Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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you missed the part where permab&
He had more potential than a lot of the other shitposters around here and he kinda threw it away because he couldn't repeatedly post shitty reaction images.
Is it even possible to get Gold membership anymore?
It doesn't appear that its currently possible. It kinda goes on and off.
My step dad probably needs a liver transplant. They had to fly him way the fuck away somewhere to get it done and my mom went with him and she has no idea when she'll be back. So basically I'm stuck in the house by myself with no food for who the fuck knows how long. And as much as I hope everything goes ok for him because I have no idea what the fuck me or my mom are going to do without him because I'm a broke college student and my mom probably doesn't make that much as a preschool teacher, it's kind of hard to feel sorry for him because he kind of brought it upon himself by drinking so much. Does that make me a bad person?
I mean, if he's at fault for pickling his liver, then its kind of a just thing. You get what you give or something. I know there is a proverb to fit this situation, but that one isn't quite right.
[I]You reap what you sow[/I] is the one you're looking for.
Checked out the Triumph again yesterday. The frame looks like its in good shape. The floor panels, however are not :v:
Going to get some tires on it and flatbed it out and get it tomy house soon.
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Guess I'm going to have to learn to weld
I had a dream I was in Vietnam and we had to crawl through a tunnel to get somewhere but I didn't get any further than the entrance because I was holding everyone up trying to squeeze in with pouches full of food slung over my shoulder. I opened one of the pouches and there was a 1990's MRE (??? killed my immersion) so I quickly put it back in. And every time I stuck my head into the tunnel I was choking on gas and trying to figure out how to get through even though there was an M17 right next to me that I completely ignored.
That's all I remember. I hope I have more of these.
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I didn't even watch a Vietnam movie last night or anything, I watched Saints and Soldiers: Airborne Creed.
I once had a dream where I shot Hitler right in the face and drove off with an old Citroën full of gold bars in the boot.
I dreamed last night that I was a Navy Seal. Was cool. Shot at lots of things and ran fast.
I had a dream that I was an early 20th century detective searching an abandoned movie theater for a criminal and I ended up shooting the guy in the ass with an airsoft gun. It was scary until the very end though
My AirFrame makes its Hollywood debut @0:35 :p
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fi7lOyygN0[/media]
Your replica NODs have green lights in the lenses?
That's some detail right there.
That's just floperator SOP. The nice models have LEDs and often the cheap ones can be retrofitted with some DIY style. The version I have is discontinued and some schmuck was selling a pair for $200 earlier this week- hopefully the guy who bought it talked him down a bit from that price lol.
Eh have a photodump
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It would have been funny if at the nvg scene, when the blonde turned the lights on the brunette freaks out and goes " you're making my shit flare out turn off the light!"
There's so much stuff we wanted to add but the requirements were exactly a minute or less before the credits roll. In fact, a ton of shit got cut. Originally we had her staring out the window mumbling "you racoons think you're so fucking smart..." all menacing like.
Also lol autogated tubes u scrub
Speaking of automated tubes, I've realized something: I'm fucking dumb.
After doing some research I have learned that my NODs are not broken, they're sort of automated in that they shut down in light that's too bright. As it turns out, my room (having no curtain/blinds and a busy and lit street right outside the window) is just too bright, even at night.
lol I'm stupid.
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autogated, fucking autocorrect
A girl in my science class sent me a pic on snapchat of her in front of her dad's Unimog.
I need some more peanut butter for my jelly.
decided to google image search taiwaneseprick
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mhm yep ok
oh hey my cousins
[video=youtube;0U6sWqfrnTs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs[/video]
I'm still crying. (The sad part around 1:00)
The effect is significantly reduced when you scrub through the video to the point of reducing its total length to 40 seconds.
I had a dream that I was in hell with people screaming at me non-stop and there was PLATES OF FOOD EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD [B]OH WAIT THAT'S MY REAL LIFE[/B]
[QUOTE=felix the cat;44785968]I had a dream that I was in hell with people screaming at me non-stop and there was PLATES OF FOOD EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD [B]OH WAIT THAT'S MY REAL LIFE[/B][/QUOTE]
RESTAURANT LIFE FOR FUCKING EVER AND EVER GODDAMMIT
I didn't choose the loss prevention life.
The loss prevention life chose me.
This is the best thing ever
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4[/media]
The bald spot in the back of my head got bigger and now I have to shave my head...
built up the balls to call my prom date and just ask her if she was interested in a second date
didn't pickup :v:
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the trap is set
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