• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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Well, I spent an entire night in the hospital. They stuffed me with painkillers and kept in the "observation room", which sucks because it doesn't have actual beds, only the examination bed things which are hard as fuck and it's impossible to get comfortable in them. My back still hurts. At least the balls don't. Surprisingly they got the blood tests quickly and everything is clear now. It is cancer, fuck. Gonna tell bye bye to my left testie in 5 days.
we have a new microwave after the old one went to shit and i dont know how to use it [B]send help[/B]
the two biggest contrasting problems ever to be put side by side
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43722394]I literally would have gone to jail for that.[/QUOTE] Citizen arrests are a thing, y'know
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;43725358]the two biggest contrasting problems ever to be put side by side[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DC2xc_Zul8[/media] contrast gone!
I'd like to share with you my utilitarian fashion/wisdom of warmth this Winter/POLAR VORTEX 2K14, which is the gray "heavyweight" sweatshirt from LL Bean ([url]http://m.llbean.com/llbean/product.html#51722[/url]) worn under any M65 jacket, I'm wearing the repro from Rothco I got cheap a while ago. The sweatshirt I got for Christmas and it's so damn cozy. Furry lining on the inside and they've got big pockets which is nice to stuff things in, and the M65 is big enough that whatever is in the sweatshirt pockets don't stand out. I smuggled a whoopie pie and a load of other snacks in it when I went I see The Hobbit. M65 is self-explanatory, it's a nice durable layer to wear on the outside and adds warmth. When it was nearly below zero (F) and I was working outside I wore the M65 liner under the sweatshirt and I was toasty all day outside. For something made with utility/work mainly in mind, I've gotten a lot of compliments wearing it, it looks good with the hoodie especially. And I took the cheap way rather than buying an M65 inspired jacket which fortunately are still worn by a lot of people so I can get away with mine. AKA why layers are the best and I love being warm.
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;43725358]the two biggest contrasting problems ever to be put side by side[/QUOTE] i feel bad now, i just typed it without loading the further pages and didnt bother to look at the post above :c
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43725385]Citizen arrests are a thing, y'know[/QUOTE] A. If my work found out I would get fired B. He had enough time time to possibly ditch the stolen product, we never identified what the item was. C. He got into the passenger seat so the vehicle probably belongs to an accomplice, I may be apprehending the wrong person. D. Citizens arrests can only be performed when a felony has been committed with yourself being a physical witness. Shoplifting isn't a federal crime. E. If I'm wrong about my accusations I could be arrested myself for false imprisonment or face legal retaliation via lawsuit from the guy I arrested. Cops are allowed to detain with suspicion, I'm not. I have to be 100%. I told the cop because there was already a report filed on that vehicle. At the very least he would follow them for awhile and freak the guy out, or at best pull him over and in a perfect world he would be dumb and have spider-wrapped product on the seat which would probably lead to an arrest but a cop pulling you over, questioning you "your license plate was reporting in a shoplifting incident" knowing you are guilty is scary shit, even if the cop can't arrest you it would hopefully discourage him from coming back and fucking with us again.
I was joking
Wulfram is a double agent. I was fooled. Well, in other news I've applied to literally every AP and Security gig in Middletown last night so hopefully I'll be joining another AP program somewhere else that actually cares about this stuff. Really gotta get my pistol permit and armed license, some of those jobs are going for $20 an hour.
So upon lorde Taggurt's insistence, I'm watching Yamato 2199 I never realized the Cosmo Space Fighterz' official designation was: TYPE ZERO MOD 52 CARRIER BORNE FIGHTER and the generic land based fighterz are called Hayabusas HMM, WHY DOES IT SOUND SO FAMILIAR
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43722056]So someone ran out with something today at work, not sure what it was but he set the door off and broke into a sprint, almost got hit by a car and than got into a blue 4-door ford hatchback. I got the license plate and all that jazz. But than I left work tonight and went to go gas and guess who drives past me as I'm going in. So I whip my truck around and I start following him, get up to a red-light take a picture of the plate to reconfirm the number I have in my notebook and I turn around. (I'm not a real cop or anything, I just wanted to make sure that was him and see which direction he was going) but when I turned around there was a Middletown cop at the red light so I flagged him down, told him what happened and gave him the car description and plate and he went after them. So fuck you, shoplifter.[/QUOTE] should've gone after him with your two knives and med shears, and wrapped him up with your tourniquet [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43728192]A. If my work found out I would get fired B. He had enough time time to possibly ditch the stolen product, we never identified what the item was. C. He got into the passenger seat so the vehicle probably belongs to an accomplice, I may be apprehending the wrong person. D. Citizens arrests can only be performed when a felony has been committed with yourself being a physical witness. Shoplifting isn't a federal crime. E. If I'm wrong about my accusations I could be arrested myself for false imprisonment or face legal retaliation via lawsuit from the guy I arrested. Cops are allowed to detain with suspicion, I'm not. I have to be 100%.[/QUOTE] wait so why do you carry flex-cuffs in your asset protection 'EDC'
I can use my flex cuffs if we have the five steps of apprehension which basically requires we watch someone take the product, hide it and try to walk out than we can stop and cuff him. It's a really specific set of guidelines and all the moons have to align for the five steps to be in place. Also merchant clause etc etc
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;43723505]Well, I spent an entire night in the hospital. They stuffed me with painkillers and kept in the "observation room", which sucks because it doesn't have actual beds, only the examination bed things which are hard as fuck and it's impossible to get comfortable in them. My back still hurts. At least the balls don't. Surprisingly they got the blood tests quickly and everything is clear now. It is cancer, fuck. Gonna tell bye bye to my left testie in 5 days.[/QUOTE] Look on the bright side though. They are preventing it from getting worse. I must imagine how tough it is to be going through what you are right now, but at least you will be perfectly healthy.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43731353]Look on the bright side though. They are preventing it from getting worse. I must imagine how tough it is to be going through what you are right now, but at least you will be perfectly healthy.[/QUOTE] Agreed, I would much rather have one of corrupted balls evicted than having to chemo wherever else it may have spread and endure MAXIMUM PAIN from chemotherapy
Also, think about the pick-up lines you can use!! "Hey baby, come back to my place for tonight. Guaranteed that you are gonna have a ball"
IM WATCHING GRAVITY AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD CONTINUE WATCHING THIS SHIT IF THEY'RE KILLING OFF CLOONEY 30 MINUTES IN [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] NEVERMIND HE'S STILL ALIVE I THINK BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WANT HIM TO DIE WHICH MAKES ME ADD AHHHH [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] i meant mad not add
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;43732869]IM WATCHING GRAVITY AND I NEED SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD CONTINUE WATCHING THIS SHIT IF THEY'RE KILLING OFF CLOONEY 30 MINUTES IN [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] NEVERMIND HE'S STILL ALIVE I THINK BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY WANT HIM TO DIE WHICH MAKES ME ADD AHHHH [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] i meant mad not add[/QUOTE] no. if you're watching it for clooney, stop watching it.
im about to so far it's boring as fuck up until she gets into the soyuz
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;43733000]im about to so far it's boring as fuck up until she gets into the soyuz[/QUOTE] you're watching the wrong movie. people that have zero interest in space that come out surprised when they didn't like gravity confuse me. [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] for non-technical reasons.
okay do they all die because this is going to be disappointing if she doesnt survive [editline]30th January 2014[/editline] I love space. I like it a lot. I don't like movies that kill off all the characters half way through the movie.
thats funny because my favorite movies are ones where everyone dies or there isnt a happy ending Like The Thing or Alien or The Road
okay clooneys back i like this
who the hell talks about serious movies while watching them.
you're probably one of those people who complains when people laugh at funny movies
[QUOTE=Wulfram;43733102]thats funny because my favorite movies are ones where everyone dies or there isnt a happy ending Like The Thing or Alien or The Road[/QUOTE] The Mist
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;43733126]you're probably one of those people who complains when people laugh at funny movies[/QUOTE] that is [I]literally the opposite [/I]of what it is that i'm talking about.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;43723505]Well, I spent an entire night in the hospital. They stuffed me with painkillers and kept in the "observation room", which sucks because it doesn't have actual beds, only the examination bed things which are hard as fuck and it's impossible to get comfortable in them. My back still hurts. At least the balls don't. Surprisingly they got the blood tests quickly and everything is clear now. It is cancer, fuck. Gonna tell bye bye to my left testie in 5 days.[/QUOTE] While youre only going to have half the balls that we do, youre going to be twice the man. I seriously hope everything goes well for you, keeping you in my thoughts.
might have surgery on my foot, tendonitis other than that, I am learning DC fundamentals and theories for Basic Electronics School I didn't think becoming a technician would be kinda fun learned troubleshooting circuit boards and I am learning switches tomorrow
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;43733136]The Mist[/QUOTE] I LOVE the ending to The Mist. It's such a punch in the gut and a bitter ending. Its wonderful
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