Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=venom;43583985]Girlfriend and I are drunk cooking tonight, need recipes for anything yummy thx
<3[/QUOTE]
Alright here we go *deep breath*
Motherfucking winter bark
Take some saltine crackers and lay them over a baking pan covered in wax paper. Take good chunk of butter and melt it, then mix it with brown sugar. Cover the saltines with the stuff. Smother that shit. Then take some dark chocolate chips (or milk chocolate if you're a shitdick), melt them and spread them on top of what you have now. Take some crushed pecans and sprinkle them so liberally you're gonna be faced with charges of having high-capacity pecan clipazines in your house. Shove it in the fridge overnight, take it out and break it into chunks to achieve sustenance.
That sounds yummy as hell but
No overnight shit, needs to be good-to-go in a few hours lol
you shoulda made some vodka gummy bears yesterday
Pesto muffins son
[QUOTE=JoonazL;43585039]you shoulda made some vodka gummy bears yesterday[/QUOTE]
We did that a couple weeks ago
Came out like soup :|
You could stick it in a freezer for about an hour btw.
Just because you all love slavs
[img]http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/eba50bfeb101.jpg[/img]
My friend found out his distant Slavic relatives have been brewing liquor under the brand "lord Cepuran" and we are very excited about this development
[editline]18th January 2014[/editline]
His name is also Cepuran
[editline]18th January 2014[/editline]
We are gonna buy track pants
Today, I became one with the standard transmission.
I also managed to get a helluva deal on that Civic, about 1,500$ below blue book pricing, and the dealer is covering TT&L for me.
Looking forward to picking it up this week. :dance:
this isnt my photo, but I saw this bilboard on my way up here in Georgia. There was another one that said "I'll be back -Jesus" but I cant find a picture of it.
[img]http://i1.wp.com/unfollowingjesus.com/files/2013/05/Still-In-Control.jpg?resize=603%2C600[/img]
so i just watched Kill La Kill episode one cause cows said it was by the same guys who made TTGL
holey shiiittttttttttttttttttt
[QUOTE=Wulfram;43590618]this isnt my photo, but I saw this bilboard on my way up here in Georgia. There was another one that said "I'll be back -Jesus" but I cant find a picture of it.
[img]http://i1.wp.com/unfollowingjesus.com/files/2013/05/Still-In-Control.jpg?resize=603%2C600[/img][/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.i-will-be-back.org/[/url]
It says 2012 but looks like it is from 2003
[QUOTE=Wulfram;43596822]-ultrares photo that rapes people with slow internet connections-[/QUOTE]
You've started a war. SIMILAR CAT POSTING TIME!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/awJdvqh.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;43598636][url=http://foosiliphoto.tumblr.com/post/73591418664/my-bird-is-wonderful-and-likes-to-stand-in-rather]birds > cats[/url]
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Didn't you hand raise your cockatiel? I'm thinking about getting an Umbrella cockatoo chick when I move into an apartment in the fall and I just wanted to know what it was like. I've only ever taken care of like younger but grown budgies.
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;43600140]Didn't you hand raise your cockatiel? I'm thinking about getting an [b]Umbrella[/b] cockatoo chick when I move into an apartment in the fall and I just wanted to know what it was like. I've only ever taken care of like younger but grown budgies.[/QUOTE]
be careful, it might be a bio-organic weapon.
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;43600140]Didn't you hand raise your cockatiel? I'm thinking about getting an Umbrella cockatoo chick when I move into an apartment in the fall and I just wanted to know what it was like. I've only ever taken care of like younger but grown budgies.[/QUOTE]
Save yourself the trouble and buy one from a reputable breeder who has hand raised it for you.
Where can I apply for a Security position? Just throw some names of businesses or retailers at me. I applied to ToysRUs and ShopRite. I tried Price Chopper, Kohls, Sears and Macy's but they aren't hiring and I gotta figure out what contractor the local mall uses before I can apply to that.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43603367]Where can I apply for a Security position? Just throw some names of businesses or retailers at me. I applied to ToysRUs and ShopRite. I tried Price Chopper, Kohls, Sears and Macy's but they aren't hiring and I gotta figure out what contractor the local mall uses before I can apply to that.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.privatemilitary.org/private_forces.html[/url]
If joining a PMC was as easy as applying online I totally would.
But it's not and they typically don't hire without prior military experience or some shit like that.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43603961]If joining a PMC was as easy as applying online I totally would.
But it's not and they typically don't hire without prior military experience or some shit like that.[/QUOTE]
Get a security job at a retailer then when you eventually apply to a PMC tell them you fought in the Battle of Black Friday and lived.
I take my job way too seriously. This is my EDC for Best Buy Asset Protection:
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/securedownload_41.jpg[/t]
1x Car Keys
1x Iphone
1x Wallet
2x Flex-Cuffs
4x Bandaids
1x CAT
1x Medical Shears
1x Utility Knife
1x Spyderco
1x Bandage
2x Pairs of Medical Gloves
1x Electrical Tape
1x Tactical Flashlight
1x Sharpie
1x Gel Pen
1x Waterproof Notebook
All inside my Condor Tactical pants.
Reposting in deli life because it's hilarious
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmFEv6BHM0&feature=player_detailpage[/media]
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