Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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So my roommate's girlfriends is a screamer, how do I politely tell him to get her to keep it down when they fuck?
Just tell him. Pillows over the face work very will in my experience, just make sure she can breathe
tell them to fuck softly or you will enter their room whilst mid coitus wearing a super man suit and 2 dildos. scream "I AM THE SUPER FUCKER" and penetrate them both.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43541714]So my roommate's girlfriends is a screamer, how do I politely tell him to get her to keep it down when they fuck?[/QUOTE]
Ask to join them, tape it, make money
[QUOTE=apoctank;43541741]Just tell him. Pillows over the face work very will in my experience, just make sure she can breathe[/QUOTE]
They fuck in the shower, pillows are of no use there.
My brother made me read some crap on the Shrek version of 4chan. I will never think normally again.
God help me.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43542108]They fuck in the shower, pillows are of no use there.[/QUOTE]
turn on all the faucets so they have no hot water (or vice/versa, whatever works)
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;43542126]My brother made me read some crap on the Shrek version of 4chan. I will never think normally again.
God help me.[/QUOTE]
shrek is love. shrek is life
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SAUCES
So bored I drew something
I like airsoft and heavy gear
I also like explosive reactive armor
End result:
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2q38wid.png[/IMG]
Goddamn waiting for my Typ 99 is driving me insane
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43541714]So my roommate's girlfriends is a screamer, how do I politely tell him to get her to keep it down when they fuck?[/QUOTE]
Fuck a screamer of your own to drown out the noise.
Have a competition to see who can make his girl scream louder
She's probably faking
[QUOTE=Kill001;43543278]So bored I drew something
I like airsoft and heavy gear
I also like explosive reactive armor
End result:
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2q38wid.png[/IMG]
Goddamn waiting for my Typ 99 is driving me insane[/QUOTE]
is this sundowner's brother
Alright, so my APUSH class is having a multi-week Monopoly tournament. First one out gets 5 extra credit points, last man standing gets 300 points. I'm feeling competitive, so give me your best strategies.
cheat
dont go to jail
[QUOTE=Dr.Fragg;43549134]dont go to jail[/QUOTE]
Actually, one strategy I've heard a lot is get out of jail ASAP early in the game, but after the first big monopoly with houses shows up, stay in jail as long as you can.
win
Buy everything, build quickly, and get in jail later on, and stay there as much as possible. Make deals with other players to gang up on weaker players
I've heard it said that Trafalgar Square is one of the most landed-upon square (think it might be called Illinois Avenue in Americaland)
ah yes the world famous illinois avenue
Girl I like's birthday is on Friday. Good or bad time to ask her out?
No imo but wish her a Happy Birthday.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43552104]Girl I like's birthday is on Friday. Good or bad time to ask her out?[/QUOTE]
"happy birthday i am your birthday present"
Send her a dick pic and tell her that her gift is ready.
It will probably just be a happy birthday on Facebook unless she brings up something when we have class together tomorrow about it being her birthday.
Or you could ask if you can take her somewhere for her birthday?
I'll ask if she has any plans for her birthday then just go from there I guess.
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