• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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happy birthday code$$$$$
[url]http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/[/url] Happy birthdya dude!
In class and I should be taking a test right now but I'm browsing FP instead
You know, I really don't understand people on Craigslist. I'm selling my Bravo RDW(brand new in box w/ errythang) for $200 and I've literally gotten 4 emails where people ask me something to the degree of "what is the rock bottom price you'll sell for" "what's the lowest you'll go" etc etc ...[B]This isn't how you fucking barter[/B], the price isn't some magic door that you can just say the magic words and have it lower itself as much as physically possible. What kind of seller in their right mind would respond this way: *posts an item for $75* "hey im interested what's the lowest price youll go for" "well i have it posted for $75 dollars but that was just a ruse so i could weed out the smart buyers like you the lowest i'll possibly allow this item in all eternity to leave my hands for, ever, is $32" "kk sounds gud" THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN YOU NEED TO MAKE AN OFFER This reminds me of the time my roommate was "advising" me on ways to sell a laptop I had on my Uni's Selling/Trading shit FB page and he told me to "Name the price you want ($700) but also say that you're willing to sell it for $500 (which was the rock bottom i told myself i would let it go for) WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO PAY THE $700 IF THEY KNOW YOU'RE WILLING TO GO TO $500 PEOPLE DONT MAKE SENSSSSEEE /rant
List it for an even bigger price (say 500) and say that your rock bottom is 200.
I see the same thing on shows like Pawn Stars. 'I'm hoping to get a thousand dollars for this'. Okay, so when you go and ask for a thousand dollars from guys who make a living bartering, what do you [i]think[/i] is going to happen?
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43702399]You know, I really don't understand people on Craigslist. I'm selling my Bravo RDW(brand new in box w/ errythang) for $200 and I've literally gotten 4 emails where people ask me something to the degree of "what is the rock bottom price you'll sell for" "what's the lowest you'll go" etc etc ...[B]This isn't how you fucking barter[/B], the price isn't some magic door that you can just say the magic words and have it lower itself as much as physically possible. What kind of seller in their right mind would respond this way: *posts an item for $75* "hey im interested what's the lowest price youll go for" "well i have it posted for $75 dollars but that was just a ruse so i could weed out the smart buyers like you the lowest i'll possibly allow this item in all eternity to leave my hands for, ever, is $32" "kk sounds gud" THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN YOU NEED TO MAKE AN OFFER This reminds me of the time my roommate was "advising" me on ways to sell a laptop I had on my Uni's Selling/Trading shit FB page and he told me to "Name the price you want ($700) but also say that you're willing to sell it for $500 (which was the rock bottom i told myself i would let it go for) WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO PAY THE $700 IF THEY KNOW YOU'RE WILLING TO GO TO $500 PEOPLE DONT MAKE SENSSSSEEE /rant[/QUOTE] One time my friend put my car for sale on craigslist for $2000. He listed it as an 01 Civic with 98000 miles and extended warranty. Both of those were lies but they were just to make people spam me becasue a car with all that would be $6000+. You wouldn't believe how many fucking people offered 1200-1500. It wasn't really for sale but people doing that pissed me off.
Oh well. The point is to always set the asking price much higher than you expect to get, so that the price may go down to the amount you actually want. You get your monies, the buyer thinks he outsmarted you. And everyone's happy.
Last weekend, some dumb drunk marine driving another drunk marine back to the barracks flips over after gassing it on a pit of sand just right outside They got NJPd It affects the rest of the people in the barracks because they will implement new rules that restrict our liberty policy.
I ordered Wings tonight. [t] http://filesmelt.com/dl/inter.png[/t]
I don't think you'll be getting your food.
Already got it. I had to make sure he wasn't followed.
I had 3 women fondling my balls today. Too bad they were doctors and I was in the hospital welp. It might be orchitis, [sp]or it may be cancer[/sp]. And that's day before my finals. I can say goodbye to this semester. Hope I won't have to say goodbye to my left testicle. [img]http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/535865/big/%3Ft%3D20081219200934[/img]
:c At least you can say that you're more aerodynamic if you do lose it
High speed low [del]drag[/del] dangle.
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Luger_long_barrel_snail_magazine.jpg[/t] [sp]im so sorry[/sp]
FUCK it's like it wants to fucking outgrow my nutsack Im off to hospital, this shit has to fuckign end
damn dude, best of luck to you. i cant imagine having to cut off a testicle :C
[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/sy9nch.jpg[/IMG] Every single time I get on the computer. And I mean every single time. I look up and he's fucking staring at me..
So my step dad has become a lot less of a douche recently. But god damn I'm not going to ask him for advice about girls ever again. First thing he asks me: "Does she have big tits? Does she have a nice ass?" He's 47 years old, asking about a 21 year old girl's ass and tits :v:
well, does she? [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] some one has to ask the tough questions, goddammit
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;43720836]well, does she? [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] some one has to ask the tough questions, goddammit[/QUOTE] Haven't noticed her tits so they're not that impressive. Ass is decent but nothing too special.
guys I made a choose your own adventure [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!wRRljKoJ!plJYBXd6wG8LWU9Mhpuo5m4MraKv0rTx88Nzp3IDei0[/url] [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] do it read text documents first, then make choice with folders
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;43721289]guys I made a choose your own adventure [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!wRRljKoJ!plJYBXd6wG8LWU9Mhpuo5m4MraKv0rTx88Nzp3IDei0[/url] [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] do it read text documents first, then make choice with folders[/QUOTE] Here's hoping there's a winter wonderland in there. Also while extracting I got 272 errors and some of the choices end abruptly.
My corporation was supposed to be out helping supress the goonswarm plebians in that huge eve battle. But because of weaboo highsec mercenaries we were unable to join EMP in time and unable to move any assets out to nullsec in time God damnit. One pickup, one module from any of those titan wrecks could have earned any of us enough money to buy several PLEX allowing us to play eve fo free fo a few months. but weaboos.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;43721289]guys I made a choose your own adventure [url]https://mega.co.nz/#!wRRljKoJ!plJYBXd6wG8LWU9Mhpuo5m4MraKv0rTx88Nzp3IDei0[/url] [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] do it read text documents first, then make choice with folders[/QUOTE] oh, make sure to open it with 7zip file manager, otherwise it throws up an error
So someone ran out with something today at work, not sure what it was but he set the door off and broke into a sprint, almost got hit by a car and than got into a blue 4-door ford hatchback. I got the license plate and all that jazz. But than I left work tonight and went to go gas and guess who drives past me as I'm going in. So I whip my truck around and I start following him, get up to a red-light take a picture of the plate to reconfirm the number I have in my notebook and I turn around. (I'm not a real cop or anything, I just wanted to make sure that was him and see which direction he was going) but when I turned around there was a Middletown cop at the red light so I flagged him down, told him what happened and gave him the car description and plate and he went after them. So fuck you, shoplifter.
should have stopped him and pulled him out of his truck then zipcuffed him
I literally would have gone to jail for that.
Awwww yeaaaaaa, taking Life Drawing class Also known as Nudity Reaction Conditioning I have Artist skillset just like Raikov from Portable Ops I am immune to [MAGAZINE]s
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