Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Northy66;41723400]isn't american cheese glowing freedom[/QUOTE]
ftfy
neither of those colours are particularly natural or apetising
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;41722516]grill yourself a cheese
take the bread
take the butter
take the velveta american cheese
butter the fuck outta that pan
slap dat bread on there, slap the chees in the bread
flip, bam grille ur cheese[/QUOTE]
DO U NOT APPRECIATE MY MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD?????
anyway falafels are super easy 2 make i would rather take 15 minutes extra of my life and eat something really healthy
my retarded dog (who is actually half-retarded) got downstairs and ate one of my Oakley SI gloves and shit everywhere goddammit i kinda needed that
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;41722642]Or mayonnaise. Easier than butter.[/QUOTE]
this is like
you're making a pizza and you run out of marinara and you use ketchup instead because it's easier
Mayonnaise on a grilled cheese is a pretty common French style. It's just eggs, oil, and an emulsifier, so it fries nicely.
[QUOTE=catbarf;41725001]Mayonnaise on a grilled cheese is a pretty common French style. It's just eggs, oil, and an emulsifier, so it fries nicely.[/QUOTE]
i like to make toast with chees and then dip it in curry before i take a bite
I like going to restaurants and ordering two eggs over easy, toast, bacon and or ham, and then combining it into a sandwich
So good
[QUOTE=the_killer24;41724576]this is like
you're making a pizza and you run out of marinara and you use ketchup instead because it's easier[/QUOTE]
Not really, with mayonnaise on grilled cheese there's barely a noticeable difference compared to butter. You don't need to wait for it to soften or anything and you don't need much of it. Hell, sometimes I just use canola/olive oil. The only reason for using them is to make the sandwich less dry so they'll all work.
Art of the grilled cheese.
i killed a cockroach and now i feel bad
it also feels like his spirit is crawling all over my body
Has anyone seen The Conjuring? From the trailers and reviews I've seen of it, it looks very mediocre, but all my friends keep raving about it.
Although my friends are the kind of people who think Adam Sandler movies are the funniest things ever, so...
I saw it. It sucked. Not remotely scary and it is waaaaay too long.
Everything is always drawn out to painfully long lengths and then they try pulling a jump scare buts its like "damn nigga. Saw that shit a mile away"
[editline]5th August 2013[/editline]
Fuck, page king. Here have a picture of what my day involved
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[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;41728886]I saw it. It sucked. Not remotely scary and it is waaaaay too long.
Everything is always drawn out to painfully long lengths and then they try pulling a jump scare buts its like "damn nigga. Saw that shit a mile away"
[/QUOTE]
Eh. Figured it would be loaded with jump scares when my friend said it was "at least 10 times scarier than Paranormal Activity, and I though Paranormal Activity was super scary!"
I liked Insidious so I think The Conjuring could be cool. Just go in with medium expectations and you might enjoy it.
I didn't really like Insidious either. I'm thinking about just going to see it alone tomorrow and form my own opinion. Whenever I go with friends, they really ruin the experience, like when I went to see Pacific Rim.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;41728886]
Fuck, page king. Here have a picture of what my day involved
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this sexually arouses me
do tell
[QUOTE=cardfan212;41728867]Has anyone seen The Conjuring? From the trailers and reviews I've seen of it, it looks very mediocre, but all my friends keep raving about it.
Although my friends are the kind of people who think Adam Sandler movies are the funniest things ever, so...[/QUOTE]
Not scary, quite bad. 3/10
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;41729401]this sexually arouses me
do tell[/QUOTE]
I worked with a bomb squad dog hadler today to help me with an experiment for school.
My experiment was to test wether or not the bomb dog would be able to discriminate between high and low vapor pressures.
The dog handler brought all of these explosive samples, which we attached to the bottoms of cars, for the dog to find.
I would go more in depth with explaining the exact procedure we used to test my hypothesis but I'm too tired/lazy to do so at the moment.
What was the video you guys all took the avatars from of the Russians dancing and being tactical and stuff and drinking energy drinks and what not?
The lady was driving through the checkpoint and the soldiers started dancing but had flawless tactical awareness and shot at people popping up from the grass with pinpoint aim.
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;41728947]I liked Insidious so I think The Conjuring could be cool. Just go in with medium expectations and you might enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Insidious has me laughing hard because Darth Maul with Tiny Tim was too good
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;41735040]i wish i had talent :([/QUOTE]
You probably have, just haven't found it.
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;41735142]You probably have, just haven't found it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, like my talent is masturbating and eating cereal.
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;41735040]i wish i had talent :([/QUOTE]
catbarf still kicks my ass up and down the god damned street, Im still in the bad-meh range as far as painting goes
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My crab got her guwap.
EDIT: Shiiit
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I can't believe I got involved in this madness:
[url]https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=647852315232396&set=a.173229589361340.42020.169537669730532&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf[/url]
But here's my effort:
AK-47, G36K, FN2000, M16A2, AUG-P, MP5SD4, FAMAS F1, XM8, SA80, FN SCAR-L, SVD, M82, Remington 870, Lewis gun, Lee Enfield no1 MkIII, Flintlock pistol, FN P90, Micro Uzi, G36, RFX-55, M92FS, USP Tactical, FN Five-seveN, Desert Eagle, Glock 17
99% of people who view that picture dont know what a lewis gun or enfield is.
I saw mosin nagant for enfield and guesses for lewis gun ranged from m60 to mg42
[QUOTE=apoctank;41735692]I can't believe I got involved in this madness:
[url]https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=647852315232396&set=a.173229589361340.42020.169537669730532&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf[/url]
But here's my effort:
AK-47, G36K, FN2000, M16A2, AUG-P, MP5SD4, FAMAS F1, XM8, SA80, FN SCAR-L, SVD, M82, Remington 870, Lewis gun, Lee Enfield no1 MkIII, [B]Flintlock pistol[/B], FN P90, Micro Uzi, G36, RFX-55, M92FS, USP Tactical, FN Five-seveN, Desert Eagle, Glock 17[/QUOTE]
it's a percussion pistol not a flintlock
[QUOTE=dwt110;41735794]99% of people who view that picture dont know what a lewis gun or enfield is.
I saw mosin nagant for enfield and guesses for lewis gun ranged from m60 to mg42[/QUOTE]
The Enfield has a pretty unique silhouette that I recognized instantly, but the Lewis gun I thought was a DP28 or something.
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