• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I got a job at Burlington Loss Prevention. It pays more than the Best Buy position I had and it's a lot more serious. I'm basically the retail Gestapo. It's literally 1984 if you work for Burlington and I'm the Thought Police. I've got a phone interview with Time Warner tomorrow and a face-to-face this week. They offer full time, more money, healthcare, dental, etc. so I'll do that if they offer me a job despite that fact I may not actually like it. Customer Service sucks. Also Kohl's only has gotten two applications for their LP position at the warehouse so I should be getting a call soon and I'm coming highly recommended by two people who have worked their for years. I'll take the Kohl's job too if Time Warner doesn't want me, that way I can work two jobs and make all the money. [editline]12th April 2014[/editline] These are my quarterly projections - $$$ That's a three whole dollar signs. That like literally a million dollars I'm making annually.
how much more serious is Burlington? can you actually stop thieves?
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44524750]I got a job at Burlington Loss Prevention. It pays more than the Best Buy position I had and it's a lot more serious. I'm basically the retail Gestapo. It's literally 1984 if you work for Burlington and I'm the Thought Police. I've got a phone interview with Time Warner tomorrow and a face-to-face this week. They offer full time, more money, healthcare, dental, etc. so I'll do that if they offer me a job despite that fact I may not actually like it. Customer Service sucks. Also Kohl's only has gotten two applications for their LP position at the warehouse so I should be getting a call soon and I'm coming highly recommended by two people who have worked their for years. I'll take the Kohl's job too if Time Warner doesn't want me, that way I can work two jobs and make all the money. [editline]12th April 2014[/editline] These are my quarterly projections - $$$ That's a three whole dollar signs. That like literally a million dollars I'm making annually.[/QUOTE] Will you actually use your trauma pack and your zip cuffs
holy shit everything is coming to a head all at once midterms next week i have the worst cold of my entire fucking life for some reason we have mandatory orienteering at school the day before midterms i thought senior year was supposed to be fucking easy
I am a fucking geniousse [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WMtuox-1c[/media]
[QUOTE=Wulfram;44525237]how much more serious is Burlington? can you actually stop thieves?[/QUOTE] Yes but almost everything about the job involves on me spying on employees and spotting internal theft. [editline]12th April 2014[/editline] And I got an interview with TWC just now. Oh man. This is the whitest collar job I've ever seen. It's a Call Center where I have to 'help' customers and than try to sell them shit. That being said I can make commission but man, I feel like I'm going to hate it. But damn, the benefits and money are good. Even for training I make my full hourly rate and at the end of it (it takes like a month) I make a shit-ton of cash. Even if I don't do well when I start, I still make $$$
Holy shit I got a galaxy s5 and a galaxy tablet and holy shit I feel like im on the fucking Enterprise
[url]https://www.facebook.com/Fruitmanmoram[/url] These are the people that go to my school. Stay classy (and crazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy).
went shotgun shooting with catbarf and friends today [t]http://i.imgur.com/m70mrVq.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/M1n24H2.jpg[/t] guard's gun doesnt play nice with ungloved hands: [t]http://i.imgur.com/Bo0OTKO.jpg[/t] video to follow soon
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOTfHDisMAU[/media]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zjqMqsAl.jpg[/IMG] 100% authentic faggotry. Muh 1903 got dirty while I low crawled.
[QUOTE=Wulfram;44528618]Holy shit I got a galaxy s5 and a galaxy tablet and holy shit I feel like im on the fucking Enterprise[/QUOTE] wtf i thought the s4 was a new thing
[QUOTE=catbarf;44531280][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOTfHDisMAU[/media][/QUOTE] Damn this is hella cool. Speaking of real steel gnus, my friend recently acquired a MK17S and it looks awesome. Gotta find some time and money to do range time.
I have a paper due in exactly 24 hours and I haven't started yet. At least it's only 3-5 pages and I can at least partially bullshit my way through it. I also have a final tomorrow morning and then another paper due on Tuesday. RIP.
talking to german-aa-gun/w0w00t [code]1:00 PM - wilf: new porn hub section 1:00 PM - wilf: "66^" 1:00 PM - wilf: 666" 1:00 PM - Foos: just pictures of satan 1:00 PM - wilf: yea 1:00 PM - Foos: not even sexual 1:00 PM - wilf: the red thunder knob 1:01 PM - Foos: red thunder knob 1:01 PM - wilf: fuckin a 1:01 PM - wilf: i sold my cock to satan 1:01 PM - wilf: im NOT even joking he propositioned me it was like dmx but i accepted 1:01 PM - wilf: he wants me to start rapping now but im white [/code] [editline]13th April 2014[/editline] [code]1:04 PM - wilf: great thats not just gay but exceedingly homosexual like i can feel the gravitational vibrations of a million homo erections colliding through my brains mental intersection. 1:04 PM - wilf: see i can rap 1:05 PM - Foos: damn [/code]
[B]KILLER WEED 666[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJ7qQO0WCQ[/media]
Hey Foos, my friend really likes your birds. [editline]13th April 2014[/editline] If you couldn't tell from all the Snapchats.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;44537665]Hey Foos, my friend really likes your birds. [editline]13th April 2014[/editline] If you couldn't tell from all the Snapchats.[/QUOTE] well YEAH who doesnt like birds
Found out that my computer hate videos recorded on my Sony Action Cam by my eBay micro sd but the Sandisk one works fine. I'm not surprised honestly. Just wish I would have used it in the first place because that's a lot of good/funny airsoft footage down the drain.
Went for a vandy cut but it ended up a bit short. Bonus imperial propaganda [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3VX4Otwl.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=apoctank;44540772]Went for a vandy cut but it ended up a bit short. Bonus imperial propaganda [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3VX4Otwl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That's usually what my hair looks like after a fresh haircut. Except I'm not attractive like the rest of IFAP so it doesn't do much for me.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44540785]That's usually what my hair looks like after a fresh haircut. Except I'm not attractive like the rest of IFAP so it doesn't do much for me.[/QUOTE] d'awwww. To be perfectly honest attractiveness in a serious relationship is really overplayed. Obviously it helps, but being compatible with the person is much more important. Being able to talk with them, enjoy their interests with them, and tolerate(and, for bonus points, help fix) their flaws and to simply have fun with them and enjoy their company is what really matters. Attractiveness is just a side dish.
My cat, Gator, that is generally an independent minded dick has been sitting in my lap being all friendly for the last hour. I've never felt more successful in teaching an animal to be friendly.
[QUOTE=Joetehpsycho;44540821]My cat, Gator, that is generally an independent minded dick has been sitting in my lap being all friendly for the last hour. I've never felt more successful in teaching an animal to be friendly.[/QUOTE] By which I think you mean "I should be trying to figure out what he did wrong that I don't know about yet"
[QUOTE=apoctank;44540800]d'awwww. To be perfectly honest attractiveness in a serious relationship is really overplayed. Obviously it helps, but being compatible with the person is much more important. Being able to talk with them, enjoy their interests with them, and tolerate(and, for bonus points, help fix) their flaws and to simply have fun with them and enjoy their company is what really matters. Attractiveness is just a side dish.[/QUOTE] I realized all of this as soon as I started liking this girl I've been dating if you want to call it that. She's far from being the most attractive girl in the world, but I really enjoy her company and to me that makes her more attractive than most conventionally attractive girls who I'm just not compatible with.
We're watching a video about DNA in my Anthro class right now. They're showing all the DNA sequences of the letters A, C, T, and G in different combinations but all I'm seeing is TAC and CAG and GAT oh go airsoft why are you everywhere?
We watched Gattaca in Genetics. Good movie yo. We also watched The Island. not so good movie [editline]14th April 2014[/editline] Hello dog [t]http://i.imgur.com/L0iL5vV.jpg?1[/t]
[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34238144/new%20books.jpg[/t] I've spent too much money on books recently.
Apparently I can't say nigga because I'm white. Racist pigs...
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;44546875]Apparently I can't say nigga because I'm white. Racist pigs...[/QUOTE] You gotta make some tradeoffs in life, my fellow cracker.
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