Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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A Bushmaster AR-15 in M16A1 furniture(my dad used it for reenacting) was the first gun I ever shot. But that day I also fired an SKS, J.C. Higgins Model 20, S&W .357(I forget which model), a Baikal TOZ-17 .22 LR(my first gun), and some semi automatic pistol my dad's friend brought(I only recall it having a stainless steel finish).
This was like 12 or 13 years ago, I was 7 at the time.
Hmm, the first gun I shot was some Czech .22LR at Scout Camp.
First real gun was an SKS, but also an AR-15, .357 Magnum, some random 12 gauge, a Colt Commander, and a Springfield 1903 the same day.
The Springfield was my favorite holy shit that thing was fun.
The first I shot was my .22 that I got when I was like 7. By full size rifle I meant not a little .22 lol. My .22 is still my only gun, sadly. I wish I could get my grandfather's .30-30 lever gun but my dad pawned it and I don't know if he ever got it back.
Thinking about buying a Mini-14. Hopefully my parents will let me keep it at their house since it's not so ~scary assault rifle~ looking.
My friend who Photoshops me onto things is at it again.
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sometimes i wanna end it
kath for fastest group approver 2014
[QUOTE=catbarf;44414875]My friend who Photoshops me onto things is at it again.
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mine too
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track listing:
1. You're goin places, kid
2. Fat chance, sweetheart
3. Tommy gun blues
4. bank robbery boogie
5. You're the bees knees, honey
6. I'm half-seas over and in need of some loving
7. Everything's jake, baby
8. Zozzled and angry
9. the bank's closed, woman
10. butt me
11. where's your daddy?
12. the S.O.B. double-crossed me
13. Got nice gams
14. What's eatin ya?
15. You just slay me (funny gal)
16. MMMMM that's good java
17. Where's the dough?
18. Let's take this outside
19. Midnight city
this weekend was interesting
It's almost 10pm on the last day of the month and my VA benefits still haven't been deposited to my bank account. I've got electric bill and rent due tomorrow and only enough money to cover one or the other. Goddammit VA, can't you do anything right
So, I help a few of my friends with their guns from time to time when they don't know much about them, or need help with something peculiar.
Today's story stars the French Mas-36 rifle, and my discovery of its bayonet.
I was tasked with cleaning the rifle and guaranteeing it would function(which I will when I shoot it this weekend).
Lets start with an overall look of the rifle. (Courtesy of circa 2007 digital camera technology)
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This particular rifle's previous owner(the guy before my friend) gave it a sloppy spray paint job because he had no appreciation of surplus weaponry, apparently.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GZQdSCgl.jpg[/IMG]
I had thought this picture came out better than it actually did, but the gun has some pretty nice iron sights.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/q4uAcVnl.jpg[/IMG]
Here we examine the muzzle of this rifle, and some [I]mysterious[/I] tubular object underneath the muzzle with a button.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dw5iEwPl.jpg[/IMG]
The gunsmiths of France in the 1930's were pretty crafty.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EBa4S7Ql.jpg[/IMG]
A 17" spike bayonet. (and a stripper clip of 7.5x54 French ammunition)
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/v4PnjWVl.jpg[/IMG]
Clicks into place like so and...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DxKwiZMl.jpg[/IMG]
Voila, you're in the shooty stabby club.
[I]please[/i] get him to remove the spraypaint
Part of me wants to refinish the entire thing while it's in my possession(seeing as it is no longer of original quality, of course), he might shit bricks though.
I quit my job, not even doing my two weeks.
Now I'm going to grow a beard.
How to do school good: a guide by fish muffin
Step 1 go to bed at 4 am
Step 2 sleep through alarm
Step 3 w/e fuck it just stay in bed no point going now
Step 4 jerk off
Step 5 go back to sleep
I hope this guide helps you through school like me thank you
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44422822]How to do school good: a guide by fish muffin
Step 1 go to bed at 4 am
Step 2 sleep through alarm
Step 3 w/e fuck it just stay in bed no point going now
Step 4 jerk off
Step 5 go back to sleep
I hope this guide helps you through school like me thank you[/QUOTE]
What the fuck our schedules are synchronized.
BEST FRIENDS
Woke up. Found a Pug in my goat pen. (Haven't had goats in a year or so.) Pug is awesome. Pug loves everyone. Pug loves German Shepard.
Best fucking April fools day ever. (No this is not a joke.)
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mang u aint even in college yet
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44422822]How to do school good: a guide by fish muffin
Step 1 go to bed at 4 am
Step 2 sleep through alarm
Step 3 w/e fuck it just stay in bed no point going now
Step 4 jerk off
Step 5 go back to sleep
I hope this guide helps you through school like me thank you[/QUOTE]
Oh man this is a summary of college life.
[editline]1st April 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Malikyte;44423627][video=youtube;T9TmmF79Rw0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0[/video][/QUOTE]
Really fucking want to do this with my cat. Will post results when experiments are carried out.
My room is finally done and I'm fully moved in. Custom shelves are done and I brought my cartridge collection with me yo.
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Contents shifted in travel but I have thousands and thousands of unique and antique ammunition. Most live, some inert, a couple of empty shells.
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[QUOTE]A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.
"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward."
The golfer glances at his golf bag.
"Some golf clubs would be nice," he says.
Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls him up.
"We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheikh would like to apologise to you in advance: only three of them have swimming pools."
[/QUOTE]
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44423970]
Really fucking want to do this with my cat. Will post results when experiments are carried out.[/QUOTE]
inb4 arms ripped off
okay this is absolutely stupid. i need to give someone my "birth certificate number" but i can't for the fucking life of me figure out which number this is. There's one at the top right called "file number", but there's also another unlabeled number at the bottom right. Google has never felt this useless. there are literally thousands of brits asking the same question and even a few canadians but NO americans whatsoever.
Anyone know which one it is?
[editline]1st April 2014[/editline]
why does each of the 50 states have its own birth certificate what the shit is this
I have been listening to gorillaz songs over and over for like 2 hours
[video=youtube;pw8PpYBiDsc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8PpYBiDsc[/video]
[editline]1st April 2014[/editline]
the best one
this is how the outside of my backpack will be for my trip. the hammer is a stand in for an axe that'll arrive thursday.
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[quote]Interviewer: So Mr Stanczewski, I understand that in 1943 you shot down five German aircraft in a single engagement. Could you tell us what happened?
Polish Fighter Pilot: Well we were flying at 20,000 feet when we spotted five Fokkers flying along below us. So we dived down and I aimed at one of the Fokkers and fired a burst from my machine guns right into him and he exploded. Then I saw that one of the Fokkers was on my tail, so I pulled round in a loop and got behind him, and fired and he went down on fire. I looked around and saw two Fokkers attacking my squadron leader, so slipped in behind them, and fired, and that was another Fokker going down in flames. The other Fokker tried to get away from me, but I got right up behind him, and blasted him with my machine guns and turned over and exploded. There was only one of the Fokkers left now, and he was trying to get away, but I flew up behind him, shot - bang, bang, bang - and he blew up too!
Interviewer: I should point out for the benefit of the viewers at home, that the Fokker was a type of German aircraft used in the war.
Polish Fighter Pilot: No, no, no - these fokkers were Messerschmitts![/quote]
gets me every time
The worst kind of april fools jokes are the ones you actually want
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=(
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;44424840]this is how the outside of my backpack will be for my trip. the hammer is a stand in for an axe that'll arrive thursday.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/QNDOpIB.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/5vRcqKq.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
herf the builder can he fix it?
herf the builder he probably can't
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