• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;43857569]Uh... nope? How would that even work, I've no idea. Of course, I can go full retard and agree for a prosthetic testicle. My dad keeps talking about it, but FUCK IT'S FIVE THOUSAND PLN (just over $1600). I'd be more happpy if I could just have the money and do whatever the fuck I'd want with it. Having just one testicle feels weird, but only in the psychological sense. I mean, you know it's supposed to be there, but it isn't. It actually [I][B]feels pretty good[/B][/I] physically, I can do everything with my thighs now with no worry of the balls painfully clashing together.[/QUOTE] Have doctors line the inside of your sac with velvet and install a little disco ball on a string then seal it with a zipper. Might be a little more than $1600, but you would be a walking disco.
The CTR stock that my AR came with was a little wobbly, so I stuck my CAR stock from my XM177E1 on there and it's solid AF. With that being said, I have a spare buffer tube, should I throw the CTR on my SR25?
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43860544]Have doctors line the inside of your sac with velvet and install a little disco ball on a string then seal it with a zipper. Might be a little more than $1600, but you would be a walking disco.[/QUOTE] Well, after seeing this on one of the posters that was hung up on our hallway: [img]http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/2/8/9/3/6/ar136839084163982.jpg[/img] I can figure that this is actually possible. [sp]It's a penis erection implant, for people who have trouble with getting a boner. These two tubes go inside your shaft, and that pump thing which is literally a pump thing goes inside your nutsack. If you want a boner, you just pump it up.[/sp]
horrible mental image right now
I'm convinced my English teacher is part of a cult dedicated to doing DBQ's or something. We haven't done anything but DBQ's all year....
I'm helping my dad replace all of our 40 year old ventilation ducts, as well as install a new A/C unit and Heater. My shemagh, goggles, and gloves are saving me from fiberglass, debris, and sharp objects. It's nice when tactical gear helps in your daily life.
yeah id probably wear a mask or respirator not a shemagh
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;43863126]yeah id probably wear a mask or respirator not a shemagh[/QUOTE] We don't own anything like that, and my father has been pretty content on doing things his way. [I]As affordable as possible.[/I] We've been working on this for three days and I was never informed of needing any protective gear other than gloves. Today I decided to don my goggles and shemagh as I was tired of getting drywall debris in my eyes and face. Though, I've confirmed my original theory going into this project, just hire a damn professional.
lol everyone's whining about apush and im just like "ap art niggas" [t]https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t35/1891707_10203391942944384_1856940476_o.jpg?oh=74eab51706cfb878e39b79f373226cc9&oe=52FBC0F5[/t] [t]https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t35/1920940_10203391951024586_773351229_o.jpg?oh=5f976205a44ee2dd83f0e1c24eaa0b2a&oe=52FBC58F[/t]
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;43857569]Uh... nope? How would that even work, I've no idea. Of course, I can go full retard and agree for a prosthetic testicle. My dad keeps talking about it, but FUCK IT'S FIVE THOUSAND PLN (just over $1600). I'd be more happpy if I could just have the money and do whatever the fuck I'd want with it. Having just one testicle feels weird, but only in the psychological sense. I mean, you know it's supposed to be there, but it isn't. It actually [I][B]feels pretty good[/B][/I] physically, I can do everything with my thighs now with no worry of the balls painfully clashing together.[/QUOTE] We will sing songs and drink to your lost nut in the halls of our fathers for generations to come
i turned in an assignment in my graphic designs class, and i got a missing grade :(
I failed my electronics test for the 1st annex, does anyone know anything about potentiometers and rheostats? I am having a hard time
have to finish reading the entire constitution and every amendment and a ton of miscellaneous shit in one night at least you guys in APUSH and AP Euro can look bad and say "I chose to take this AP class". I'm in an AP class falsely labeled as a CP class because districts cannot fire a teacher unless they literally rape every single one of their students or start killing people.
So why is it pretty much required to take AP classes to get into college in America? From what I've gathered they don't prepare you for college at all even though that's what I assume they're intended for.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43866604]So why is it pretty much required to take AP classes to get into college in America? From what I've gathered they don't prepare you for college at all even though that's what I assume they're intended for.[/QUOTE] Parents and blatant misinformation regarding college/university.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;43866604]So why is it pretty much required to take AP classes to get into college in America? From what I've gathered they don't prepare you for college at all even though that's what I assume they're intended for.[/QUOTE] what completely wrong, ap classes are intended to be an avenue for kids more interested in a subject or kids who just want to get credits rolling through a college-level class without being in college and without paying for college. the entirety of highschool is spent trying to prepare kids for college, nearly every english or history assignment for example is typically said (by the teacher) to either mimic a college-level assignment or to help prepare you for one, things like writing application essays. but as far as i know they're really far off the mark for preparing alot of people, it's heavily subjective depending on the college you go to anyway so w/e
I'm glad I'm only taking AP Lit this year. Pretty easy. Hardest thing is finding time to read everyday. Just got our Pride and Prejudice essays back, I got an 82/100. Surprised considering I read maybe half the book. I literally just found random quotes and shoehorned them into supporting my thesis and that worked well enough.
[QUOTE=Tark;43866814]what completely wrong, ap classes are intended to be an avenue for kids more interested in a subject or kids who just want to get credits rolling through a college-level class without being in college and without paying for college. the entirety of highschool is spent trying to prepare kids for college, nearly every english or history assignment for example is typically said (by the teacher) to either mimic a college-level assignment or to help prepare you for one, things like writing application essays. but as far as i know they're really far off the mark for preparing alot of people, it's heavily subjective depending on the college you go to anyway so w/e[/QUOTE] He's talking about the vast majority of people that take APs to look good, not because they're interested in the subject, despite the fact that you're told repeatedly that they're only for people interested and that you shouldn't take 7 per semester etc etc.
-automerge fail-
[QUOTE=Tark;43866814]what completely wrong, ap classes are intended to be an avenue for kids more interested in a subject or kids who just want to get credits rolling through a college-level class without being in college and without paying for college. the entirety of highschool is spent trying to prepare kids for college, nearly every english or history assignment for example is typically said (by the teacher) to either mimic a college-level assignment or to help prepare you for one, things like writing application essays. but as far as i know they're really far off the mark for preparing alot of people, it's heavily subjective depending on the college you go to anyway so w/e[/QUOTE] I took AP government because I was the shit at social studies subjects and the teacher was fine.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43866667]Parents and blatant misinformation regarding college/university.[/QUOTE] The decision to take APs here are all the students. I am yet to see somebody whose parents made them do it. All of my classmates in the classes are happy to be there and don't complain about work. As for credits they don't really get you anywhere outside of state schools and that's the reason most are taking them here. Get the credits. Go through core classes at SUNY School or community college on the cheap then transfer to school they wanted to go to and save some money. Others are doing it just because they feel like they aren't getting anything out of the standard regents classes. That's the main reason I'm doing it. A majority of the regents classes here are filled with borderline glue eaters who couldn't even get the minimum 85 average to be qualified for AP classes. It has been really nice though. I'm sitting on 36 college credits (not even going to college. Woot woot.) and barely even have to go to school any more since most of the APs I've taken give credits for required classes I would've had to take seperately had I chosen to take regents classes.
Guess there isn't really much I can do about my fail besides retake and move on So I retook the test and got a 98% :suicide: I also got a 100% on my practical exam without having the instructor tell me to adjust my measurements. You literally need to have half of your measurements adjusted because the test is super anal about it (and the equipment aren't exactly in working condition, mostly); and my instructor was like WHAT THE HELL HOW DID YOU GET PERFECT ANSWERS WITHOUT ADJUSTMENT and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. Also we are learning AC theory, capacitors, and inductors. I feel like a [B][I]SPACE ENGINEER [/I][/B]
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43867059] Others are doing it just because they feel like they aren't getting anything out of the standard regents classes. That's the main reason I'm doing it. A majority of the regents classes here are filled with borderline glue eaters who couldn't even get the minimum 85 average to be qualified for AP classes. It has been really nice though. I'm sitting on 36 college credits (not even going to college. Woot woot.) and barely even have to go to school any more since most of the APs I've taken give credits for required classes I would've had to take seperately had I chosen to take regents classes.[/QUOTE] 36 credits what the fuck, what all classes did you take?
thats like a year and a half of full time college lol
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43867059]The decision to take APs here are all the students. I am yet to see somebody whose parents made them do it. All of my classmates in the classes are happy to be there and don't complain about work. As for credits they don't really get you anywhere outside of state schools and that's the reason most are taking them here. Get the credits. Go through core classes at SUNY School or community college on the cheap then transfer to school they wanted to go to and save some money. Others are doing it just because they feel like they aren't getting anything out of the standard regents classes. That's the main reason I'm doing it. A majority of the regents classes here are filled with borderline glue eaters who couldn't even get the minimum 85 average to be qualified for AP classes. It has been really nice though. I'm sitting on 36 college credits (not even going to college. Woot woot.) and barely even have to go to school any more since most of the APs I've taken give credits for required classes I would've had to take seperately had I chosen to take regents classes.[/QUOTE] cp class difficulty is so terribly defined that it ranges from sub-basic level to supra (an excuse to use the prefix?) AP level. EG I know German's (the person not the country) school's APs are most normal CPs (so the school can look good), but at my school core/socialstudies APs are designed by teachers to take over your life with 2 hrs+ of homework. Generally, if someone is taking 3+ APs in a semester, it is either because their school's CPs are a joke or American culture, university misinformation, and parental pressures influenced them to. I know for a fact the kinds of kids that take copious amounts of APs at my school are definitely influenced by parents, but that is the kind of neighborhood I live in.
So in summary, American public education is all sorts of fucked up and nobody wants to do anything to fix it.
I'm graduating this year but I skipped applying anywhere because of money and like my brother last year I'm just going to get shit luck with scholarships. I'll probably just do Community College then switch to another college to take AFROTC or I'd just enlist in the AF. But either way I've been taking AP Psych and Honors British Literature (English class) and we've done a lot of prep kind of work for college but stuff that's actually useful, we recently did an 8+ page paper on The Tempest using schools of literary criticism with prompts based on ones from colleges.
We don't have Advanced Placement classes here, what is the purpose of them anyway?
If you take the class and then at the end of the year score high enough on an exam, theoretically you get college credit for the class
my bro posts weird photos on his FB [img]https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t31/q71/s720x720/1026178_610809138973361_1339142653_o.jpg[/img] it's actually pretty old. Fuck, I need to talk to him and ask if he still has this stuff. I'd totally wear it into a game sometime.
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