• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I went to prom with a lady who turned out to be a tremendous bitch and then a photo of us became the centerpiece of the yearbook's page for prom. lol
[QUOTE=felix the cat;44284452]I went to prom. The girl I was with was on her period on prom night, so that sucked.[/QUOTE] A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
I went to Prom with the Japanese exchange student. [t]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/206961_1616483776646_6082090_n.jpg[/t] Ka-ching. [editline]18th March 2014[/editline] I like my women the same way I like my trucks. Japanese and beyond my comprehension.
My friend keeps going on about how "no boy is going to ask her to prom," but whenever I suggest that we go together, she just goes "lol no."
still haven't gone to a single dance :( not even going to pretend that it's been a choice on my part haha.
[QUOTE=VOSK;44284686]A real man loves his woman every day of the month.[/QUOTE] she was the one with the aversion, not me.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;44284755]still haven't gone to a single dance :( not even going to pretend that it's been a choice on my part haha.[/QUOTE] I went to one in 9th grade and thought it was pretty shit to be honest.
It seems most people just go to prom to get their dick wet tbh and like fuck am I going with a girl im barely cool with being around just to do that, thats a douchenozzle move right there
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44284821]I went to one in 9th grade and thought it was pretty shit to be honest.[/QUOTE] I mean it's not about going to the dance itself, I'm more bummed out (see: mad at self) that I've never asked anyone haha. We've a Sadie Hawkins on Saturday, so I know who isn't going to this next one!
I've been to all 3 Homecomings so far, everything but the dance was fun. The dances were basically just big masses of sweaty people grinding on each other, not my idea of fun. The dinner and being with friends part was fun though.
I'm trying to get my friend to hook up with Lorde eventually. He's a DJ/producer so I dunno, it would be interesting.
[QUOTE=paindoc;44284838]It seems most people just go to prom to get their dick wet tbh and like fuck am I going with a girl im barely cool with being around just to do that, thats a douchenozzle move right there[/QUOTE] tbh I went to prom and homecomings and shit solely because I was dating that girl and I wanted to spend time with her, and those were things she wanted to do. It had nothing to do with sex
Lol dances always sucked major ass. Even if you have someone to go with it is still usually a night consisting of stupid dancing and worse music in a room full of douchebags. Except prom. Which is a night of stupid dancing and worse music in a room full of douchebags, followed by sex. [editline]19th March 2014[/editline] Dance story time. Gather round kids. I used to date a crazy girl (everyone says they dated a crazy girl: mine was actually diagnosed as psychotic, no shit). Long story short, she talked me into taking this nerdy ass school trip to see Obama's inauguration over four days in DC, but we broke up first. Already paid the $1k fee, had to go. So I get dragged through the most absolutely torturous four days of close contact with my crazy ex (who I still had hella feels for), surrounded by ~nerdes~ and watching a president I dislike get elected. To top it all off, on the last night we had a dance. Had to go, so I sat at a seemingly empty table. Lo and behold, I did not see the purse of my ex in the seat next to me and she comes back five minutes later and sits down next to me for the duration of the dinner. Then the dance happened, which consisted of ear-splittingly loud, god-awful (I mean the worst) music and hundreds of geeks awkwardly bumping and grinding on each other for two miserable hours. Worst dance ever.
oh, snip. google is weird. let me leave it at that.
I've never gone to a dance with friends, yet within a week I'll have gone to two dances this year. Random girls asked me out both times and I just kinda went with it (gotta experience it senior year rite haha??). Stupid ass mistake. The fucking stress I experience from it is reason enough for me to die, and the experience ain't worth it at all. Fuck dances unless you're going with someone you actually know or want to know yo
I asked a girl to a dance and she said yes but her mom wouldn't let her go. That was the first time I ever got a yes.
instead of prom i went bowling in a tux with a bunch of friends
[QUOTE=Foosili;44285652]instead of prom i went bowling in a tux with a bunch of friends[/QUOTE] that sounds really fun! i want to go do stuff like that with people just mindless hanging out and things
[QUOTE=Tark;44285709]that sounds really fun! i want to go do stuff like that with people just mindless hanging out and things[/QUOTE] come to california we'll get pizza and hang out in front of wienerschnitzel at 2 am, it'll be great
I didn't got to prom. I worked. Heard I didn't miss out on much. didn't give a fuck.
I never went to any proms or dances. Probably would have resented the whole thing anyway, as it seems every under-25 kid's idea of "dancing" is dry-humping some scantily-clad hoe. My ex and I popped our heads in on a "ball" that was being held at a convention we were already at anyway and it was a disgrace - when you hear "ball" you think nice clothes, nice music, real dancing, right? NOPE. Not here. White trash, shitty techno (not even good techno), and more dry-humping. We tango-nope'd the hell out of there.
No more buying titles for other people? [editline]19th March 2014[/editline] Also: You know, I really appreciate what the Red Cross does, but they are the most annoying motherfuckers on Earth. Ever since I donated, they call me [I]every single morning[/I] at 9:30 on the dot. Literally every morning. Every week, I check my mailbox to find it stuffed with their shit. I mean I'll donate again when I damn well want to. Jesus Christ, please leave me alone. End of rant.
Sharing some more of that shitty Russian music that apparently only I like. [video=youtube;D7jzoaao6mY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7jzoaao6mY[/video]
Never went to prom, but I went to two homecomings. Danced like a motherfucker at both and was the sweatiest person there. [editline]19th March 2014[/editline] There was a point during the second dance where they played a love song and I slow danced with my friend Alec and sang Through The Fire and Flame to the tune of whatever hick bullshit we were listening to. :v:
i broke up with my freshman year gf because I didn't wanna go to homecoming.
What is the purpose of homecoming anyway? We don't have it in Canada.
we dont have proms over here but I made sensual sexual love to a lady on the last day of school sure beats dancing
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44289259]What is the purpose of homecoming anyway? We don't have it in Canada.[/QUOTE] The university I attend invented it a billion years ago. You'd think that would mean that I know what Homecoming is for but you'd be wrong.
according to wikiped it's when the schools illuminati return home
I only went to that one prom. I decided I should go since it was like, The Senior Ball or whatever, my last chance to go to a dance and all. I had a friend who hooked me up with that Japanese girl so I had a date at least. I wanted to have one dance under my belt, so I went. It was meh. The food was meh, all my friends were either fighting with their dates or literally did not leave their tables. It was kind of surprising I was the only one who danced, it was silly as fuck and it was embarrassing and it was a lot of grinding and dumb shit like that. Some girl who HAD to have been drunk made me slap her ass and shit which was eh. It was an experience, glad I did, would never do it again. Just another memory in the memory book.
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