Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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yeah take pictures for evidence if you need to
[editline]23rd March 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;44335550][video=youtube;qFVlCu9AGbo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFVlCu9AGbo[/video]
Dear Santa...[/QUOTE]
imagine having to pay for gas
4 or 5 mpg isn't [I]that[/I] butt destroyingly terrible.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;44335933]4 or 5 gpm isn't [I]that[/I] butt destroyingly terrible.[/QUOTE]
fixd
[url]http://www.airfleets.net/ficheapp/plane-b777-28420.htm[/url]
MH370's serial number LN denotes that it was the 404th 777 ever built.
404 plane not found
im so fucking tripped out right now
4.
fucking 4.
that's how many letters you gave me to work with.
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;44336405][url]http://www.airfleets.net/ficheapp/plane-b777-28420.htm[/url]
MH370's serial number LN denotes that it was the 404th 777 ever built.
404 plane not found
im so fucking tripped out right now[/QUOTE]
Its a glitch in the Matrix
[I]in OTHER NEWS[/I] (i wasn't trying to start shit omg)
recognition of facial microemotions is weird upside down
you mean a tell?
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;44336405][url]http://www.airfleets.net/ficheapp/plane-b777-28420.htm[/url]
MH370's serial number LN denotes that it was the 404th 777 ever built.
404 plane not found
im so fucking tripped out right now[/QUOTE]
Plot twist: That's why this particular plane was chosen
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;44329972]Since y'all post music here quite often, I'll do the same for no apparent reason.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIZErrPAl8[/media][/QUOTE]
You never need a reason to post Sisters of Mercy or The Cure.
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;44335269]You shouldn't be touching that shit man, if you can bear it, leave her mess, and tell your dad this stuff. Seriously, he should break up with her or fix her because that is naasssttyyy.[/QUOTE]
It was directly in front of the toilet seat, there was no way for me to use the bathroom and survive without cleaning it up.
Also he is not in any way concerned, he's letting her gold dig so hard it unbelievable. She lived here for something like 3 months straight without a job, did next to no work around the house, and I think he paid all of her bills during that time. Now she works like 2-3 short shifts a week and probably still contributes nothing to the house. I literally spend more time at work than she does while also going to school for 15 credits this semester.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44335955]fixd[/QUOTE]
Thanks. I have to wipe a plethora of crap of my monitor now because of that.
(Hilarious as fuck.)
New addition to the family
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_08646.JPG[/t]
More Soviet engineering.
[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=DGkJ9c9PJck[/video]
I love the sound of low mileage.
[QUOTE=felix the cat;44341460]New addition to the family
[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_08646.JPG[/t][/QUOTE]
hnnnnghhhh
Some color guards still use these
It's a neat rifle. I hear that they're exceptionally accurate, I can't wait to take it out and shoot it.
It's almost 4pm. I've been up all night. I'm just now going to bed.
what am i even doing with my life
No man you gotta make it until 10PM if you wanna unfurl your sleep schedule man, or at least like, 9.
[editline]24th March 2014[/editline]
*unfuck
My dad just got attacked by a dog while running. He's fine (Only ripped his pants.) but eh... Quite pissed. (Pants were really nice running ones...)
[QUOTE=Biscuit-Boy;44342994]No man you gotta make it until 10PM if you wanna unfurl your sleep schedule man, or at least like, 9.
[editline]24th March 2014[/editline]
*unfuck[/QUOTE]
Fucking agree. This is my life.
My 18 year old dog is being put down tomorrow :C
I'm sorry to hear, man :c
At least I was privileged enough to be one of the few Facepunchers to have met such a mighty warrior.
:c
Batdog is the one being put down. (Simba, the small black lab)
Sam (chocolate lab) still has cancer though :(((
So I went to get a physical and the nurse read my immunization records WRONG and gave me a TB test shot for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. Afterwards she was looking at it again and was like Oh you had this already lol whoops. Kinda mad. I'd prefer to have the least amount of needles stuck in my arm thanks.
Also, hey howdy ho facepunch. Sadly, I must pull a Nivek and leave you all for a little while now.
My life has been going really fucking great recently and once I shed these last couple of pounds
and finish school I am set on following in the footsteps of the biggest inspiration in my life, my
mentor, by enlisting in the Air Force with an EOD contract. Luckily I have had three years of
classroom time working on the topic and have even conducted my own original experiment about
"Biological detectors ability to discriminate between high and low vapor pressure explosives
within close proximity" (AKA, dogs smelling explosives) so I will go in with a little bit of an edge
and no plan of failure.
I really have to focus though and work, physically and mentally, harder than I ever have before
and to help me do this I intend to start cutting back on everything that is slowing me down so
throughout the next few months I'm going to be getting rid of all my social media accounts to help
me focus on my goals (First mumble, now FP, then Tumblr, and finally FB).
Going to be asking Postal for a 6 month ban and then play it by ear depending on how I'm doing.
I must go now, friends. I love you all, be good.
Bai Stabby!
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;44345998]Also, hey howdy ho facepunch. Sadly, I must pull a Nivek and leave you all for a little while now.
My life has been going really fucking great recently and once I shed these last couple of pounds
and finish school I am set on following in the footsteps of the biggest inspiration in my life, my
mentor, by enlisting in the Air Force with an EOD contract. Luckily I have had three years of
classroom time working on the topic and have even conducted my own original experiment about
"Biological detectors ability to discriminate between high and low vapor pressure explosives
within close proximity" (AKA, dogs smelling explosives) so I will go in with a little bit of an edge
and no plan of failure.
I really have to focus though and work, physically and mentally, harder than I ever have before
and to help me do this I intend to start cutting back on everything that is slowing me down so
throughout the next few months I'm going to be getting rid of all my social media accounts to help
me focus on my goals (First mumble, now FP, then Tumblr, and finally FB).
Going to be asking Postal for a 6 month ban and then play it by ear depending on how I'm doing.
I must go now, friends. I love you all, be good.[/QUOTE]
Well... Good luck then. Please try not to blow up any animals in the process. But otherwise, good luck.
[QUOTE](Stabby missing fest starts in 3, 2, 1...)[/QUOTE]
Ninja'd.
[video=youtube;Yf_toKBYCl4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_toKBYCl4[/video]
but replace dad with dan.
You will be missed, Dan the Man.
#Dantheman
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