Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=TerrorShield;41756056]Have to read Catch-22 for AP Lit.
THIS BOOK IS REALLY AGGRAVATING.[/QUOTE]
I bet Slaughterhouse Five is even more aggravating!
Glad I got that over with. Reading Heart of Darkness for summer reading. It's p cool.
Have you guys ever accidentally peed between the seat and the bowl
Yes. Henceforth I had to rethink my dick angling strategy and I haven't had such an incident since. Many minds toiled for months working on a formula. It was a grueling process, but in the end, we were victorious.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41756119]I bet Slaughterhouse Five is even more aggravating!
Glad I got that over with. Reading Heart of Darkness for summer reading. It's p cool.[/QUOTE]
Read Slaughterhouse Five last year, I actually really liked it.
I think Catch 22 is starting to get better towards the end, gotta finish it by Friday.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;41756240]Read Slaughterhouse Five last year, I actually really liked it.
I think Catch 22 is starting to get better towards the end, gotta finish it by Friday.[/QUOTE]
I would have liked it if it understood consequentiality, which is the entire point, and I guess it's artistic or something but god it was painful to read.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;41756164]Have you guys ever accidentally peed between the seat and the bowl[/QUOTE]
This only occurs if you have a small package, making your d not hanging down enough c:
Boners tho
pissing with a boner is possibly the worst thing
[QUOTE=Northy66;41758578]pissing with a boner is possibly the worst thing[/QUOTE]
your boner is actually trying to make urinating impossible
[B]fight against the impossible[/B]
like you're standing there with this fuckstick in your hand trying to fly all over the place pissing at every possible angle as it just mocks you
the one time of the day your dick hates you
[QUOTE=Northy66;41758692]like you're standing there with this fuckstick in your hand trying to fly all over the place pissing at every possible angle as it just mocks you
the one time of the day your dick hates you[/QUOTE]
If your erection is like as hard as it can be I'm pretty sure trying to pee is impossible
The muscle shuts off the hole for the urine so that it won't get anywhere it's no supposed to
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[QUOTE=JoonazL;41758721]If your erection is like as hard as it can be I'm pretty sure trying to pee is impossible
The muscle shuts off the hole for the urine so that it won't get anywhere it's no supposed to[/QUOTE]
Funny thing is when I was a kid, my sex ed thing sucked so they never explained how the dick worked and what jizzing was exactly, so I always assumed that a dude pissing into a wommin's snatch got her pregnant and it was pleasurable(?)
when we started sex-ed in grade 7 we got a picture of a nude female and some kid who is autistic got up out of his chair after it got handed out and ran to the bathroom and was in there for 20 minutes flapping off
Anyone here play Mugen?
I tried it a few times but I'm not really into fighting games.
Look what i made
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/311665_533028680080141_1695302562_n.jpg[/img]
NOTE - The SEAT IS FIXED.
[QUOTE=Kill001;41760243]Funny thing is when I was a kid, my sex ed thing sucked so they never explained how the dick worked and what jizzing was exactly, so I always assumed that a dude pissing into a wommin's snatch got her pregnant and it was pleasurable(?)[/QUOTE]
4th grade sex ed had me thinking the same thing
then i came to california and they had no fear and i was like "OH"
I don't get it. I've washed my hands multiple times, but my fingers still smell like my girlfriends..well..you know.. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but damn that shit's hard to get out
[QUOTE=apoctank;41763747]I don't get it. I've washed my hands multiple times, but my fingers still smell like my girlfriends..well..you know.. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but damn that shit's hard to get out[/QUOTE]
Wash under your finger nails, bruh.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;41763768]Wash under your finger nails, bruh.[/QUOTE]
Yeah this, but I can agree to apoc as well, it is kind of hard to get out
man today sucks
I mentioned that my grandfather had been an absolute dick and kinda ruined our relationship, since we were previously pretty close and got along really well
Well, today my cousin along with my aunt brought over her baby (daughter of my uncle who just died) , and my grandparents came as well.
Apparently as I came upstairs my grandfather said Hi to me, but I completely didn't hear him. I thought (from about that point forward) that he was completely ignoring me. And when they left, he went around and said goodbye and hugged everyone except me
Looks like I might have burned that bridge completely. Shit, today has really sucked
[QUOTE=apoctank;41763747]I don't get it. I've washed my hands multiple times, but my fingers still smell like my girlfriends..well..you know.. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but damn that shit's hard to get out[/QUOTE]
nothing wrong with a bit of strategic cologne
Look at this shit. 8:10 start EVERY DAY. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I'm gone by 10(das cool). Thursdays SUCK
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So I got my half day/early release application approved. Here's my schedule:
1st period - AP Literature (same teacher as AP Lang from last year, she's cool.)
2nd - Clinical Health (guess this'll help for my volunteer work "employment" at the Health Center.)
3rd - Calculus (took AP Calc last year, dropped it and now I'm taking the regular class this year. I don't think it'll be any easier especially since I didn't have a math class last year after dropping.)
4th - Participation in Democracy/European Studies (PID is required to graduate. I guess Europe is cool.)
5th - Capstone Graphic Arts (This is the highest tier class in the Arts/Graphics pathway, was recommended by the teacher since she was pretty cool with me in her class last year. There's seriously only like 3 other people in the class, it's basically independent study, messing around with Photoshop, and submitting Art contest entries every once in a while.)
Normal pleb students would then have to go to lunch, and then periods 6 and 7 but since I have EXCLUSIVE EARLY RELEASE PASS I can just go home after 5th.
This is the best year ever.
[QUOTE=apoctank;41763747]I don't get it. I've washed my hands multiple times, but my fingers still smell like my girlfriends..well..you know.. Not that I'm complaining or anything, but damn that shit's hard to get out[/QUOTE]
I just kinda deal with it, unless you're planning to go and fuck some other chick, in which case use some schmelley soap.
[QUOTE=paindoc;41764715]man today sucks
I mentioned that my grandfather had been an absolute dick and kinda ruined our relationship, since we were previously pretty close and got along really well
Well, today my cousin along with my aunt brought over her baby (daughter of my uncle who just died) , and my grandparents came as well.
Apparently as I came upstairs my grandfather said Hi to me, but I completely didn't hear him. I thought (from about that point forward) that he was completely ignoring me. And when they left, he went around and said goodbye and hugged everyone except me
Looks like I might have burned that bridge completely. Shit, today has really sucked[/QUOTE]
Call him directly and apologize. Don't make excuses, don't bring up what will seem like a lame excuse. Just say you're sorry.
Better to do it now before you really have burned that bridge.
what gun manufacturer can make a homosexual stand still
steyr-mannlicher
[editline]8th August 2013[/editline]
no offence to any homosexuals who use this forum
[QUOTE=catbarf;41766139]Call him directly and apologize. Don't make excuses, don't bring up what will seem like a lame excuse. Just say you're sorry.
Better to do it now before you really have burned that bridge.[/QUOTE]
Can't tonight, they'll already be asleep. I'll do it in the morning