Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43444211]So this is what I get for being friends with a girl for a whole semester. I send her a message on Facebook asking what classes she's taking this semester and get ignored.[/QUOTE]
Seriously dude?
Like, if you sent a message to a guy you've known for one semester asking what classes he's taking, and he didn't respond, would you throw a fit over it?
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girls always ignore me why hasnt she responded yet
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girls always ignore me why hasnt she responded yet[/QUOTE]
I bet she didn't even want to see your rare fedora.
All girls are bitches who only like douchebags.
I cannot believe she didn't respond to such a nice guy.
Right, last time I ask you guys for advice because you just want to laugh and associate me with euphoric fedora neckbeard atheists.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43444211]So this is what I get for being friends with a girl for a whole semester. I send her a message on Facebook asking what classes she's taking this semester and get ignored.[/QUOTE]
Where in this are you asking advice
stop being a whiney bitch.
At least it's someone I actually talked to in real life almost every day for the last four months this time though, not someone I only talked to once for a couple minutes.
Taep, I'm gonna teach you how to get women. What you want to do is get your balls shaved, and polish them until they're smooth as eggs. Then you want to get some really short gym shorts and no underwear and hit the beach looking for women. Walk up to a girl you find attractive and go "Excuse me miss, I really don't mean to bother you, but you were too beautiful to ignore and I just wanted to let you know. Then she'll probably blush and say thank you. That's when you go in for the kill: "I have to ask you, do you suck balls?" Most likely she'll get offended, thats when you say: "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it like that, what I really meant is: Do you suck THESE balls?" that's when you pull your shorts up and expose your golden gonads and smile at her. She'll be extremely surprised and go: "Yes I'll suck those balls.." Then you give her the D.
I'm sorry to tell you this but other people have their own lives and aren't constantly monitoring Facebook.
Maybe she was busy and didn't have the time to talk.
Maybe she haven't even been to her computer since you sent it.
Maybe she just isn't in the mood to talk right now.
Just because she hasn't responded doesn't mean she is ignoring you.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43445811]I'm sorry to tell you this but other people have their own lives and aren't constantly monitoring Facebook.
Maybe she was busy and didn't have the time to talk.
Maybe she haven't even been to her computer since you sent it.
Maybe she just isn't in the mood to talk right now.
Just because she hasn't responded doesn't mean she is ignoring you.[/QUOTE]
You're right, she's probably not ignoring me. And it's not showing that she's even seen it on Facebook anyway. Lonely loser crisis averted.
its okay taep, if they don't respond then just shrug it off and pretend it didn't happen and just leave them alone until you see them again in person
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43445730]Right, last time I ask you guys for advice because you just want to laugh and associate me with euphoric fedora neckbeard atheists.[/QUOTE]
You're pretty much just as bad. You refuse to accept any sort of reality besides your worst case scenario self-pity fueled delusions, and then get mad at whatever lady you're pretending to have an interest in.
I mean if you grew a neckbeard and bought a fedora there doesn't seem like there would be many differences between you and them.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43445748]At least it's someone I actually talked to in real life almost every day for the last four months this time though, not someone I only talked to once for a couple minutes.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to your first taste of possibly real relationships problems, in which you unsurprisingly flip the fuck out over a scenario that happens all the time. I don't always respond to people, but that doesn't mean I don't like them. Maybe she left her facebook on? Maybe she had other things to do?
She's a fucking person who is not obligated to talk to you if she doesn't feel like it, especially over the internet. Its not like you saw her in person and she refused to speak to you.
All you've done from what I can tell is formed a normal acquaintanceship or friendship with this lady, which you should expect to do many many times before you find someone interested in you. Its like you moved to a new city and are pissed that the first person you met isn't the only person you know there.
Please don't come back here to talk about girls ever again, because it just makes all of us here hate you. Stick to literally any other topic kthnk
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Please don't come back here to talk about girls ever again, because it just makes all of us here hate you. Stick to literally any other topic kthnk[/QUOTE]
Until I have something other than failures, real or imagined, to report, will do.
I don't know dude pretty sure bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
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or you could continue doing what you've just decided to do and calm the hell down and keep truckin lol :v:
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43446128]Until I have something other than failures, real or imagined, to report, will do.[/QUOTE]
girls probably think youre creepy
[editline]7th January 2014[/editline]
i would if i was a girl
actually
im not a girl but i do think youre creepy
The pain when you get a $500 paycheck and you can't spend any of it on airsoft because you need a new car
:c
[QUOTE=deathmog;43449503]The pain when you get a $500 paycheck and you can't spend any of it on airsoft because you need a new car
:c[/QUOTE]
Them feels, I'm having to hold off on my airsoft spending because I have a ticket to pay and insurance thats gonna go up because some bitch called the cops for a fender bender in which I got a cracked headlight, dented/ deep scratch hood, dented/deep scratched fender, and misaligned bumper. And she got a scratch on the bottom of the bumper of her truck that you have to bend down to see.
Hey nerdes. I have a fuckton of comics that I don't read anymore and I would like to try and sell.
Not sure if any of you are interested in comics but its worth a shot.
All comics are bagged and boarded and in excellent condition
All comics (individual and trade paper back/hardcover) will be 50% off of retail so just PM me for a price.
Shipping is $5 on all orders
I also could do trades for bbwarz shit c:
What I have:
-Cable-
Basically everything cable.
I have 30/100 vol.1 issues,
all 26/26 of vol.2.
All 50/50 issues of cable and dead pool,
and 15/16 of the new series "Cable and the Xforce"
-Venom-
#1-30 of the current series
-Avengers vs Xmen-
Oh boy oh boy do I have AvX.
I have Avengers X-Sanction (prelude)
the entire AvX hardcover (few hundred pages and whatnot) (includes all six issues of AvX: Versus as well as the avx infinite panels)
and I also have all 5/5 of AvX: consequences (epilogue)
-Civil War-
I have the marvel civil war TPB event
-Judge Dredd-
#1-6 of the Swierczynski run
#1 of Judge Dredd classics
#1-2 of Judge Dredd year one
-Deadpool-
The first four volumes of Daniel Way's Deadpool so issues #1-22
-Superman: Red Son-
Basically alternate story where superman lands in Ukraine and becomes Soviet superhero.
-Batman-
This is the ongoing run, so issues #1-24.
The first 12 issues are in two hardcover books: The city of owls (#1-8) and The court of owls (#8-12)
-Green Lantern
This is the ongoing Hal Jordan (mah nigga cause he is a pilot) run so issues #1-24
I also have the first 4 issues out of the lit out miniseries
I also have the two issues from villains month (relic and sinestro. Sinestro issue has the 3d cover)
-Batman and Super man-
This is issues #1-4 from the ongoing run.
-Bloodshot- (this title is my personal favorite)
Issues #1-16 of blood shot
Harbringer Wars #1-4
-Uncanny X-men-
This is the run leading up to and during the Avengers vs Xmen event
Issues #1-
-Thunderbolts-
#1-3
-Uncanny Avengers-
#1 "Midtown Comics variant cover" signed by the writer Rick Remender
-Captain America-
This is the ongoing run
Issues #1-3
-BPRD 1948-
Issues #1-4
-The Punisher-
Untold tales of the Ounisher MAX issues. #1-3
-A+X-
Issues #1-3
Red Son is a great comic
Only comic I've ever read in my entire life was Judge Dredd as a kid.
Now I honestly don't see the point of paying a fair amount for a 2 minute story. Maybe I'm just getting old.
[QUOTE=Dr.Fragg;43457407]Only comic I've ever read in my entire life was Judge Dredd as a kid.
Now I honestly don't see the point of paying a fair amount for a 2 minute story. Maybe I'm just getting old.[/QUOTE]
SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU LOST YOUR SENSE OF WONDER
Seriously though, they have definitely changed in the past few years. Especially with the whole DC New.52 and Marvel NOW runs. The writing is excellent so the stories actually ave a plot and aren't shit. The rereadability on most of today's comics is pretty high (I have read through Cable and Deadpool at least 3 or 4 times)
They are fun for just sitting down, relaxing, and what not.
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Felt kinda operator hiking today. Except for the hat. Patagucci, DCU's, and Merrell MOAB's.
I POPPED MY REAL STEEL FIREARMS CHERRY TODAY <3 <3 <3
Went to an indoor range with my cousin and fired a Glock 17, Springfield 1911, and a Five-SeveN. The lattermost being the most fun to shoot. Oddly enough, it had the biggest muzzle flash. I learned a valuable lesson at the end of the day: Don't shoot a caliber higher than 9x19 or you're gonna pay a shit ton of money. But oh man it was so much fun, can't wait to go again <3
herf i have to let you know
i lasted about 2 minutes before having to adblock your avatar
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43457817]herf i have to let you know
i lasted about 2 minutes before having to adblock your avatar[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=TehG3A3;43457791]I POPPED MY REAL STEEL FIREARMS CHERRY TODAY <3 <3 <3
Went to an indoor range with my cousin and fired a Glock 17, Springfield 1911, and a Five-SeveN. The lattermost being the most fun to shoot. Oddly enough, it had the biggest muzzle flash. I learned a valuable lesson at the end of the day: Don't shoot a caliber higher than 9x19 or you're gonna pay a shit ton of money. But oh man it was so much fun, can't wait to go again <3[/QUOTE]
You can't buy a Five-seveN in Canada, I think they're prohibited here. So jelly.
[editline]7th January 2014[/editline]
Actually not sure if you can or not, I'd assume they are because OMG ARMOR PIERCING ROUND
You pretty much can't have any firearm at all in Poland, fuck. You can, but getting a permit is fucking impossible for most people.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43458068]You can't buy a Five-seveN in Canada, I think they're prohibited here. So jelly.
[editline]7th January 2014[/editline]
Actually not sure if you can or not, I'd assume they are because OMG ARMOR PIERCING ROUND[/QUOTE]
The guy behind the counter said they don't sell armor piercing 5.7x28 rounds to civilians, but later I saw a video of a guy firing a Five-SeveN with blue-tipped rounds with meant they didn't have any AP ability, but the rounds I fired had no such tip.
[editline]8th January 2014[/editline]
They had a SPAS-12 for $850, but it had a fixed stock and short magazine tube. :I
just very recently I found out how the SPAS is of Italian origins
To think we used modified Garands post WWII... feels weird
First day of semester, already going on FP on my phone in class. This is a great start.
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;43463076]just very recently I found out how the SPAS is of Italian origins
To think we used modified Garands post WWII... feels weird[/QUOTE]
Of Italian origins?
Dude, that shit is more Italian than sfogliatelle
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