Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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Still easier than the Netherlands.
[QUOTE=deathmog;44312294]what's your secret
i need motivation and time :c[/QUOTE]
eat good lift hard and play a sport if ur in high school
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44313573]I finally went to the county clerk to get my pistol permit shit.
NY makes you jump through hoops. I gotta sign like sixteen papers, interview with a judge, see the sheriff, three character references, get everything notarized, get finger printed, pay like $100 in fees, pre-pay for a handgun and get a proof of sale, wait eight months and a bunch of other crap.
I wish I lived in Florida.[/QUOTE]
you dont wish you lived in florida
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im a good admin
you are a newt standing on a beyblade
you are the chosen one
oh my god like five of them are actually discussing their beyblades
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This is brilliant. I'm going to get it for my apartment when I move next year.
I'll even use a really gaudy fancy picture frame.
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I'm wearing a skirt.
So my classmate just got ninja punched today after an incident involving him getting a DUI for pulling .01 on the breathalyzer after blowing it 5 times
Thats way under the legal limit to be considered a DUI ,but he is underage, so they are charging him regardless, guess what was in his mouth.... [sp]Scope mouthwash[/sp]
I lost faith in PMO :suicide:
I don't know much about California's state laws, but that sounds pretty darn illegal for the cop to have done that. Secondly, it's pretty much impossible to blow as low as .01 if you have actually had a drink.
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Michael Cooper Newter
cute newt
I got $400 from the Government for my tax return. And I owed NY State $100.
Fuck you New York.
Thanks Obama.
I had money in a savings account that somehow counted as "taxable income" because I used it to pay for school. Fuck our tax system.
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
So I paid $600 in taxes on my own money, which I paid income tax on when I earned it in the first place
[editline]22nd March 2014[/editline]
Also I'm pretty sure my boss is shaving taxes off our checks at work and pocketing it.
Buddy of mine got off getting a DUI by refusing a breathalyser test.
Since he refused the test on the spot, they took him to the station for blood alcohol tests.
Thing is, they took so long to get the blood sample, that by the time they had it, he was no longer drunk, and the alcohol didnt show up in the results.
Sneeky fucker hahaha
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My dog confirmed for being fucking weird.
[QUOTE=deathmog;44312294]what's your secret
i need motivation and time :c[/QUOTE]
Count your calories. Seriously you have no idea how much counting helped me lose weight. My policy is eat less shit, exercise more. Keyword here is shit. Don't skip meals but make them healthier. My fitness journey started on the fitness subforum so you can start there.
got 653 dosh from the government and the state paid me $121
time to buy a new gawn
i went on a date today
we got ice cream and then i played with her dogs. shes got dobermans. they were really old and it was sad because they were rescues and had health issues. also she is really cute too. good day.
I played some Civ V, moved around some race cars, and watched The Big Lebowski. I had a pretty nice day.
Also leaving for Minnesota tomorrow to go on a college visit to Universtiy of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Should be fun.
I went to the mall with friends for the second time ever. First time was with that special female friend and some of her friends. This time was a bunch of guys haha.
Also, if I know why Johnny Bravo doesn't get the girl, why do I not even bother trying?
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Good god I hate my Dad's girlfriend so much. She never leaves the house since she only works maybe two days a week, and she has no friends or family to hang out with. This means she's in the main room of the house 90% of the time, so leaving my room at all is made very uncomfortable. In addition, she has never washed the dishes at any point (we don't have a dishwasher) so any time I decide I want to make food I have to clean the entire kitchen to actually have room. Hell, tonight there was dried pasta all over the floor because I guess she fucking missed the pot or some shit.
My Dad and her both have jobs in wine, which basically means they get tipsy/drunk every single night and have a habit of being excessively loud and stupid.
The grossness doesn't stop there either. She's decided to always keep the bathroom door closed, even when its empty, so as a result she never knocks on the door and has barged in on me several times. This is made even more baffling by the fact that she doesn't always close the door when she is using the bathroom. Even worse is that my Dad and her have a habit of having very audible sex with their door partially or even fully open. This reached an ultimate level of horror when last night she was having her time of the month and I walked into the bathroom to find blood in several places on the floor with no effort made to clean it up. I had to clean it up so I could use the toilet, but less than an hour later the floor had even more blood on it and I had to clean it up again.
Right now my Dad's on a business trip and she was supposed to go on a trip too, but she cancelled it for no reason so now its just her and I and I'm just getting increasingly pissed off.
Kill me.
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i would come hang out with you but its kind of far away and i have work tomorrow and school monday and also no money for gas
Since y'all post music here quite often, I'll do the same for no apparent reason.
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[QUOTE=TheDon;44317880]Buddy of mine got off getting a DUI by refusing a breathalyser test.
Since he refused the test on the spot, they took him to the station for blood alcohol tests.
Thing is, they took so long to get the blood sample, that by the time they had it, he was no longer drunk, and the alcohol didnt show up in the results.
Sneeky fucker hahaha[/QUOTE]
Unless he only drank a single glass of beer, I'm calling bullshit on this. Even if it took 6 hours to get a blood sample tested, it would still show up in the results, assuming he was drunk.
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;44329972]Since y'all post music here quite often, I'll do the same for no apparent reason.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey, I was introduced to Sisters of Mercy through a remix they did of a Die Krupps song.
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In other news, my girlfriend is driving three hours on Tuesday to spend the rest of spring break with me and I am so excited. She just got a Utah concealed carry permit so we're going to go window shopping for compact handguns.
[QUOTE=notrabies;44327863]Rant:
Good god I hate my Dad's girlfriend so much. She never leaves the house since she only works maybe two days a week, and she has no friends or family to hang out with. This means she's in the main room of the house 90% of the time, so leaving my room at all is made very uncomfortable. In addition, she has never washed the dishes at any point (we don't have a dishwasher) so any time I decide I want to make food I have to clean the entire kitchen to actually have room. Hell, tonight there was dried pasta all over the floor because I guess she fucking missed the pot or some shit.
My Dad and her both have jobs in wine, which basically means they get tipsy/drunk every single night and have a habit of being excessively loud and stupid.
The grossness doesn't stop there either. She's decided to always keep the bathroom door closed, even when its empty, so as a result she never knocks on the door and has barged in on me several times. This is made even more baffling by the fact that she doesn't always close the door when she is using the bathroom. Even worse is that my Dad and her have a habit of having very audible sex with their door partially or even fully open. This reached an ultimate level of horror when last night she was having her time of the month and I walked into the bathroom to find blood in several places on the floor with no effort made to clean it up. I had to clean it up so I could use the toilet, but less than an hour later the floor had even more blood on it and I had to clean it up again.
Right now my Dad's on a business trip and she was supposed to go on a trip too, but she cancelled it for no reason so now its just her and I and I'm just getting increasingly pissed off.
Kill me.
/Rant[/QUOTE]
She sounds like a nasty slob.
[QUOTE=deathmog;44334859]She sounds like a nasty slob.[/QUOTE]
Well if it ever comes down to it, Notrabies could always just let her leave the blood everywhere and then claim she murdered someone.
That is, if we live in a world where DNA testing doesn't exist.
You shouldn't be touching that shit man, if you can bear it, leave her mess, and tell your dad this stuff. Seriously, he should break up with her or fix her because that is naasssttyyy.