Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I'm hoping to get my three-sizes-too-big Taiger pants taken in by my sister when she comes over since she does cosplay and sewing (skill everyone should really know how to do). Pretty sure they would fit on a guy like Wulf but not me. And I have two sets so it's okay if one gets screwed up.
Burlington adventures continued. They let me have the LP jacket which to me is the coolest thing ever for some reason.
Today some really really pissed of black woman came in some sort of near-hysterical rage because she lost her phone. I went to check the Lost and Found, darkness there, nothing more.
She got all pissed off, ranting about how "Middletown bunch a ratchet ass nigga's stealing shit" in a random assortment of phrases, verbs and offensive slang than stormed off. Funny thing was that she had a husband/boyfriend who was like 100% normal and the nicest guy in the world and we just had a really civil conversation with him while she stormed around looking for her phone. She power-walked out in anger and he trailed behind her at a slow casual walk. Apparently he was used to it.
Like, twenty minutes later she comes back in a rage again, even more pissed than before and comes up to me and says "Alright, ya'll nigga's lost my phone. What are chu gonna do bout' it? What are chu gonna do for me?" Like, screaming. I literally just ignored her, didn't even respond and just stared her down because well, she was retarded. Than my Supervisor who I was talking to at the time started to fuck with her. "It's not our fault you lost your phone." which naturally she hated and started to curse him out, again, screaming. He tells her not to yell or raise her voice and she denies ever raising whilst screaming at the same time, so, well, there you go.
So she walked away toward the bathrooms again, this time calling my Supervisor out because "He's some ghetto ass nigga acting like he's tough or some shit" to which my Super called out "You're black too, Ma'am" (He's black, naturally) so she just brushed that off. She came back later, again pissed and storming out she yells that we need to get a real job. Without missing a beat Super yells back "You need to get a real job and buy yourself a new phone."
Crazy shit. I guess this is what happens when you build a Burlington Coat Factory in the ghetto though.
[editline]2nd May 2014[/editline]
For the record, I thought the entire thing was funny as hell and I had to struggle not to laugh infront of her.
Ghetto Goblins provide unsurpassed entertainment.
After years of remembering and wonder, I finally found it
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpQ0ygDlC8k[/media]
I remember this commercial being on G4 when I watched it and it freaked me out and ever since then I've been trying to find it.
wtf scion, you're trying to sell cars
I used to think the xB was cool. This was also around the time I thought the Chevrolet SSR was attractive.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;44699910]damn californians
paging gren eygs n ham for bananalashnikov smoothie[/QUOTE]
Yeah..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGvgAKq6a2o[/media]
yay i am popular
ok so i just wanted to say sorry for being such a huge dick and a faggot to you guys, especially herf, you guys are pretty cool and i was an asshole for no reason, sorry.
Not as fun or cool as I thought they'd be.
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Probably not buying another one.
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I spent like three hours using tweezers to weave incredibly tiny MOLLE pouches.
[editline]3rd May 2014[/editline]
Nothing too special happened at work today.
But we did deal with a lost kid near the end of my shift. The parent never even realized she was missing, even after we called the parent's name and child's name twice over the PA in both Spanish and English.
She was kind of a bitch too, the Mom that is, not the kid. I hate kids though, I don't know how to deal with them so I just talk to them like an adult and all I do is make them cry even more.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44710182]
I spent like three hours using tweezers to weave incredibly tiny MOLLE pouches.
[/QUOTE]MOLLE is annoying enough to weave at full size. Should have known full well what you were getting into lol.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44710182]Not as fun or cool as I thought they'd be.
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Probably not buying another one.
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Those kneepads look awfully high.
I can imagine a little dude sitting on a shelf in my room talking shit about my gear all day : "Are those cryes even real bro?" "I'm only a foot tall and my beard is more operator than yours"
[editline]2nd May 2014[/editline]
I'm depressed now.
[editline]2nd May 2014[/editline]
Not related to the shit talking figure.
holy shit i never realized you had to weave the molle on those
jesus christ
[QUOTE=Wulfram;44700907]poop is boob upside down[/QUOTE]
qooq actually
Dont tell me lies
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a0d0bbf3eb447b51a6df231c7854e4a/tumblr_mk683ddOTs1rkv9cvo1_400.gif[/img]
[editline]3rd May 2014[/editline]
qooq is the mirror image of poop, different thing
[editline]3rd May 2014[/editline]
actually, poop is what you get when you flip boob, qooq is is the mirror of poop, and dood is what you get if you rotate poop 180 degrees and also the mirror of boob.
[editline]3rd May 2014[/editline]
Deli lyfe v.11 "The Science and Study of the Word poop and its relation to boob"
hmm science
Didn't want to go to prom tonight, so instead I cleaned the heads on my VCR and watched Godzilla. Had a great time.
[video=youtube;XfqHccJ-6Js]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfqHccJ-6Js[/video]
This is great.
Prom was fun but also fucking retarded. No slower songs, which both me and my date were interested in more than wubstep and grinding. Neither of us was very into that.
Dressing up was nice and all, and the girl herself looked positively stunning. How the hell I got a date with her I have [I]no[/I] idea but it happened. Did the gentlemanly thing of locking arms to and from the actual dance and all.
fun night, now I'm tired as fuck and depressed.
did you fuck like animals in the back of your car
thats the best part of prom
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
I miss her :(
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
and we really love(d?) each other but she was too unstable
She had depression and mild bipolar, so one week we're having picnics and shes talking about how great the rest of our lives are going to be with each other, the next shes breaking up with me because shes doesnt see the point because she doesnt think we'll last. Then a week later shes crying begging me to take her back. And I want to, I would, but I know it would all just happen again. It happened so many times and every time we would say it was the last, and if we broke up again it would be for good.
So when she broke up with me that last time I just told myself that I couldnt take her back because it would just hurt more. And it fucking sucked because all I wanted was to go back to her.
and every time i think im over her i spend the night crying my eyes out because i remembered the time she was sad so I took her to the park late at night and sang stupid songs to her and held her and made up silly kisses. Or when she was laying in a hospital bed because she had just tried to kill herself and she told me she loved me for the first time.
FUCK
my entire life is falling apart and the thing that worries me and stresses me out and hurts the most is the girl that cheated on me and broke up with me and then begged for me back so many times I lost count. I know that I deserve better, but I feel like i might not ever get anyone better. and despite all the times that she hurt me i still love her, and she still loves me 5 months after breaking up.
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
[B][I][U]FUCK[/U][/I][/B]
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
I just want someone stable that loves me as much as i love them
man dont worry everyone finds someone
my history teacher once said;
'its like, i think, dont worry fat girls, someone out there loves you'
replace some words and that applies 2 u all
I am now the voice of stabby's ghost
stabby went to a gun show yesterday and wanted to show you guys what he got:
[IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/af0eda7d298433cf05ad9b5a1bceda58.png[/IMG]
It's a 1917 Remington "Enfield"
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
Also, the other day I held a Kel-Tec Sub-2000.
It felt solid but also really light, but I couldn't get over how the plastic felt *kinda* cheap.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44718693]did you fuck like animals in the back of your car
thats the best part of prom
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
I miss her :(
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
and we really love(d?) each other but she was too unstable
She had depression and mild bipolar, so one week we're having picnics and shes talking about how great the rest of our lives are going to be with each other, the next shes breaking up with me because shes doesnt see the point because she doesnt think we'll last. Then a week later shes crying begging me to take her back. And I want to, I would, but I know it would all just happen again. It happened so many times and every time we would say it was the last, and if we broke up again it would be for good.
So when she broke up with me that last time I just told myself that I couldnt take her back because it would just hurt more. And it fucking sucked because all I wanted was to go back to her.
and every time i think im over her i spend the night crying my eyes out because i remembered the time she was sad so I took her to the park late at night and sang stupid songs to her and held her and made up silly kisses. Or when she was laying in a hospital bed because she had just tried to kill herself and she told me she loved me for the first time.
FUCK
my entire life is falling apart and the thing that worries me and stresses me out and hurts the most is the girl that cheated on me and broke up with me and then begged for me back so many times I lost count. I know that I deserve better, but I feel like i might not ever get anyone better. and despite all the times that she hurt me i still love her, and she still loves me 5 months after breaking up.
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
[B][I][U]FUCK[/U][/I][/B]
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
I just want someone stable that loves me as much as i love them[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry dude. Part of my depression is that this night only comes once in your life for the most part, and it ended rather unceremoniously. Theres more to it than that, but Im holding those cards close to my chest.
I've been burned hard once though dude, I've been there. Puts you off of relationships for a while
[editline]4th May 2014[/editline]
the girl I took uses smiley faces in all her message i don't even
[quote]Thanks for taking me! I had a lot of fun :)[/quote]
(on being 5 minutes late to pick her up)
[quote]Its not a problem. I'm playing super smash bros brawl :)[/quote]
[quote] Thats okay :)[/quote]
and so on... its actually kinda amusing
for you oldies, i just remembered one of my most daring alter-egos
[b][i][u]JENNIFER CARRIERE[/b][/i][/u]
apparently the girl I really went with wanted to go with me. like I was her first choice.
I thought I was her last choice. This really, honestly, made my week. If not month.
all those smiley faces have a meaning, trust me
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44722326]all those smiley faces have a meaning, trust me[/QUOTE]
I know, I was sold at "playing Super Smash Bros Brawl".
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;44721671]for you oldies, i just remembered one of my most daring alter-egos
[b][i][u]JENNIFER CARRIERE[/b][/i][/u][/QUOTE]
best sleep over ever
too bad i wasnt invited :(
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