• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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walked into kitchen. auto-light comes on. open fridge, get water. walk to counter. auto-light goes off for its 5 second cooldown. feel thing brush against foot. "must be a draped towel". casually brush foot with other foot. auto-light comes back on. look down: there's no towel. Look further down. HELLO fuck-off sized spider scurrying around.
I finished Blue Gender. Really good anime, but damn that was a pretty bittersweet ending.
Goddamn, I keep nicking my fingers doing random shit so it's full of cuts Also I can't wait 'till I get paid from my new job C:
I'm going to see a doctor about getting medication. I'm not even depressed for any real reason, all the fucked up shit I've seen and been in doesn't phase me, so it's probably just a monoamine deficiency or something.
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;42363063]lol putting my life and everyone on the roads life in danger what an adventure LOL[/QUOTE] I can drive just fine when I'm high. I can't really describe it, it's just...different [QUOTE=Wulfram;42365925]I finished Blue Gender. Really good anime, but damn that was a pretty bittersweet ending.[/QUOTE] What website did you stream it from?
[QUOTE=apoctank;42368565]I can drive just fine when I'm high.[/QUOTE] You know how many people claim they can drive fine when drunk, before they wrap their car around a tree? Your reaction time and motor control are not optimal when you're high, don't put yourself and others at risk.
[QUOTE=apoctank;42368565] What website did you stream it from?[/QUOTE] eyeonanime.com
[QUOTE=apoctank;42368565]I can drive just fine when I'm high. I can't really describe it, it's just...different[/QUOTE] No you can't.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;42364974]Jeep. Range Rovers blow[/QUOTE] Person that T-Boned me was in a range rover... I am thinking about going for a Jeep. or an Explorer. Or El Dorado. decisions. decisions
[QUOTE=catbarf;42368824]You know how many people claim they can drive fine when drunk, before they wrap their car around a tree? Your reaction time and motor control are not optimal when you're high, don't put yourself and others at risk.[/QUOTE] I had a guy at Best Buy who was high off his ass, I don't think he wanted to drive home high so he came in, wondered around, bought a bit flat screen TV, left and came back, wandered around the parking lot for a few minutes, came back, asked if you could play Bluray's in a DVD player than when we told him no he left and bought doritos and soda and played the Xbox display for an hour and a half before finally leaving. I liked that guy.
today i just about got my damn 64gb iphone 5 stolen by some kid twice my height on my way home good thing he can't punch, he can only trip people and kick them on the ground
[QUOTE=upsideonion;42371350]today i just about got my damn 64gb iphone 5 stolen by some kid twice my height on my way home good thing he can't punch, he can only trip people and kick them on the ground[/QUOTE] You can at least feel comfort in the fact that the kid is going to die when apple maps directs him off a bridge.
[QUOTE=apoctank;42368565]I can drive just fine when I'm high. I can't really describe it, it's just...different [/QUOTE] one of my bros who i bake with told me about how he drives when high only when he needs to, and i was like "dude i fucking know you need to sometimes but you're retarded, i want you to know that" and he got super pissed cause he says it doesn't affect people like drinking does i've been piss drunk, i've been baked off of my mind i would not drive in either situation because that's fucking dumb and gets kids killed
if he DID steal it, he has a bmx with $800 wheels...
mbbird is stalking me at the bus stop [img]http://i.imgur.com/SHfJY2e.jpg[/img]
So, as far as I can figure, whatever shit the Army injected me with during BCT has actually caused a neurological problem in my brain (Probably monoamine related, I can confirm that I was given at least a testosterone shot and testosterone directly effects monoamine levels), which causes rapid onset major depression, Suicidal thoughts, the like. I've found that nicotine and caffeine (psycho-stimulants) have helped but I'm not really keen on getting addicted to smoking, so, I might go see a doctor.
I feel like I need to fix this finally. Can someone put a border on this and avatarize it? [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1362453599019.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Tac Error;42372576]mbbird is stalking me at the bus stop [img]http://i.imgur.com/SHfJY2e.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] wait how did you even these fuckers run away at the slighest movement of a person 5 meters away from them
i turned around and just saw it on the raised concrete platform
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;42372817]wait how did you even these fuckers run away at the slighest movement of a person 5 meters away from them[/QUOTE] If they associate humans with food they're quite tame around people. They're all over restaurants and they'll happily hop between your feet to get a crumb or two.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;42372817]wait how did you even these fuckers run away at the slighest movement of a person 5 meters away from them[/QUOTE] No they don't. They are almost as fearless as pigeons where I live, if you happen to be holding anything edible that is.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;42371739]one of my bros who i bake with told me about how he drives when high only when he needs to, and i was like "dude i fucking know you need to sometimes but you're retarded, i want you to know that" and he got super pissed cause he says it doesn't affect people like drinking does i've been piss drunk, i've been baked off of my mind i would not drive in either situation because that's fucking dumb and gets kids killed[/QUOTE] Except driving while high isn't really comparable to driving while drunk
[QUOTE=CritNick;42374041]Except driving while high isn't really comparable to driving while drunk[/QUOTE] Except, you know, the whole part where it effects alertness, reaction time and fatigue. Whatever.
Anyone up for stealing the Declaration of Independence?
If you drive under the influence of anything it endangers yourself, but more importantly the people around you. If you think it's OK to drive while drunk or even high you are fucking retarded.
I feel so fat when I go out to make popcorn and then see my roommate and one of his friends doing an intense workout video and barely even breaking a sweat.
Well in this instance you can rest assured that popcorn is like half air.
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;42374820]Anyone up for stealing the Declaration of Independence?[/QUOTE] I was at school when I started hearing people saying "the government shut down" and for a minute I thought it was my moment to run free out into the streets and wreak havoc. But here I still am, stuck in conformity.
I followed Big Dumb American and put on my riot pants today. I managed to steal a few other peoples' pairs, so good day.
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