• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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He shoulda been a blueshirt
Oh my god anti-abortion protestors all over my university with massive pictures of aborted fetuses help.
tell them that fetuses are your favorite breakfast food
in grade 6 or 7 some girl put up "LEGALIZE MARIJUANA" posters around the school because it "helps her focus" and she got expelled
[QUOTE=deathmog;42713394]He shoulda been a blueshirt[/QUOTE] Well at least my Marine Bio teacher was a blueshirt, and "Mr. Spoh" (a teacher known to be a bit awkward) was "Mr. Spock" for the day. I think half of our administration dressed up as the people from Duck Dynasty too, which I'm proud to say I've never seen, but they got pretttyy into it. I didn't end up wearing anything because despite what we talked about, I didn't want to bother explaining why I have so much military gear, and I didn't want to have to explain my TF2 engineer costume (although it's ironic that I made it 3 years ago not knowing I'd want to major in a form of engineering) to everyone/get awkward brofists from the few oddlings I know that like the game, but it was a pretty good day honestly. Some slendermen, a No-Face, a lot of superheroes, plenty of puns, etc etc.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;42714802]Well at least my Marine Bio teacher was a blueshirt, and "Mr. Spoh" (a teacher known to be a bit awkward) was "Mr. Spock" for the day. I think half of our administration dressed up as the people from Duck Dynasty too, which I'm proud to say I've never seen, but they got pretttyy into it. I didn't end up wearing anything because despite what we talked about, I didn't want to bother explaining why I have so much military gear, and I didn't want to have to explain my TF2 engineer costume (although it's ironic that I made it 3 years ago not knowing I'd want to major in a form of engineering) to everyone/get awkward brofists from the few oddlings I know that like the game, but it was a pretty good day honestly. Some slendermen, a No-Face, a lot of superheroes, plenty of puns, etc etc.[/QUOTE] Duck Dynasty isn't a horrible Tv show. Its my dirty pleasure, I feel so ashamed watching reality TV like that.
LAST SECOND HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS GO [t]http://i.imgur.com/BeyS6y0.jpg[/t] Damn I look good so phresh
My school didn't allow Halloween costumes today. So sad. :c
[QUOTE=cardfan212;42717416]My school didn't allow Halloween costumes today. So sad. :c[/QUOTE] Mine did but no fucking way was I wearing a flak jacket for 7 hours
I was so mad I didn't dress up for school Halloween two years ago. I was supposed to go all airsoft gear (Hell I was ready to go to the principal to talk about bringing my gun) + gas mask. But I didn't, don't even know why. I think I woke up late and I had to hurry so I didn't have time to take my stuff. Half of the school were zombies. I would've done zombie pewpew-out all over the school. This would've been SO FUCKING AWESOME. But I missed that. Fuck my life. I promised myself that I would do it next year. But then we didn't do Halloween - apparently because of some new priest that "didn't wish for celebrating pagan holidays in the school". Fuck that. And now, college. Enough said.
I didn't even wear a costume to school this year. I was considering wearing my ERDL, vest, and everything but today was super humid and rainy so I didn't. Last year I went as Marty McFly (which was like one of the easiest costumes to pull off). On second thought I'm kinda sad that I didn't wear a costume my last year of high school, I've worn something every year before. [editline]31st October 2013[/editline] My avatar is the most relevant today!
A guy in some M81 gear and a boonie with his kid gave us a little bag of emergency water when we were handing out candy. It said 5 years of shelf life. I didn't even know shelf life was a thing for packaged water. I didn't even know packaged water was a thing.
I was Bill Cosby for halloween at school today. I wore a really ugly cosby-looking sweater and printed out a picture of his face and made it a mask.
I wore a jumpsuit from a racetrack from back in the day. I'm too lazy
I dressed up as an F-8 Crusader, because airsoft lodetu got boring [img]http://www.milavia.net/aircraft/f-8/gallery/f-8_04.jpg[/img] [img]https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1381631_701026663258078_246417297_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Tark;42718191]A guy in some M81 gear and a boonie with his kid gave us a little bag of emergency water when we were handing out candy. It said 5 years of shelf life. I didn't even know shelf life was a thing for packaged water. I didn't even know packaged water was a thing.[/QUOTE] those taste like shit trust me
So I'm aiming for a November 11th Official YT release but if I finish earlier than that I'll make it unlisted and let you guys see it a little earlier.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34238144/halloween%202013.jpg[/img] My friends and I had a good Halloween. 2 of us (myself included, I'm in the back) dressed as Walt and Jesse in the chemical suits, and the other 2 were Badger and Skinny Pete. We handed out little baggies of blue rock candy, and it was great. We ran out of candy super fast. One disappointing bit of it all, though, was we were mistakenly called Minions from Despicable Me quite a lot. Not sure why.
if the minions from despicable me had anything to do with crystal meth despicable me would still be a hilarious franchise and everyone would still think the minions were adorable, but for all the wrong reasons.
holy fuck wearing that flak jacket for 2 hours destroyed my shoulders I can't lift my arms up
Wow your guy's Halloweens are over already? Kids haven't even started coming to my house yet. Timezones. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;42718783]Wow your guy's Halloweens are over already? Kids haven't even started coming to my house yet. Timezones. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] I'm in the pacific time zone so not sure how you're later. Hawaii? [editline]31st October 2013[/editline] wait duh yeah Hawaii
Hawaii is pretty much the last to get [i]everything[/i] in America. Except for maybe Alaska but really who cares about Alaska. [editline]31st October 2013[/editline] Have we ever had an IFAP from Alaska? Is airsoft even a thing over there? I'd imagine with all that open land and environment it would be pretty neat.
Well since my two best friends both have girlfriends whenever they hang out it's always double date bullshit meaning I for real don't have a life anymore.
its birth today
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;42719054]its birth today[/QUOTE] i give wish of good birth today
i was a persian gulf war combat vehicle barista [t]https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/600873_10202223434530946_1121175400_n.jpg[/t]
Join skype call with my lady friend and her friends for 6 hours. come out with my lady friend's friends liking me Mission Success
I just noticed but In my college hours and work hours, I only interact with womyns and I've forgotten how to interact with guys outside of airsoft Fuck [editline]1st November 2013[/editline] "Heeeey maaan, hear that new song that came out by X???? Its pretty cool I thiiink" "УЗS CФMЯДDЭ, ЬЦT I THIИК THЗ ЪЭДT IS CФMPДЯДБLЗ TФ PФLЧЦSHКД PФLУЭ, Д GLФЯIФЦS PIЗCЭ FФЯ THЗ ЭЖCITЗD CФЙSCЯIPT." [editline]1st November 2013[/editline] "I CLЗДИ MУ КДLДSHЙIКФV IИ FЯЭЗ TIMЭ. HФШ ДЬФЦT ЧФЦ CФMЯДDЗ?"
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