Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=cardfan212;40554552]Guys, how to girlfriend?
I haven't ever had a girl that really responded to my flirting, have been turned down numerous times, and the only girl that I know that has had some kind of attraction to me, I did not feel the same way. It doesn't help that I don't like being social with new people.[/QUOTE]
Just be social and friendly and don't go desperately trying to find a girlfriend. About a month ago I asked a girl in my major I worked with last year to be an interview subject for a class project, due to her ethnicity. We hit it off well, hung out the following week, and I just took her out to dinner Friday and it's going places. Point is, don't obsess or creep over every girl you know, just be outgoing and maintain contact with the human race and it'll sort itself out.
Just for context, I was raised overseas and a little outcast socially, never had a girlfriend in high school, and am in a major that is very heavily skewed towards males. If I can get a girlfriend, you can. Don't lose hope and don't get desperate, just let things be and you'll be much happier in the long run.
guys
i'm not going to get into details about this because you guys would probably get grossed out
but holy shit
i'm walking on sunshine right now. i met this dude and he did some lewd stuff and now all of the bad things are out of my head and replaced with very lewd thoughts. i think he broke my brain someone stop the sex train i want to get off
this is so fucking weird like srs
in conversation with a prospective mate, make sure to let a little drool roll down your chin while she's speaking to you. Also dart your eyes down every once in a while, works like a charm.
really though yeah catbarf has it in the bag
[editline]6th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Neat!;40554882]guys
i'm not going to get into details about this because you guys would probably get grossed out
but holy shit
i'm walking on sunshine right now. i met this dude and he did some lewd stuff and now all of the bad things are out of my head and replaced with very lewd thoughts. i think he broke my brain someone stop the sex train i want to get off
this is so fucking weird like srs[/QUOTE]
ooh i wanna hear
So just sitting in my bed on my computer with the lights off and a spider scurries across my screen. Jump up and turn the lights on so I can kill that fucker, and it's nowhere to be found. FUCK
rip felix 2010 - 2013
I CAN'T SLEEP TIL IT'S DEAD
There is no spider only zuul
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;40554196]Thanks that does help, the main points of my first thesis were kind of mismatched since there's so many things talk about. We're supposed to use at least 5 non-encyclopediac sources from books and online, I have quite a few WW2 books including some bg ones full of information that I can look through but I'll need to find some for Vietnam.[/QUOTE]
Does your school or local library have access to an academic journal database?
[QUOTE=Neat!;40554882]guys
i'm not going to get into details about this because you guys would probably get grossed out
but holy shit
i'm walking on sunshine right now. i met this dude and he did some lewd stuff and now all of the bad things are out of my head and replaced with very lewd thoughts. i think he broke my brain someone stop the sex train i want to get off
this is so fucking weird like srs[/QUOTE]
i know what happened good for you buddy i wish i could have someone do that to me one day
you buy that trans am?
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;40554886]
ooh i wanna hear[/QUOTE]
are you gay
if yes -> proceed
if no -> no you don't
[QUOTE=venom;40553563]that sums it up pretty well[/QUOTE]
Knew it! haha
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
Soon you'll be making youtube videos under then name 'FPSCanada, ay'
[QUOTE=Tac Error;40555701]Does your school or local library have access to an academic journal database?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure about the school library but my local one does. [URL]http://www.brewsterladieslibrary.org/gales-databases/[/URL]
I found the US wars/conflict section here: [url]http://ic.galegroup.com/ic/uhic/browseTopics/CategoryFullListWindow#category/Wars%20and%20Conflicts[/url]
I never knew these were there before, thanks for asking that.
Anyone know where or how I can buy 30 carbine ammunition in NY?
Dont tell me to go to a gun store because we don't have one. Only Walmart, gander mountain and dicks.
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
Disregard turns out I can special order it offline from Gande Mountain and have it sent to my store.
oh god everything is beautiful and love and wonderful and aaaaaa
since the suave businessman said he was poly that means i can mess around
so i met this girl
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/408741_4794746311837_225595082_n.jpg[/img]
she's..... crazy. still kind of stings a bit...
i'd elaborate but you guys are vanilla so i don't wanna gross you out
oh god grow up
meaning tell us everything
[QUOTE=CottonTM;40558504]oh god grow up
meaning tell us everything[/QUOTE]
all i have for you are some excerpts from a skype call we did earlier.... her mic was broken so she had to type it....
spoiler'd for curtsey, she's.... a kinky one
[sp]Rub it for me, darling. Imagine i'm behind you, licking your little hole and making you scream my name. :3
You fucking naughty boy.
I love it, and you fucking love being naughty. How i can't wait to fuck you and spank you and cuff you again. Mmmmffff.
God, your little moans, my boy... They're so fucking perfect.
Cum for me, you dirty, naughty whore. [/sp]
{..}
[sp]
You are so fucking adorable, oh my god.
Can i just put you in a box and ship you here.
Oh my god. you're eating it. YES. <3[/sp]
she was visiting from san jose, and i'm taking a road trip down there soon so yeah
wait who is who :v:
she's both
i was too busy being on camera.... yeah
ahaha well whatever floats your boat. So did you like just meet recently or what?
[QUOTE=CottonTM;40558737]ahaha well whatever floats your boat. So did you like just meet recently or what?[/QUOTE]
yeah, met /soc/ and coordinated a meetup
next thing you know, [DATA REDACTED]
Neat!
So uh... You ate your semen?
recycling
Hot
So I don't really rant about real world affairs much but this one really irked me. I don't know how many of you follow hockey or the NHL specifically but it is currently the playoffs and one of the match ups is between my favorite team, the Bruins (Boston), and the Maple Leafs (Toronto). Following the Boston bombings tons of fans at the first two games which were held in Boston held up "Boston Strong" signs, even fans of Toronto held up these signs. Although last night, a particular fan decided it would be appropriate to, at game 3 in Toronto hold up a sign that said "Toronto Stronger". I mean, how classless can you be?
[IMG]www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstories/2013/05/07/li-620-toronto-stronger.jpg[/IMG]
Although the grand irony was that Toronto was not stronger, and suffered a 5-2 defeat to Boston.
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
Don't know why my tags don't work not home so ill fix it later
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;40545521]Finished my little town. Still have a shitton of hexes to do before I have enough play space to field more than three or four units at a time. Three abrams to paint and a humvee as far as my units go and a shit ton of infantry.
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That looks really nice, but I have to say that the roads look way too good
I mean, I live in a small town and they're all weathered and cracked from being droven on and don't have middle lines on them
[QUOTE=jomt1234;40559277]So uh... You ate your semen?[/QUOTE]
my kinks
I just had a weird dream where I was a prisoner of war in feudal Japan and I was tied up and forced to sing the soviet national anthem at a samurai's dinner party but I had a sore throat so I sang shittily
:pwn:
alright i'm on a roll here
just had my first sexytimes with something that didn't have a penis. first time watching, too. never watched straight porn.
are they always that fucking loud? i think i might stick with dudes
[QUOTE=Neat!;40561658]alright i'm on a roll here
just had my first sexytimes with something that didn't have a penis. first time watching, too. never watched straight porn.
are they always that fucking loud? i think i might stick with dudes[/QUOTE]
Not if they're dead.
My girlfriend knows how much I'd love to boink all kinds of 10' tall chitinous growling battle-hardend sinew-creatures and she is very upset that she can't be one of them
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