Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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My gun control speech seems very unorganized, I fear this may not end well :tinfoil:
I gotta think of some gifts for my friends. The limit is $40 and I just need to think of something cool or useful.
Last year I got them a Gordon Freeman figure, PC headset, Lego Set and Minecraft Pickaxe respectively. $20 limit last year.
I'm going to get one friend a replica sword from the hobbit but aside from that I'm hitting a wall.
so my lady friend wants to buy me a gift for christmas, but I dont really want anything. I told her I would be ok with just a card, but give me ideas anyway.
Ask her for what I asked my girlfriend. Airshit :v:
nah, she cant spend that much money. we already decided on something anyway.
So yahoo mail went from simple text based, easy to read, fast to load to TERRIBLE AND CHEAP around last June and it's only been getting worse. Don't have Firefox or Internet Explorer? It's going to bug you about it every single fucking time you log in. Use "enter" to search for things in the search bar? Oh yeah lets just refresh the page instead. Want to open an email in a tab, or use forward/back mouse gestures to cycle back and forth like you can with any other website in existence? Not anymore you don't! Oh and lets implement an infinite scroll system because those are great for people with 500 unread emails right? Oh it's also 5x slower because it's weighed down by a massive wallpaper image, useless scripts, some kind of chat, and a bunch of flash bits here and there. Oh and now I straight up can't access it from Opera because it literally won't let me in without upgrading my browser.
Might a well throw in a little shoutout to colleges for being professionally run spam services.
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
What's a good alternative to Yahoo that isn't gmail or hotmail?
So my dad's like, "I found these glasses at work and don't really have a use for them, you want them?"
Oakley M Frames :dance:
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
technically: Oakley SI Ballistic M frame
[editline]6th December 2013[/editline]
Also, gun control speech went pretty well surprisingly. When I first started writing it I wasn't entirely sure what my stance would be, so I was a little more worried about how my largely liberal audience would receive it. I ended up with a very moderate, logic-derived argument and it turned out really well in my opinion
Today at work I deliberately skidded and drifted sideways on a ice-covered parking lot with one of these kind of cars.
[img]http://netbil.se/Content/Images/VehicleImages/13970/509504.jpg[/img]
Shit was p cash
God damn, got gifts for all my friends except one who has me completely stumped.
dragon dildo
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;43094933]dragon dildo[/QUOTE]
extra large
Nah. I got one friend a replica portal gun, a "break incase of zombies" pistol hanging display, a set of Doctor Who screwdrivers and now I've hit a wall because I have no idea what I can get that matches the other gifts.
a sonic screwdriver/portal gun hybrid dildo inside a "break in case of zombies" case ofc
I went to see my indescribable female friend's choir concert and then we walked around and I met her friends and her family. She gives the best hugs ever too :3 I'm the happiest I can ever remember being.
One more week until Winter Break. Hnnnngggggg.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;43096167]One more week until Winter Break. Hnnnngggggg.[/QUOTE]
1 more week until Winter Break noooooooooooooooooo.
i dont even know what i'm going to do with myself for 2 weeks alone. like...fuck.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43096245]1 more week until Winter Break noooooooooooooooooo.
i dont even know what i'm going to do with myself for 2 weeks alone. like...fuck.[/QUOTE]
fapfest 2013
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43096252]fapfest 2013[/QUOTE]
i cant think of anything more depressing, taepo
[QUOTE=Winner;43096293]I saw this thread in Read Threads and thought "wow I can't believe there's a 189-page thread for deli workers that's really specific"[/QUOTE]
We are all deli workers.
Welcome to the deli forum.
the airsoft ruse was a.... distaction
I live for the capocollo and provolone.
Gouda and Gruyere are definitely superior to both of your choices.
Gimme dat braunschweiger and mustard please
Genoa salami, spicy pepperoni and Munster cheese all the way. Places ever so lovingly between two pieces of sourdough bread.
[editline]7th December 2013[/editline]
Oh god I'm so hungry
[QUOTE=felix the cat;43096938]Gouda and Gruyere are definitely superior to both of your choices.[/QUOTE]
Smoke Gouda on ritz or wheat thins is fucking amazing. Capocollo is spicy ham though. Can't be comparing two cheeses to a meat and a cheese. It's against the rules of the deli life.
When your best friend makes a new best friend but you care about them too much to make them angry.
And they're happy and stuff.
And you miss talking to them.
Fuck.
God dammit guys you're making me want a sandwich but then I realize I only have processed cheese slices and frozen wonder bread.
I went to that dance thing. Amazingly fun oh my god.
I wanted to just break out some sicknasty moves but the people I was with weren't doing too much.
WeatherTech fucked me. I was going to get floor liners for my Taco but when I put my model and year in there was a red warning telling me they didn't fit Double Cabs. So, you know. That's reasonable.
So I went to order Floor Mats instead, they're not the same as liners but they're sculpted to fit right onto the floor perfectly. I selected my model, year and they had a "1st row & 2nd row" option for floor mats. So I ordered them. $100.
I got them and they're the worst pair of ill-fitting floor mats I've ever had, they pull up around the edges and just don't fit right at all. My speculation is that the floor mats are made for Extended Cabs only, but there wasn't any helpful warning or ANYTHING telling me that on the page so I didn't figure that out until I had already put them in my truck.
Fuck WeatherTech.
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