Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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Enjoy.
[video=youtube;B-SFwyQ2ep4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-SFwyQ2ep4[/video]
lolol that preview image tho. Axl Rose in his whities. Dude was definitely plastered.
[QUOTE=susquehanna;44208060]GTAV's story mode was fucking 11/10
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voice acting: 9/10
gameplay: 5/10
storytelling, plot, writing, metagame, flow, and finale: 2/10
[QUOTE=Apache249;44207993]Just won my first official badminton game. The team lost 3-12 though.[/QUOTE]
Wait, you had never won before? I know you were DQed last season but I figured you had won at some point during the previous season. Anyway congrats bro. How's the team this season? Losing last years seniors(read: me :v: ) must've been tough
Wait.... You mean people play GTA games for the story? LOL
I thought the story of the GTA games I've played was utter shit, but I only played it for the gratuitous violence anyway.
I played it because I want a open world 3rd person game. I liked SR3 much better than this so far, the world is so big there is nothing to do and I have only played it for about 14 hours.
[QUOTE=apoctank;44208224]Wait, you had never won before? I know you were DQed last season but I figured you had won at some point during the previous season. Anyway congrats bro. How's the team this season? Losing last years seniors(read: me :v: ) must've been tough[/QUOTE]
The year before last year, I didn't have a spot. Jonny and I were #5 boys doubles. The team is in disarray. Pretty much everyone is doing something that they didn't before, or they're new. Lyan and Pablo separated, Lyan went to mixed. Jonny and Kristee ended up separating. Jonny ended up being Pablo's partner, but he was then DQed, as was our girl's singles #1. So now I'm Pablo's parter at #1.
[QUOTE=MoralSupport;44208279]Michael, Franklin, and Trevor always were at each others throats in every scene too. I know they were there to make money not friendships, but It just felt like every cut scene was them yelling at each other.[/QUOTE]
There must be a trope for overly unlikable and hostile characters in film/tv/games.
RIP my next 2 hours. TVTropes expedition 012 is leaving the harbor.
I wish Franklin would've died.
Anybody have suggestions for achieving spiritual revelation? Its time to shed my nihilistic atheism so that i can actually have a happy life. I'm going to make presentations for my mother regarding Psylocibin mushrooms and Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose seeds as methods of self-exploration and spiritual revelation. I need more options though.
this one time my ex said she i gave her a spiritual experience during some particularly good sex
so i guess you could add "having sex with michael" to your slide
I enjoy GTA V but I enjoyed GTA IV more. I'm not picky, and I always love GTA characters and the story.
I only played GTA Online for a couple days though, it didn't really interest me compared to GTA IV where you could simply start a free roam mode with friends and fuck around with trainers.
I think the main gripe I have with V is the aggressiveness of cops. They turn to dumping mags and ramming you so soon that you can't fuck around with them like you can in IV, like having them chase you for blocks and climb ladders to you and whatnot. Now it's after 20 seconds or so they'll go on a rampage and stop at nothing to kill you, especially since they're better at searching than before.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;44208366]I wish Franklin would've died.
Anybody have suggestions for achieving spiritual revelation? Its time to shed my nihilistic atheism so that i can actually have a happy life. I'm going to make presentations for my mother regarding Psylocibin mushrooms and Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose seeds as methods of self-exploration and spiritual revelation. I need more options though.[/QUOTE]
If you're going the drug route, I hear LSD and peyote are kind of in that realm.
LSD might be a little heavy though.
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44208449]If you're going the drug route, I hear LSD and peyote are kind of in that realm.
LSD might be a little heavy though.[/QUOTE]
I've heard LSD is less spiritual and more understanding the universe kind of thing. HBWR is my natural alternative to LSD, as it contains LSA, a close relative. I'm thinking the drug route would be best, as my understanding of the things around us is far too deep for me to get any kind of spiritual experience from a church or something.
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[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44208392]this one time my ex said she i gave her a spiritual experience during some particularly good sex
so i guess to could add "having sex with michael" to your slide[/QUOTE]
I'll do it no joke and take a pic of her reaction
yeah she said she saw like, her "greater purpose in the universe" or something like that while i had her legs over her head.
i think maybe her motherly instincts were just taking over and she wanted a baby tho
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either way, yeah, put it up on that board.
its just gonna be a slide that says in big red comic sans, all caps "BANG FISH"
Yeah I've been looking at doing the woodrose thing for awhile. I'm not into psychedelics, but my roommates are and being able to make that is good leverage over them. :v:
O lawdy, the direction this thread has taken.
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44208514]Yeah I've been looking at doing the woodrose thing for awhile. I'm not into psychedelics, but my roommates are and being able to make that is good leverage over them. :v:[/QUOTE]
HBWR is unbelievably cheap. like $1-$1.50 per dose for a powerful and legally available psychedelic
Where does the law lie on selling that?
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And by that I mean once it's been made into a drug
there is no making it in to a drug. you buy seeds, you chew them up really well, wait 30 minutes, and then smoke a bowl and snack on tums for the nausea onset. Effects at 2 hours, peak at 4, down by 8
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or you can extract the LSA and break the law
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[url]http://www.erowid.org/plants/hbw/hbw.shtml[/url]
okay guys i have somewhat of a dilemma
there is this girl at work i am interested in (not sure if she is into me tho)
there is this girl from high school i am interested in (im p sure she thinks im cute too) but she goes it a college on the other side of the state
and theres the tinder app with a couple cute girls I could try to pursue hook ups / relationships
what do
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i realize some of you may not consider this a problem
1) something new and uncertain
2) something well known and assured
3) SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
So I was going to ask out the girl again today for later this week but she didn't come to class today. I just assumed she was sick because she's been sick at least once a week this whole semester. So I texted her to ask where she was and she hasn't responded all day.
I know, not a big deal and she probably has her reasons but I think too much into shit like this. Beyond finding more than one girl to get positive attention from (because we all know that's probably going to take another 20 years. I still can't start a conversation with an unfamiliar girl, this girl was the one who started the conversation with me when we first met), what can I do to stop overthinking everything?
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44208805]what can I do to stop overthinking everything?[/QUOTE]
If you figure that one out you get yourself a nice prize
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;44208754]1) something new and uncertain
2) something well known and assured
3) SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX[/QUOTE]
okay but what do i choose
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;44208667]]or you can extract the LSA and break the law[/QUOTE]
Yeah this was what I meant.
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choose 3
Just let it go, homie. Bitches are notorious about not keeping up with their phones and/or intentionally ignoring messages just to make you more concerned/interested.
There's also the possibility that, if she is sick, she's sleeping it off and isn't even awake to answer in the first place.
Just go play some vidya or something. If you want you can text her again if you haven't heard back from her in another hour or two (depending on when the last time you texted was - don't act clingy).
That was Re: Taepo btw. derp. got ninja'd
okay im thinking to just go down the list
if 1 doesnt work, go for 2, if that doesnt work, try 3
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44208805]So I was going to ask out the girl again today for later this week but she didn't come to class today. I just assumed she was sick because she's been sick at least once a week this whole semester. So I texted her to ask where she was and she hasn't responded all day.
I know, not a big deal and she probably has her reasons but I think too much into shit like this. Beyond finding more than one girl to get positive attention from (because we all know that's probably going to take another 20 years. I still can't start a conversation with an unfamiliar girl, this girl was the one who started the conversation with me when we first met), what can I do to stop overthinking everything?[/QUOTE]
find an overly competitive game to play in the meantime.
dying to a russian pancake tank in my big ol french char de la baguette never fails to force me to forget everything else and focus instead on screaming as loudly as possible at the pixels before my face.
[QUOTE=Malikyte;44208844]Just let it go, homie. Bitches are notorious about not keeping up with their phones and/or intentionally ignoring messages just to make you more concerned/interested.
There's also the possibility that, if she is sick, she's sleeping it off and isn't even awake to answer in the first place.
Just go play some vidya or something. If you want you can text her again if you haven't heard back from her in another hour or two (depending on when the last time you texted was - don't act clingy).[/QUOTE]
I texted her like eight hours ago. But yeah, last time she was sick it took her about this long to get back to me and I didn't make as big of a deal about it then so I shouldn't now either.
And I know all about acting clingy and how it doesn't work from the last time I liked a girl. I went from having a chance to just becoming an annoying pest and I am not doing that again.
[QUOTE=Malikyte;44208844]Just let it go, homie. Bitches are notorious about not keeping up with their phones and/or intentionally ignoring messages just to make you more concerned/interested.
There's also the possibility that, if she is sick, she's sleeping it off and isn't even awake to answer in the first place.
Just go play some vidya or something. If you want you can text her again if you haven't heard back from her in another hour or two (depending on when the last time you texted was - don't act clingy).
That was Re: Taepo btw. derp. got ninja'd[/QUOTE]
To be completely honest I do this to people when I just don't feel like responding. Doesn't mean that I don't like them by any means, sometimes I just don't feel like texting. She could just be like that.
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