• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;42520779]nutella just so all the bitches wanna kiss me[/QUOTE] Dip yo dick in nutella ;)
One of my college lecturers (and the most boring one by the way) looks totally like this guy: [t]http://thenullset.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/up_02a.jpg[/t] I'm gonna have to snap a photo of him somehow to show you.
oh god in 36 hours I'll be sitting with some inkneedles buzzing into my arm
what is ur tat gun be?
Qlimax tattoo?
Behold.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;42527155]Behold.[/QUOTE] How have I never seen one of these before. Oh wait posters actually like having their posts read.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;42527393]How have I never seen one of these before. Oh wait posters actually like having their posts read.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2023/33979336965305.jpg[/img]
I just remembered the guy who got me into airsoft his channel is deleted now but he made videos in a big glass room on a ping pong table after I saw his collection video I went and bought a clear plastic uzi and that's how it all began...
My friend sends me this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIVBrUI3A0[/media] this is cool
dude thats how i lost my virginity
dick game too strong.
[QUOTE=Kill001;42528225]My friend sends me this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIVBrUI3A0[/media] this is cool[/QUOTE] aren't those the sounds god damned kirby makes when he jumps are they kirby
[QUOTE=Kill001;42528225]My friend sends me this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIVBrUI3A0[/media] this is cool[/QUOTE] This might literally be the DNA of this thread.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;42527155]Behold.[/QUOTE] I don't suffer from epilepsy but fuck me after looking at your avatar for too long I think I do now RIP
anyone and everyone on my shapchat list check out my story, got some shots of an abandoned laboratories and I found war z production notes.
[QUOTE=Northy66;42532367]anyone and everyone on my shapchat list check out my story, got some shots of an abandoned laboratories and I found war z production notes.[/QUOTE] I'm so jelly that you get to explore such science.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;42532615]I'm so jelly that you get to explore such science.[/QUOTE] wow such science so cool *doge*
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;42523717]One of my college lecturers (and the most boring one by the way) looks totally like this guy: [t]http://thenullset.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/up_02a.jpg[/t] I'm gonna have to snap a photo of him somehow to show you.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2226/nh39.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kath;42143891]So I'm a junior now, but 18 in November and there's a phenomenon with this year of freshmen that look older and have big tits this is entrapment[/QUOTE] I remembered this post today, because every day I have gym, I'm sitting on the benches with my friends waiting for class to start, and then the class of freshmen and sophomore girls going into female fitness walk by. Yoga pants ahoy, and at eye level. Then some girl who was standing near where I was sitting backed out of the way for someone and her ass was inches from my face. This teasing is inhumane. But keep squatting girls, it's working. Oh and thanks Northy for all the science on snapchat.
I saw the quote and didn't even remember that I posted that, had to think about it. "science science science no science science science"
Got a new patch today, custom ordered from [URL="http://www.colorpatch.com/"]Color Patch[/URL] and it's fucking huge, payed $9,95 for that [t]http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab91/jomt1234/20131016_000451_zps28f23d68.jpg[/t] Love it
your diamond looks so green in that picture i wish it was that color irl
Yeah, the vest is CB, not OD :v:
Yeah. I was a little disappointed with the patch color, too. Looked almost RG on their website and came out basically can.
rip [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/tJpEGnG.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/UHdyw0k.jpg[/img_thumb] (from Roger Spiller's "An Instinct for War")
Working with the public has showed me that for no apparent reason people have unreasonably short fuses. Like, the number one reason people yell and get pissed off at me is when they get like a 55 inch TV and you say. "If you pull your car up to the sidewalk we'd be happy to carry it out for you." which they'll usually mention that their car is in the parking lot a few spaces away. So you tell them "We're not allowed to go into the parking lot since we don't own it and aren't insured if we were to drop your TV or what not etc. etc." This is the point they start fucking flipping shit. It's fucking retarded. "This is fucking ridiculous! My car is right fucking there! I bought a fucking $1000 TV and you won't carry it 100 feet? This is fucking bullshit, what the fuck is this, I'll carry it out my god damn self." I've literally had people return $700 TV's because they didn't want to pull their car up. I mean, jesus christ they're going to drive away immediately after anyway, they don't even have to get out of their cars so why is it a big deal? Today I had an old woman pissed off and arguing with me. She told her husband to get the pickup, so when I heard that I immediately used my walkie to call inventory to the front door to help carry it out. The truck pulls up and literally ten seconds of her waiting she starts giving me bullshit like "Why didn't you call when I sent him to get the truck?" and when I told her I did and he'd be right out she straight out called me a liar and claimed didn't call anyone because she was standing right there and so on. Again, it had been ten seconds since the truck had pulled up. Half way through her arguing with me the inventory picked up the TV and carried it out. I was watching him walk toward us the entire time. I mean, jesus christ. I'm not exaggerating the time that lapsed, it was SECONDS before she started shit. [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] I mean, I have stories already and I haven't been doing this very long. You can be the nicest fucking person and people treat you like shit. I say "Hello" and stuff to people that come in and half the time they ignore me, look at my silently or make a face like I just called them a slut.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;42537839]Working with the public has showed me that for no apparent reason people have unreasonably short fuses. Like, the number one reason people yell and get pissed off at me is when they get like a 55 inch TV and you say. "If you pull your car up to the sidewalk we'd be happy to carry it out for you." which they'll usually mention that their car is in the parking lot a few spaces away. So you tell them "We're not allowed to go into the parking lot since we don't own it and aren't insured if we were to drop your TV or what not etc. etc." This is the point they start fucking flipping shit. It's fucking retarded. "This is fucking ridiculous! My car is right fucking there! I bought a fucking $1000 TV and you won't carry it 100 feet? This is fucking bullshit, what the fuck is this, I'll carry it out my god damn self." I've literally had people return $700 TV's because they didn't want to pull their car up. I mean, jesus christ they're going to drive away immediately after anyway, they don't even have to get out of their cars so why is it a big deal? Today I had an old woman pissed off and arguing with me. She told her husband to get the pickup, so when I heard that I immediately used my walkie to call inventory to the front door to help carry it out. The truck pulls up and literally ten seconds of her waiting she starts giving me bullshit like "Why didn't you call when I sent him to get the truck?" and when I told her I did and he'd be right out she straight out called me a liar and claimed didn't call anyone because she was standing right there and so on. Again, it had been ten seconds since the truck had pulled up. Half way through her arguing with me the inventory picked up the TV and carried it out. I was watching him walk toward us the entire time. I mean, jesus christ. I'm not exaggerating the time that lapsed, it was SECONDS before she started shit.[/QUOTE] I blame new york for a lot of that :rolleye: People are fucking strange, they want to cause problems
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;42537839]Working with the public has showed me that for no apparent reason people have unreasonably short fuses. Like, the number one reason people yell and get pissed off at me is when they get like a 55 inch TV and you say. "If you pull your car up to the sidewalk we'd be happy to carry it out for you." which they'll usually mention that their car is in the parking lot a few spaces away. So you tell them "We're not allowed to go into the parking lot since we don't own it and aren't insured if we were to drop your TV or what not etc. etc." This is the point they start fucking flipping shit. It's fucking retarded. "This is fucking ridiculous! My car is right fucking there! I bought a fucking $1000 TV and you won't carry it 100 feet? This is fucking bullshit, what the fuck is this, I'll carry it out my god damn self." I've literally had people return $700 TV's because they didn't want to pull their car up. I mean, jesus christ they're going to drive away immediately after anyway, they don't even have to get out of their cars so why is it a big deal? Today I had an old woman pissed off and arguing with me. She told her husband to get the pickup, so when I heard that I immediately used my walkie to call inventory to the front door to help carry it out. The truck pulls up and literally ten seconds of her waiting she starts giving me bullshit like "Why didn't you call when I sent him to get the truck?" and when I told her I did and he'd be right out she straight out called me a liar and claimed didn't call anyone because she was standing right there and so on. Again, it had been ten seconds since the truck had pulled up. Half way through her arguing with me the inventory picked up the TV and carried it out. I was watching him walk toward us the entire time. I mean, jesus christ. I'm not exaggerating the time that lapsed, it was SECONDS before she started shit. [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] I mean, I have stories already and I haven't been doing this very long. You can be the nicest fucking person and people treat you like shit. I say "Hello" and stuff to people that come in and half the time they ignore me, look at my silently or make a face like I just called them a slut.[/QUOTE] welcome to working retail
Working with Japs in retail is the worst they have this weird traditional standard where you have to be overly polite or some shit so they won't hesitate to call you stupid or dumbass if you don't follow through to make things worse they tend to do this only to Japensie staff so ~gaijin employes~ don't receive such a shitty response from stuck up customers [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] racist assholes, thank godde murrikah is slightly better also Jap managers expect you to follow unwritten honorabru rule of politeness because it's hardwired traditional crap they like to pull - like, at my last job, my fellow employees got so much shit for simply being logical 'cause my Japenieis manager wanted them to be ~polite~ and do extra shit (no pay for doing it either, nor does company manual state you must do such things) [editline]15th October 2013[/editline] this is kind of the reason why commiting sudoku rates in Japland is kinda high because they like to samoorhai spirit unnecessarily for everything they do. k, I'm done ranting about my retail experience >:E
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