :suicide:
Oh man, so back in the day, my uncle and I would play this strategy game on the Xbox for hours on end, and it was so awesome. I just finally found out it was called Dai Senryaku VII, so I'm gonna grab me a copy and hopefully have some awesome times with friends.
[QUOTE=Kill001;41708452]So I was in Japan at a family friend's place and me and some local kiddos (girls) were doing fireworks and I was babysitting
So when I was helping a shy 14yo girl, her kiddo sister and one of the 10yo kid goes, "SO KILL, I HEARD YOU WERE SINGLE"
I'm 21
EhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
[editline]4th August 2013[/editline]
Jap kiddos dunno what pedo means :suicide:[/QUOTE]
they call you kill?
[QUOTE=Kill001;41708452]So I was in Japan at a family friend's place and me and some local kiddos (girls) were doing fireworks and I was babysitting
So when I was helping a shy 14yo girl, her kiddo sister and one of the 10yo kid goes, "SO KILL, I HEARD YOU WERE SINGLE"
I'm 21
EhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
[editline]4th August 2013[/editline]
Jap kiddos dunno what pedo means :suicide:[/QUOTE]
I can only imagine the look on your face, and it's hilarious
[QUOTE=apoctank;41708605]they call you kill?[/QUOTE]
No, but I used Kill as a placeholder for those that are unfamiliar with my name
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Family-friend family were quite a rowdy bunch though
Host family dad kept telling me to make some boyfriends because I never really hit on any females because there were mostly 16 under people around, and I didn't feel like hitting on anyone since I was only visiting for a couple days
I'm assuming I should fulfill gay pedo destiny to not dishonorabru my freinds
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