Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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You know what fucking sucks? Getting most of the way through a paper only to find out you did it completely wrong.
[editline]4th March 2014[/editline]
Now I have no choice but hand this shit in late if I don't want to fail the class because I'm not rewriting this at 11:30 at night when it's due in the morning. Fuck.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;44133326]most of mine are people complimenting the booty[/QUOTE]
My mother looked over my shoulder once and to this day thinks this is a porn forum all thanks to your avatar felix so thanks
Ok it's not as bad as I thought it was I think I can partially salvage my paper. I blame the professor for giving shitty vague instructions and spending five minutes on the first day of the semester talking about what he was looking for assuming everyone in the class has written a political science paper before.
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[sp]You are now looking at a CT picture of my junk and butt.[/sp]
hot
[editline]5th March 2014[/editline]
yeah, i can get off to this
10/10 would fap to again
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I'm a terrible person.
I went to the skatepark yesterday with some friends (craig ranch, if you live in vegas this skatepark is fucking awesome)
And when we were crossing the intersection to go to the sinclair next to it to get some food and drank, we heard a cop car going by and it stopped in front of craig ranch
When we got to sinclair, we saw two more go. Then when we got out of the sinclair, two more came. The two that came went to the front of craig ranch, and the two that came when we got out went into the parking lot. We get back to the park, then suddenly all the cop cars, and a few more, making ten were lights and sirens at the front of the park. Three guys were handcuffed and one apparently ran.
Oh and the day before, I saw two SWAT armored cars speed past and a mobile command semi coming home from school. Apparently a guy was in a school with a gun.
This week was p. weird
I have now seen everything. Being an EMT is the wierdest job on the planet, we just responded to 911 call from a guy saying that he fell and couldn't get up. When we arrive and get inside this guys apartment he is laying bare-ass naked in the middle of the floor with, I shit you not, a whiffle-ball bat lodged up his ass handle first. We keep on trying to figure out what happend and he just kept saying to us "I fell" all the way to the hospital until we handed him over to the doctors.
"I fell"
:v:
Tell me you were unable to contain your laughter when you walked through the door. Please.
I went to a medical conference and an EMT/Paramedic was speaking, he also told a similar tale with a man and a shampoo bottle. Seems to be a reoccurring trend in that line of business.
I saw this on tumblr and I even though I tend to glaze over gay rights stuff, this made me lol
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You have to watch the entire video
Yeah Missouri n shit!
Speaking of Missouri I just found out Dugan Ashley is from Columbia Missouri, which is where I currently live.
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Represent, bitch.
So Quizup came to the android and it's great, but these people confuse me. They get questions like "which is further from the sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, or Neptune" WRONG, then they'll accurately tell me on which Apollo mission the LEM was called FREEDOM, or during which millisecond Gus Grissom sneezed.
So I have a pretty big gap between my lab and lecture class, but not big enough to make going home worth the trip. So today instead of working on my lab report(we have a ridiculous amount of time to finish these) I'm just chilling in my lecture class(which is like always open, and currently empty) and playing video games on my colleges surprisingly fast wifi :dance:
[QUOTE=apoctank;44153180]So I have a pretty big gap between my lab and lecture class, but not big enough to make going home worth the trip. So today instead of working on my lab report(we have a ridiculous amount of time to finish these) I'm just chilling in my lecture class(which is like always open, and currently empty) and playing video games on my colleges surprisingly fast wifi :dance:[/QUOTE]
My college also has weirdly fast wifi, I can play CoD 4 online during lecture, that shit blew my mind.
help what happened to facebook it looks fucking ugly
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Oh my, I got curious so I started to make a spreadsheet of the total eBay value of my vidya collection. So far I'm through with the Gamecube stuff. Once I'm done, I think I'll be tempted to sell it all, because it's worth a lot more than I thought. (Hint: I'm not going to sell it, too much sentimental value.)
Gamecube value alone?
[sp]$400-$475 with console, controllers, Game Boy Player, and all my games[/sp]
It will be interesting to see the entire value.
Facebook looks the same to me
Yes I'm Kenny Loggins. I nearly have the hair.
uuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh my parents have people over for business or whatever, and I havent eaten yet today so I dont want to go downstairs because theyre in the kitchen and if i do they'll make me introduce myself and talk to them and i hate doing that but im hungry and i want food uugggghhhhh
I really hate memes but I feel this fits
"First world problems"
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Some of the people at my school are rather annoying. (This is related to a case in my town about a guy in a truck who hit another guy on a motorcycle. Motorcycle guy died, and truck guy was arrested for not reporting the accident. Truck guy was sentenced for 4 years. So far he's served 1 year, and if he continues for 2 more years with good behavior, he will be offered parole.) I don't know what could make people have such an extreme reaction.
it's because we live in a country where absolute morons are allowed to say whatever they want
Oh my god why did I take a course with an eight page minimum paper as an elective?
I had a cool thought
So what if all of ifap quit and found other sports, then in 20 years or so we all came back on and dusted off our guns, and we would be like the "ancient buried warriors" and airsoft companys only make laser rifles, so we rise up again as ragtag militias, using firearms against high speed plasma rifles and stuff
That was really badly typed sorry
[editline]6th March 2014[/editline]
tl;dr version:
we use firearms airsoft guns against laser rifles
So I learned how to surf today. Being a ski and snowboard instructor, I was able to pick it up pretty quickly. I havemt had that much fun accidentally swallowing salt water in a while.
[QUOTE=deathmog;44156397]So I learned how to surf today. Being a ski and snowboard instructor, I was able to pick it up pretty quickly. I havemt had that much fun accidentally swallowing salt water in a while.[/QUOTE]It's even funner when you get whacked in the face by your own board, get a massive bloody nose, and have to go back to the shore so you don't attract sharks.
But yeah, surfing is a lot of fun. That feel when you're gliding along the surface of the ocean is like no other. I probably don't go out as often as I should considering where I live.
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