• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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Is anyone good at photoshop? I want to make some sort of "official" looking logo to get made into big magnets I can slap on my truck for Airsoft. Since my taco is black now I think if I put a PMC logo on the side and load it up with operators I'd be on a different plain of badass.
Niko's definitely your go to go here.
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This is why I shouldn't make late night sandwiches for school the next day. Or cook. Ever Cooking with Paindoc presents: [B]The Heartburn special![/B] Ever been enjoying a delicious sandwich and thought, "Hey, this sandwich is pretty great, but it would be better if it tasted EVEN better [I]and[/I] caused physical pain*!" Well, have we got the solution for you! This sandwich is a mix of highly volatile and ingredients found in my fridge that I mixed together to produce a delicious sandwich *actual experiences of pain may vary We (I) apologize in advance for potato cam photographs, but due to "budget cuts" or something I can't work with a better camera First, you gotta have bread. Duh. Thats like a house with no foundation or a gearbox with no gears. [t]http://i.imgur.com/UyiRRcA.jpg[/t] Then, you gotta add some of the base ingredients. Good old shredded romaine lettuce for some nice crunchiness and some swiss cheese, as it has a nice neutral flavor and may help extinguish the flames on your insides. And maybe in other parts of your body. [t]http://i.imgur.com/jtZLCcS.jpg[/t] Ah, one of the secret ingredients. Famous Dave's "signature spicy" pickle chips. These things are super fricking delicious, I ate at least a dozen just making this sandwich. Awesome flavor, tiny bit of spice. 10/10 would pickle again [t]http://i.imgur.com/dzbgIRL.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/AtVwmXx.jpg[/t] Time to add some turkey. In this case peppered turkey, sticking with the whole theme of things. Also delicious. Use this to taste, no set quantity. [t]http://i.imgur.com/7NMGfQS.jpg[/t] Yay, time to add some more mouthrape! This time in the form of home grown and home pickled jalepenos. These things are spicy as all hell, but they taste pretty great. Just about any pickled jalepeno slices will work here. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5J6IUP9.jpg[/t] Before completing the next step, make sure to rub your eyes so you can clearly see what you are doing. Make sure to do with it your fingertips as well, for maximum effectiveness. JUST KIDDING FUCK THAT. Unless you enjoy rubbing jalepeno juice in your eye. It is now time for the great saucening. I am using Famous Dave's rich and sassy with a few dashes of devils spit mixed in. Both awesome BBQ sauces, some of my favorites EVER. Seriously, I can find excuses to use this shit its so good. Like this whole damn sandwich [t]http://i.imgur.com/MIQ52u1.jpg[/t] And the final step; the redistrubution of the [del]wealth[/del] lettuce to helpfully cover the [del]proletariat[/del] sauce so it doesn't ruin your [del]country[/del] bread. [t]http://i.imgur.com/OpJ5c9U.jpg[/t] DONE. Now eat this sandwich and weep tears of joy, and then tears of pain later as the heartburn begins! [t]http://i.imgur.com/HRLqj9Q.jpg[/t]
I made a sandwich out of leftover tuna and a hotdog once. Was pretty good. [editline]4th November 2013[/editline] [t]http://i.imgur.com/EKVKrxo.jpg[/t] Appetizing.
I like making things out of found ingredients. I have 2 or 3 ramen recipes that are pretty delicious. Only problem is they all use fairly specific ingredients; like the famous daves stuff in my sandwich, or the soy vay sauce that is the base for most of my ramen. Seriously though, soy vay teriyaki is so damn good. Same with famous daves bbq.
sandvich thread V.1: lettuce, cheese, and bacon galore!
Those Famous Dave's pickles really are the best things ever. I buy the spears and eat one every day after school as a little snack. Didn't know they came in chips too.
I very much enjoy cooking. Over the weekend and through today I've prepared khachapuri, khinkali, kvas, ginger beer, Thai iced tea, homemade bread, and cranberry glazed garlic pork with cranberry tabouleh. I was thinking about posting up recipes and step by step tutorials but I didn't think anyone here cared much about cooking. Is that something you guys would be interested in?
Went to the doctor today. This is apparently the only side effect of what I was given: [IMG]http://gyazo.com/2e8128d109ae38967a2b79984bd26733.png[/IMG] I think I may experience this frequently as is.
Fish and I made jambalaya, candied bacon, garlic knots, cajun popcorn, and monkey bread on Saturday. Shit was toooooo good. [editline]5th November 2013[/editline] delicious page king
Garlic knots man. Little fucking balls of love is what they are
I'm at the range right now and oh my god theres an L115A3
My favorite food is Arby's everything. Dairy Queen is pretty fucking good too and I've only been there twice.
I've been eating a lot of Chick Fil A and Burger King lately because I have them on campus
I don't eat too much fast food anymore because I often get so excited about how good it'll be that I fail to make a decision on where to go. Its for the best I guess...
[QUOTE=apoctank;42767360]I'm at the range right now and oh my god theres an L115A3[/QUOTE] hnnnnnngggh [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/x1k2uh.jpg[/IMG] he also had some weird bullpup that I think was also chambered for .338
This weekend I'm gonna celebrate Veteran's Day, AKA Armistice Day, by going and shooting my Mosin at the range. There's a girl coming along who I'm pretty sure is about as tall as the rifle. Dis gon b gud.
Today at work, I saw a bunch of Japanese highschoolers (freshmen?), but it was funny as fuck because the girls were stereotypically azn short so their ankle to knee was like, 1ft and knee to hip was like, 1.5ft and they were like adorable miniature dwarves :v: Also I saw some dudes wearing UCP pattern backpacks with reflective visibility strips, so [insert obligatory comment about UCP being highly visible along with reflective safety strips for even more visibility] [editline]5th November 2013[/editline] Speaking of UCP, I keep seeing JSDF personnel with UCP duffel bags and ID holders and it's kinda hilarious God damn I love this job
Got some Nugget food and a new monitor for my birthday, pretty sweet. Also a big bag of Reese's Cups which will not last long at all.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;42764410]Those Famous Dave's pickles really are the best things ever. I buy the spears and eat one every day after school as a little snack. Didn't know they came in chips too.[/QUOTE] I. Need. These. Spears
the best pickles come from Firehouse, nice and warm, wrapped up with a hot sandwich.
I went the renaissance faire once, my favorite was the guy walking around hawking a massive barrel of massive pickles
[QUOTE=paindoc;42772425]I. Need. These. Spears[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34238144/pickles.jpg[/t] So tasty.
[QUOTE=apoctank;42769426]hnnnnnngggh [IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/x1k2uh.jpg[/IMG] he also had some weird bullpup that I think was also chambered for .338[/QUOTE] Literally my favorite gun of all time, next to the USP.
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;42773591]Literally my favorite gun of all time, next to the USP.[/QUOTE] You sure? You might be thinking of the Accuracy International AWP. This is the more recent AWS :)
So my teacher took me aside today and told me he was gonna try and find me a job, because I'm "really good with machines, quick and precise" and there's always someone somewhere that needs a good guy with a drilling rig :dance:
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