Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Wulfram;41951478]I actually drink mostly water[/QUOTE]
I limit myself to 1 non-water beverage daily, but when a new Halo comes out, all bets are off :v:
The pope drinks 4 fantas a day.
I don't buy Coke products anymore. Only Pepsi. I've had four bad cases of Coke so far and I'm getting tired of pissing my money away on expired or fucked up Coke. They either need to get their vendors on the ball to fucking notice "Oh, polar bear on the coke in summer? lol cool" and rotate the stock or something. Because I've never had a bad batch of Pepsi.
That Pepsi with the dragonfruit was the bomb, it pisses me off that it disappeared basically immediately.
I don't like pepsi.
I'm a consistent consumer of snapple and all variants of tea.
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This looks cool as heck ok
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;41953174][IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/d27d6305f3c0d88547def91cb937730d/tumblr_mry4ynR7PK1r9khx4o1_500.jpg[/IMG]
This looks cool as heck ok[/QUOTE]
the other of that set isn't so hot :v:
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[QUOTE=Dark Descent;41952875]I don't like pepsi.[/QUOTE]
You're dead to me
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41953305]the other of that set isn't so hot :v:
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Underbarrel SMG on a Shotgun?
This just screams IFAP.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;41953174][IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/d27d6305f3c0d88547def91cb937730d/tumblr_mry4ynR7PK1r9khx4o1_500.jpg[/IMG]
This looks cool as heck ok[/QUOTE]
rad as fuck
but what's with the AK/SCAR bastard child
My ex throws me into a spiraling undying rage.
I bought some Kenyan beer
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pretty good as it turns out, and I dont think it gave me any diseases
[QUOTE=Mbbird;41953305]the other of that set isn't so hot :v:
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that one looks SICK
i really like the helmet
Just had a 2hr driving lesson with a combat engineer who was in Desert Storm and "Gulf War two". His job was to plant anti-personnel mines on all the exit routes from the highway to kill all the stragglers. I asked him about what it was like at the highway during those three days and he said it almost made you feel bad for Saddam's army. He recalls the A-10s and how "you see one of these babies fly 70' above your head and let rip on a target 50 meters in front of you, all you can see of that target is now just flesh and bone being ripped up and torn into the sky"
He also talked about a bridge 10 kilos outside of Baghdad he rigged with explosives and detonated it when an enemy convoy passed. "It's ok, they only fell a few hundred feet"
He also gave me golden words about life: "If you ever think it's an IED, just kick it. you may not know, but kicking things can be the answer to almost everything in life"
dumping art because why not
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ok done
put them on tumblr so i can reblog yu
Fucking operating
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Shot a mad minute with my No. 4 Lee Enfield, my carbine exploded, garand had a terrible jam where the case got stuck because the extractor stripped the entire lip from it, but I got to shoot some mad ARs and a Nail Gun as you can see. New Dewalt cordless-powder actuated magazine fed nailgun.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ATTENTION KATH OR SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
my bro went on facepunch and sent you (or someone else) a very aggressive pm
this was not me
i am sorry
Yeah whatever.
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;41966157]
Shot a mad minute with my No. 4 Lee Enfield, [B]my carbine exploded[/B], garand had a terrible jam where the case got stuck because the extractor stripped the entire lip from it, but I got to shoot some mad ARs and a Nail Gun as you can see. New Dewalt cordless-powder actuated magazine fed nailgun.[/QUOTE]
wait wat?
expound
So I saw Planes the other day(p cool) and in the middle of the movie, these police officers walk in, weapons drawn, and start searching through the theater. At this point I'm thinking oh shit it's Aurora all over again, and I'm ready to throw my girlfriend(we had to see a non-R movie because her cousin was there) on the floor and hit the deck myself. Eventually they take away this guy wearing an ABU combat set and everything goes back to normal. Shit was crazy
wait so they arrested a guy for wearing camo? like, he was just watching the movie, and someone felt uncomfortable with him wearing camo?
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;41967479]wait so they arrested a guy for wearing camo? like, he was just watching the movie, and someone felt uncomfortable with him wearing camo?[/QUOTE]
No, the camo wasn't the reason he was arrested, I just thought that was an interesting and possibly related detail(like maybe he was AWOL or something) and mentioned it
netflix is stuck at 98%
[editline]26th August 2013[/editline]
help
[QUOTE=apoctank;41967114]So I saw Planes the other day(p cool) and in the middle of the movie, these police officers walk in, weapons drawn, and start searching through the theater. At this point I'm thinking oh shit it's Aurora all over again, and I'm ready to throw my girlfriend(we had to see a non-R movie because her cousin was there) on the floor and hit the deck myself. Eventually they take away this guy wearing an ABU combat set and everything goes back to normal. Shit was crazy[/QUOTE]
A guy in ABUs watching Planes. Why do I find something about this so hilarious?
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;41952757]I don't buy Coke products anymore. Only Pepsi. I've had four bad cases of Coke so far and I'm getting tired of pissing my money away on expired or fucked up Coke. They either need to get their vendors on the ball to fucking notice "Oh, polar bear on the coke in summer? lol cool" and rotate the stock or something. Because I've never had a bad batch of Pepsi.[/QUOTE]
Probably the merchandiser's fault, I dunno if Curt works your Target i'll ask him why Coke sucks in your store though.
Also today I had a near-death experience-
I went out to my car to put on some more deodorant because I was sweaty as fuck from airsofting. I neglected to realize that my black-interior'd car parked in the sun was like 200 degrees inside and that my deodorant was also 200 degrees. Well, I put on the deodorant and now I have like a burn on my armpit from the fucking deodorant from hell.
Also, it melted and turned into a slushie bar. Fuck.
6 days of band camp just ended, my face is so crispy right now you can tear a piece of it off and have it for breakfast, my arms look like the Mexican border, I can't feel my legs and school starts tomorrow.
[QUOTE=YCheez;41968910]6 days of band camp just ended, my face is so crispy right now you can tear a piece of it off and have it for breakfast, my arms look like the Mexican border, I can't feel my legs and school starts tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
What is sunscreen and how do you even use? Do you eat? Do you suppository?
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