Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Herfjotur;44230785]i feel like a ticking time bomb. if my mother doesn't allow me to find myself with hallucinogens, i dont know what will become of me. she insists i need to do charity. that won't alter the way i think. i dont know. i just dont know.[/QUOTE]
because you need to do hallucinogens to find yourself
Japan what are you doing and why do I like it?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw[/media]
Doesn't Herf live relatively close to a couple other IFAPers?
What are your guys opinions on conceal carrying at work?
I haven't really thought much about it, but I'm going to say that 90% of workplaces don't allow their employees to carry weapons. That being said, if you are good at being a CC holder no one will ever know and if they do find out than it's a life or death situation and the least of your worries are getting fired.
So, something as simple as being a stock-boy and carrying a little thing on your ankle. Or you're a waitress and you keep one in your waist band or something. Is that a good idea do you think?
Most of you are Pro-Gun so I figure this is the place to ask. I'm hoping to get my CC within a reasonable time-frame so I wanted to consider these things. I also have an extra thing to worry about, and that's the fact I'm doing all Security jobs right now, mostly LP/AP at retailers. I obviously never intend to shoot a shoplifter, that's fucking ridiculous. But I'd like to have my gun on me whenever I'm not in the house and since most people spend most their time at work it kinda defeats the purpose of CC if you don't have it on you all the time.
That being said I plan to get my Armed Security Guard license first and if I get really lucky I can get a job that requires me to be armed so I can go to the judge and just tell him I need it for work.
Literally the saddest fucking song I have ever heard in my entire life holy shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITDaToPnsNs[/media]
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also on the topic of sad songs, here's some other fucking sad songs!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJMg6X8sQs8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfwheywGBE[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI5KafCO_Wg[/media]
[QUOTE=apoctank;44231409]Doesn't Herf live relatively close to a couple other IFAPers?[/QUOTE]
IIRC he's in Georgia which is kinda sorta closeish to me. Don't know the exact mileage/hours but I'm in north-central Alabama. Think there's a few other IFAPers from the Georgia/Florida area.
Also, since we're posting music again.
[video=youtube;94Mb9VgrC8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Mb9VgrC8M[/video]
Sad music time?
[video=youtube;lDdPGfvsfyI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDdPGfvsfyI[/video]
[video=youtube;TklywFmGWC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TklywFmGWC0[/video]
[video=youtube;txmPzUCcSLs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txmPzUCcSLs[/video]
Just bought an IDF Zahal Golani whatever the fuck M-65 copy for 10 bucks. Gonna throw some random ass patches on and rock the Charlie Kelly all day long.
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Fuck I'm gonna be 20 tomorrow I don't want to be an adult yet.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44231894]What are your guys opinions on conceal carrying at work?
I haven't really thought much about it, but I'm going to say that 90% of workplaces don't allow their employees to carry weapons. That being said, if you are good at being a CC holder no one will ever know and if they do find out than it's a life or death situation and the least of your worries are getting fired.
So, something as simple as being a stock-boy and carrying a little thing on your ankle. Or you're a waitress and you keep one in your waist band or something. Is that a good idea do you think?
Most of you are Pro-Gun so I figure this is the place to ask. I'm hoping to get my CC within a reasonable time-frame so I wanted to consider these things. I also have an extra thing to worry about, and that's the fact I'm doing all Security jobs right now, mostly LP/AP at retailers. I obviously never intend to shoot a shoplifter, that's fucking ridiculous. But I'd like to have my gun on me whenever I'm not in the house and since most people spend most their time at work it kinda defeats the purpose of CC if you don't have it on you all the time.
That being said I plan to get my Armed Security Guard license first and if I get really lucky I can get a job that requires me to be armed so I can go to the judge and just tell him I need it for work.[/QUOTE]
All I can say is absolutely [I]do not[/I] carry at work if you don't have permission from your employer. You can get in serious trouble for that and potentially have your CPL revoked
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44234313]Fuck I'm gonna be 20 tomorrow I don't want to be an adult yet.[/QUOTE]
youve been one since you were 18 though???
[QUOTE=Leon;44234853]youve been one since you were 18 though???[/QUOTE]
I mean as in not a teenager anymore.
My new PC made it into my university mail system today, but stopped there. It is approximately 750 feet from me and I won't be able to lay a finger on it till Monday. :suicide:
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-spends-afternoon-in-garage-restoring-classic,35505/?ref=auto[/url]
I love this so much.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44235064]I mean as in not a teenager anymore.[/QUOTE]
u will alwqays b1
So I applied to Target, a position opened up in AP so I went down there and introduced myself to the AP manager so hopefully I get an interview and get hired.
Target AP is the best. They're like every other AP except they take off ALL the safeties and let you have and do everything in your legal power to stop people like physical contact, handcuffs, good camera coverage, neat uniforms and segways.
[video=youtube;zraLOHAjpUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zraLOHAjpUc[/video]
my parents decided to start more unnecessary construction on the house. yay. now instead of waiting all of 6 months for me to move out, for the next six months, for 4 hours of the day I get to enjoy the lovely sound of hammers banging on my skull.
just enough time for me to benefit from exactly none of it. thanks mom, thanks dad. I didn't warn you about this or anything. you didn't originally agree with me or anything.
[video=youtube;zraLOHAjpUc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zraLOHAjpUc[/video]
No https.
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[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44236791]So I applied to Target, a position opened up in AP so I went down there and introduced myself to the AP manager so hopefully I get an interview and get hired.
Target AP is the best. They're like every other AP except they take off ALL the safeties and let you have and do everything in your legal power to stop people like physical contact, handcuffs, good camera coverage, neat uniforms and segways.
[video=youtube;zraLOHAjpUc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zraLOHAjpUc[/video]
[editline]14th March 2014[/editline]
For some reason no matter what I do the video / media tags have stopped working for me all together on FP.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mbbird;44237039]my parents decided to start more unnecessary construction on the house. yay. now instead of waiting all of 6 months for me to move out, for the next six months, for 4 hours of the day I get to enjoy the lovely sound of hammers banging on my skull.
just enough time for me to benefit from exactly none of it. thanks mom, thanks dad. I didn't warn you about this or anything. you didn't originally agree with me or anything.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, but fuck you.
It's their house you antisocial man child.
They should be able to do whatever the fuck they want to the house they pay for that you probably contribute nothing towards.
They shouldn't have to fucking wait six months because their son is a dainty footed candy ass who cannot deal with construction noises for 4 fucking hours.
You should be glad your parents are making an effort to improve your housing situation without charging you anything.
You are lucky that you just have to listen to the work for 4 hours and not actually do the fucking work yourself. I have to take 10 hours a day out of my weekend to renovate the basement with my father and I don't complain about any of that. I do the fucking work because I'm told and greatful I can help make my house more enjoyable for myself and the rest of my family.
There are countless FPers on here who work A LOT harder than I do and even they don't complain (metal man with welding, Niko with his mechanic shit, Notrabies who worked countless hours just to be able to buy his sr-3, and countless others.)
Stop complaining about having to listen to 4 fucking hours of construction, put on some headphones, remove the sand from your massive vagina, and put a tampon in there to stop the blood.
Please just fuck off if you have nothing constructive to be contributing. You can complain all you want and have a say in everything that goes on when you have raised a family of your own and bought your own fucking house.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;44237315]put on some headphones.[/QUOTE]
he can't the cleaner put them in the garbage
That's a bit harsh. Families should work out something that works together, where all parties are happy.
As he's explaining it, it sounds like he got no part in this decision and I can feel for him.
Having to listen to construction noises every day for an extended period of time can be really nerve breaking.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;44237315]I'm sorry, but fuck you.
It's their house you antisocial man child.
They should be able to do whatever the fuck they want to the house they pay for that you probably contribute nothing towards.
They shouldn't have to fucking wait six months because their son is a dainty footed candy ass who cannot deal with construction noises for 4 fucking hours.
You should be glad your parents are making an effort to improve your housing situation without charging you anything.
You are lucky that you just have to listen to the work for 4 hours and not actually do the fucking work yourself. I have to take 10 hours a day out of my weekend to renovate the basement with my father and I don't complain about any of that. I do the fucking work because I'm told and greatful I can help make my house more enjoyable for myself and the rest of my family.
There are countless FPers on here who work A LOT harder than I do and even they don't complain (metal man with welding, Niko with his mechanic shit, Notrabies who worked countless hours just to be able to buy his sr-3, and countless others.)
Stop complaining about having to listen to 4 fucking hours of construction, put on some headphones, remove the sand from your massive vagina, and put a tampon in there to stop the blood.
Please just fuck off if you have nothing constructive to be contributing. You can complain all you want and have a say in everything that goes on when you have raised a family of your own and bought your own fucking house.[/QUOTE]
There's definitely some truth to this, but at the same time I get where he's coming from. Its kind of like being in a bad relationship, you might think "at least I'm with someone", but in reality it is pretty much always worse than being single.
I mean while I don't have to pay anything for my rent or house bills, I still pretty much hate my housing situation too.
agreeing with stabby here
all you do is complain about your family
"ugh i fucking hate my family they came home while i was watching a movie how fucking disrespectful god i cant watch movies when there are other people in the house how dare they live here at the same time as me"
I just got kicked out of the barn, I live with my entire family now, which now includes three cats, five cars and three rooms (mine being the smallest so all my glorious airsoft stuff is boxed away in the garage)
Oh, and my Sister recently got a dog and I can't overstate how much I hate dogs.
But that being said I'm just grateful the house is always warm and I can literally take a shit whenever I want, without having to do it in a plastic pot with a flushing mechanism that's been perpetually frozen for months.
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[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44237616]agreeing with stabby here
all you do is complain about your family
"ugh i fucking hate my family they came home while i was watching a movie how fucking disrespectful god i cant watch movies when there are other people in the house how dare they live here at the same time as me"[/QUOTE]
All I ever see is him bitch about video games. Whenever I'm in the DayZ or Wargame thread he's always having an argument about how some minor asinine thing makes it a shitty game.
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;44237315]I'm sorry, but fuck you.
It's their house you antisocial man child.
They should be able to do whatever the fuck they want to the house they pay for that you probably contribute nothing towards.
They shouldn't have to fucking wait six months because their son is a dainty footed candy ass who cannot deal with construction noises for 4 fucking hours.
You should be glad your parents are making an effort to improve your housing situation without charging you anything.
You are lucky that you just have to listen to the work for 4 hours and not actually do the fucking work yourself. I have to take 10 hours a day out of my weekend to renovate the basement with my father and I don't complain about any of that. I do the fucking work because I'm told and greatful I can help make my house more enjoyable for myself and the rest of my family.
There are countless FPers on here who work A LOT harder than I do and even they don't complain (metal man with welding, Niko with his mechanic shit, Notrabies who worked countless hours just to be able to buy his sr-3, and countless others.)
Stop complaining about having to listen to 4 fucking hours of construction, put on some headphones, remove the sand from your massive vagina, and put a tampon in there to stop the blood.
Please just fuck off if you have nothing constructive to be contributing. You can complain all you want and have a say in everything that goes on when you have raised a family of your own and bought your own fucking house.[/QUOTE]
Yeah fuck you too. They're my parents. People don't pay their parents rent, especially people with a plan to move out as soon as highschool is out. And to say I don't contribute anything to the house is fucking stupid. You have a large misconception of why it is people have children in 90% of first world countries if you think they are created to provide an extra pair of hands. Thankfully, my family does not subsist off an agrarian lifestyle; both of my parents work in offices of types and I'm working as a student to acquire the skills required to work as well. Not all of us are blue collar right out of the gate.
Who the fuck charges their children for "improving their housing situation"? They're not working on my room, and I should mention, nor are they even working. It's a cool team of Mexican dudes that are particularly skilled at what they do. They've worked on virtually every facet of our house, as it was a serious fix-er-up, and they did a great job.
They asked me what I thought about it some months ago and I told them it'd be nice if they waited and they said that's exactly what they were thinking. Bit peeved that that fell through. I've not brought it up with them. I have no intention of making any deal about it in the physical world. I'll have an internship starting very soon for the majority of the construction for most of the construction hours working in the exact field I'll be going to college for. So thanks.
This is literally my entire world. But I guess it's better than living in an uninsulated 100 year old barn with a broken window, shitting into a frozen plastic tub, living with a crazy, viscous old woman and having limited access to a shower and running water.
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[QUOTE=Mbbird;44237667]People don't pay their parents rent[/QUOTE]
:I
upper middle class white man from california =/= everyone
Naturally the only things worth bringing with me were my airsoft guns, real steel gats and board games.
And my Domo toaster. I've made it explicitly clear in my will that I rather it buried with me.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44237616]agreeing with stabby here
all you do is complain about your family
"ugh i fucking hate my family they came home while i was watching a movie how fucking disrespectful god i cant watch movies when there are other people in the house how dare they live here at the same time as me"[/QUOTE]
I post in this thread about twice a month.
[editline]14th March 2014[/editline]
A++ example of a facepunch stereotype though
"ugh, look how bad this person is with my quotation about nothing in particular engineered to make the person look as badly as possible"
plenty of people pay their parents rent, and work damn hard to do it. Don't bitch when you're coasting.
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