Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Neat!;40561658]alright i'm on a roll here
just had my first sexytimes with something that didn't have a penis. first time watching, too. never watched straight porn.
are they always that fucking loud? i think i might stick with dudes[/QUOTE]
no, they aren't, I have yet to meet a girl that sounded like they do in porn, and am very much not eager to
[QUOTE=wewt!;40562074]no, they aren't, I have yet to meet a girl that sounded like they do in porn, and am very much not eager to[/QUOTE]
this chick was practically fucking screaming
eww u guys r gross
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;40562257]eww u guys r gross[/QUOTE]
Different strokes for different folks
Strategic usage of lel interweb speek xD usually implies that the statement is intended to be humorous or satirical and not taken seriously.
Obv didn't work.
between that chick that made me eat my cum and the suave businessman i think my brain is broken
[QUOTE=Neat!;40562442]between that chick that made me eat my cum and the suave businessman i think my brain is broken[/QUOTE]
you can never snip this
[QUOTE=Neat!;40562442]made me eat my cum[/QUOTE]
unless they have a gun to a family member's head, nobody can make you do anything on the internet
[B]you ate your cum because you wanted to[/B]
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you could try maybe idk? Socializing?????? like you know dont sit there and wait for peopel to come to you
dont know just a thought tark
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oh god the last two pages
the heresy
it burnnnnssss
but seriously wow this is different
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
Tark my baby if they're shruggin' you off then they're not the right group of broskis for you.
use hobbies as a launchpad to find people who share similar interests to you, I met my best friend on the first day of middle school when he had idly said "heh, is that a Gmod hat?" and i was like "you play gmod?"
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
i was basically the only guy who had parents who were big into PC gaming throughout elementary school so the concept of someone else playing a PC only videogame was completely foreign to me
omg your post formatting is worse than mine
well i'm happy for neat
just sayin
leave your house with "You're not better than me, and I'm not better than you" in your thoughts and interaction is a breeze, and even enjoyable, if you know how to arrange your words.
Arguably the only reasonable time to put your "I'm great fuck everyone else" on is if you did something you're proud of, or you got a new outfit/shoes or you did your hair real nice that day.
[QUOTE=Neat!;40562158]this chick was practically fucking screaming[/QUOTE]
My ex screams when I eat her out / fuck her hard
Otherwise she just moans
So I guess its not that uncommon
[QUOTE=Tark;40563531]i try and what happens is ill get shrugged off or, as i said, forgotten within moments. i really don't want to to turn into that other guy, and from these posts i already pretty much have, i'll stop.[/QUOTE]
yeah because they shrug you off that means you should put in 0 effort to continue trying to make friends, that is a good outlook on life A++, niggah stop giving a shit if people dont like you, if they don't move the fuck on and find better homies
Last night a really close friend told me about some extremely traumatic stuff that happened to her and she hasnt spoken to me since. Im really worried about her and I dont know what to do.
I'd keep trying to establish contact with her. It really sucks when they dump their recent bad experiences on you then they say something like "I need some time to myself." One of my less stable friends did something like that and talked to me a week after and I found out she was a complete wreck after what happened. Lots of self-harm. :/
[editline]7th May 2013[/editline]
I try to respect their desire for privacy after something bad happens, but I get really worried about what happens if I don't make an attempt to talk to them.
I made deep fried bacon wrapped hotdogs with baked beans, kraut, and tabasco for catbarf and my other roommate
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rChSi98.jpg[/t]
if I dont wake up tomorrow, let it be known that I died happy
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;40563789]well i'm happy for neat
just sayin[/QUOTE]
thank you~
and at least i spoiler'd the potentially nasty bits and kept everything else ambiguous
Yeah I think I'm gonna go lay down and die now.
[QUOTE=Neat!;40565093]thank you~
and at least i spoiler'd the potentially nasty bits and kept everything else ambiguous[/QUOTE]
did you or did you not purchase the trans am
i must know
[QUOTE=catbarf;40565156]Yeah I think I'm gonna go lay down and die now.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar goes very well with your post. just without the rolling around part though.
she messaged me and everything is ok. Shes notoriously bad at replying to messages. Sometimes she'll take up to 2 or 3 hours to look at skype and reply. Also I get extremely nervous when people dont respond over long periods of time because of bad experiences I've had.
[QUOTE=DarkSamus;40565179]did you or did you not purchase the trans am
i must know[/QUOTE]
well uh
no
financial troubles
i'll still be getting a car to fix up though, and it'll be a kickass one
that or i'll bust it all on a SCAR-H
[QUOTE=Neat!;40565202]well uh
no
financial troubles
i'll still be getting a car to fix up though, and it'll be a kickass one
that or i'll bust it all on a SCAR-H[/QUOTE]
o no :(
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;40565073]I made deep fried bacon wrapped hotdogs with baked beans, kraut, and tabasco for catbarf and my other roommate
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rChSi98.jpg[/t]
if I dont wake up tomorrow, let it be known that I died happy[/QUOTE]
Bacon wrapped before or after the deep fry?
At work my manager got bored one time and bacon-cheese wrapped a hotdog before deepfrying it, and it was pretty impressive and delicious.
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