Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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So today at school, a group of us were discussing college. I mentioned that if I were going to a military academy it'd be Annapolis, not West Point, because I aspire to be a Naval Aviator, not an Army Officer. Douchebag: "UR DOING THE MILITARY?"
Me: "Yes..."
Douchebag: "WHY"
Me: "Because I want to fly. That's what I want to do."
Douchebag: "UGH THE MILITARY IS LIKE THE WORST"
Me: "Okay. Thank you."
Douchebag: "REMEMBER ME WHEN UR IN THE HOSPITAL WITH UR LEGS BLOWN OFF"
I was speechless. Fuck that guy.
I kind of always wanted to join the military but it's not like my passion.
I wish I had a passion that was easy to get into :(
northy taught me more about south africa in 10 seconds than anything else
side note: I'd rather not go to Annapolis because I'd prefer to stay in CA. That's why my first choice is UC Davis. Then I can NROTC or OCS or whatever.
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40577860]I kind of always wanted to join the military but it's not like my passion.
I wish I had a passion that was easy to get into :([/QUOTE]
I wish my eyes didn't suck and my nose wasn't fucking horrible
because becoming a pilot of any kind for the US military would be a dream.
tried replacing the alternator in my nissan
yyyeeeeaaaaahhhh cars can go fuck themselves i'm sticking to guns
[QUOTE=Mbbird;40577891]I wish my eyes didn't suck and my nose wasn't fucking horrible
because becoming a pilot of any kind for the US military would be a dream.[/QUOTE]
If you get a pilot slot in the AF they will give you LASIK or PRK surgery. Not sure about navy or army.
I've considered (am considering) Navy and Air Force. There was a 100% pilot slot [giving outing?] for the Navy last year, so if you wanted to be a pilot, you became a pilot
I wanted to be a pilot when I was younger, but then I became a giant monster freak
[QUOTE=paindoc;40577914]If you get a pilot slot in the AF they will give you LASIK or PRK surgery. Not sure about navy or army.
I've considered (am considering) Navy and Air Force. There was a 100% pilot slot [giving outing?] for the Navy last year, so if you wanted to be a pilot, you became a pilot[/QUOTE]
I still have nasal problems involved with massive overreactions to polen, dust, etc. So it just means I'm stuffed up more than everyone else. A parents' friend of mine was a pilot a few years back, but had to drop his position and take up a logistics role because his nose stuffed up too much, even after surgery. We shall see though, the military is still a large possibility for me.
The problem for me is I keep thinking about relative salaries. I'm going to school for an AE degree and those are fairly high paying (median in my state is just over 100k). I wonder if I should just become an AE and buy my own plane, but then I think about how I would get to fly a really unique aircraft in the services. But it is 8 years of my life. At the same time, its only 8 years, but that still puts me behind other engineers who got a job right out of college
I am confuse
To be honest, I'm aiming for an aerospace engineering degree not because I see myself designing aircraft (though it's always a possibility), but because it looks good on resumes. If my plans don't change, I'll probably become a cop or something after I leave the military.
[QUOTE=Apache249;40578018]To be honest, I'm aiming for an aerospace engineering degree not because I see myself designing aircraft (though it's always a possibility), but because it looks good on resumes. If my plans don't change, I'll probably become a cop or something after I leave the military.[/QUOTE]
And fight crime in your M-2 toting police cruiser with a Five seveN equipped with 30 round mags slung from your belt?
What is the song playing in this scene?
[video=youtube;kygVnZjOUw4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygVnZjOUw4[/video]
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;40578070]What is the song playing in this scene?
[video=youtube;kygVnZjOUw4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kygVnZjOUw4[/video][/QUOTE]
Wooly Bully
[editline]8th May 2013[/editline]
by Sam The Sham & the Pharaohs
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJiGu6Gz8E[/url]
[QUOTE=apoctank;40578064]And fight crime in your M-2 toting police cruiser with a Five seveN equipped with 30 round mags slung from your belt?[/QUOTE]
An effective officer of the law.
[video=youtube;4buHqmedJRE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4buHqmedJRE[/video]
[QUOTE=Apache249;40577866]side note: I'd rather not go to Annapolis because I'd prefer to stay in CA. That's why my first choice is UC Davis. Then I can NROTC or OCS or whatever.[/QUOTE]
better stay out of my state you bitch nigga
come home from work
check phone
27 new snapchats
[editline]9th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=cardfan212;40577424]My vinyl collection is also much better than Foos's. ;)
[/QUOTE]
quality over quantity
welp
guess i'm getting into porn now
Like watching it or....?
everyone says i'm hot enough for porn
my [REDACTED] found an ad on craigslist for gay porn that I could do
do you have [I]any idea[/I] how well that shit pays
i'll have enough scratch to buy six SCAR-Hs by the time i've contracted everything
Well if that floats your boat congrats lol
dude
[I]six SCAR-Hs[/I]
that's this many
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
who's boat WOULDN'T that float
[QUOTE=Neat!;40578999]i've contracted everything[/QUOTE]
Yeah some thing you don't want to contract. :v:
[QUOTE=Neat!;40579034]dude
[I]six SCAR-Hs[/I]
that's this many
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/FN_SCAR-H_%28Standard%29.jpg[/t]
who's boat WOULDN'T that float[/QUOTE]
We talking TM SCAR's or VFC SCAR's here?
FN SCARs
7.62 stoppin' powah
[QUOTE=Neat!;40579083]FN SCARs
7.62 stoppin' powah[/QUOTE]
So you're buying real steel SCAR-Hs? How much are you getting paid seriously?
a SCAR every week if i play my cards right
Inspiring! Makes me want to put aside some time to grow a nice set of pectoral/deltoid meat and become the model I could have been 2 years ago
[QUOTE=Neat!;40578999]everyone says i'm hot enough for porn
my [REDACTED] found an ad on craigslist for gay porn that I could do
do you have [I]any idea[/I] how well that shit pays
i'll have enough scratch to buy six SCAR-Hs by the time i've contracted everything[/QUOTE]
Dude. Don't you watch porn at all? Like every other porn video is a "casting video"
rip your dignity
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