• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Biscuit-Boy;44965041]Yeah, that's really not sounding that negative. You, on the other hand, sound incredibly clingy.[/QUOTE] Not really. I know how he feels. I don't think it's unreasonable to pursue someone he had some semblance of a bond with someone. [editline]1st June 2014[/editline] Taepo has learned a lot and gotten a lot better with the wimenz.
Speaking of clingy I realised that I don't miss my ex at all. I was torn up about what happened for maybe 1 day and then realized that I was fucking free. I can understand wanting to see someone a lot but holy fuck it was like having an emotionally unstable puppy that could text you.
[QUOTE=Kath;44965155] Taepo has learned a lot and gotten a lot better with the wimenz.[/QUOTE] Not really, I just met a rare example of a girl I can actually get along with :v:
So wait, what was her reason?
[QUOTE=venom;44966020]So wait, what was her reason?[/QUOTE] Her phone doesn't get reception when she's at work (believable because she lives in the middle of buttfuck nowhere) and by the time she saw that I texted her it was the next day so she thought it would be too awkward to text back then.
In lady news for me though. There was this cute girl that worked the drive through at KFC. I've seen her a few times in the last year. Tonight I got dinner on the way home and she asked where I worked, told me she just got her guard card and stuff like that. It was brief but at least we spoke. I was going to give her my number, wrote it down but someone else came to hand me off my food so I didn't get the chance too. Maybe tomorrow I'll grab lunch and see if I get lucky and get her again, see if we talk and give her my number. I've never done that though, so like, what do you do? I was going to hand her a note with it and just be like "Hey, I've never done this before but here's my number if you walk to text sometime. I have a lot of down time at work." or some shit.
If it's someone I've met a few times before I usually just say "Hey, do I have your number?". [editline]1st June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=mousecop;44956619]Or that shit where when you're in a relationship girls are throwing the vag at you, but when you're single nothings going on.[/QUOTE] Also what the fuck this happens to me every fucking time, it's like they know. When I'm ~single and ready to mingle~ the pussy drought begins, but as soon as I have a steady girlfriend pussy "crawls to me like a cat with no back legs" to quote Filthy Frank.
[QUOTE=Tark;44962535]If you want anyone to talk to about Airforce stuff I'm available, and there are plenty of resources out there to look at if you're thinking of joining. I'll be incapacitated during BMT in a few weeks tho, but I can talk about MEPS or the DEP or just show you the stuff I've read and watched to get a feel for it.[/QUOTE] Thanks. I've used the Reddit AF subforum and I've gotten the idea of some jobs that interested me but I think one thing I'm still not clear on is how you actually choose your jobs or the list of them. I've heard that you just make a list of 10 jobs you'd want and an open area and you just wait with a recruiter until a job from your list becomes available and then you go to DEP. But in the subforum people have said you can wait longer for a certain job to get what you want although it's like 8+ months or something for some people apparently. How did choosing jobs work out for you? I've been most interested in Cyber Transport Systems as #1, but if I can't get that then I've liked the idea of aircrew jobs.
Fish Muffin got drunk last night and said he'd fuck me if I was a girl thanks I guess
id fuck me if i was a girl
I just saw Edge of Tomorrow. It was kinda cool to be honest.
[QUOTE=TehG3A3;44970218]Fish Muffin got drunk last night and said he'd fuck me if I was a girl thanks I guess[/QUOTE] drunk muffin
I'd have intercourse with fish while sober [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] and he'd be on top
i would invite fish AND felix over to a sleepover we'd play video games and stay up after 10pm we'd be so tired for church service in the morning loL!
it was funny as fuck, when we were leaving the campsite last night he went to look for one of the guys that helped coordinate the game to thank him and was shouting "WHERE'S JEREMY I NEED TO THANK HIM" even though half of the staff went to sleep, including jeremy then he went up to this guy passed out in a chair like "HEY DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN JEREMY" and the guy didn't even move at all
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44964847]Reposting this for the new page because it's more important than women.[/QUOTE] I feel like your work stories have more plot development and excitement than most TV shows. I'm literally never disappointed with these.
[QUOTE=notrabies;44974103]I feel like your work stories have more plot development and excitement than most TV shows. I'm literally never disappointed with these.[/QUOTE] What if CodeMonkey is slowly revealing AMC's next big hit where its him working for six seasons. I'd watch it.
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44963093] Doesn't one of you guys own a Colt 6920?[/QUOTE] kinda late but that's me
[QUOTE=notrabies;44974103]I feel like your work stories have more plot development and excitement than most TV shows. I'm literally never disappointed with these.[/QUOTE] Me and my LP buddies talk about this actually. We think an LP "reality" show would be really funny/cool. You could make it either in two ways: Serious 'drama' - Where it's like Mall Cops or something and it's really serious and it's all about being professional or "Reality" comedy - It's a fake, made up retail store and the associates are also fake but it's all advertised as a reality show. The skits are scripted but they're all based on real stories. It'd be like Hardcore Pawn where you watch it and you know the store is real but like 90% of the fights and stuff are staged. [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] Nothing happened today, it was a slow shift. Also at work no one knows how to handle me. I've been described as "cold" "retarded" "funny" "cute" "serious" etc. Like, I met one of the cashiers for the first time. Me and the big black guy I work with were outside waiting for our supervisor to pull in so we could annoy him. The cashier came up and I guess she makes her own vitamins or some shit. Big Guy is really into the Gym and he asked her if she had any fish oil and she said no. So like, in a really serious casual tone I asked. "So, like in a pinch if I had too could I use fish oil in my car? Like to lubricate my cylinders and stuff." and she laughed and said I was silly. So I got really serious and angry and said "You think that was a fucking joke? I asked you a fucking question, now you're pissing me off." and after a few seconds I told her I was joking and laughed about it, because I like to do that little skit. Turns out she was incredibly oblivious and like 100% unbothered by it to begin with because she's like.. I dunno, bubbly or whatever. It's weird. This was the same cashier though that asked us if we could go outside to take a picture of a rainbow for her. I used to do it at Best Buy too. I was pretty quiet, very polite, didn't ever, ever lose my temper or get upset and I'd be walking around after the store was closed and doing my checklists and someone made a joke. I don't even think it was a joke even. They were like "Oh, Hey Colin is there a pen on that desk behind you?" and I'd immediately throw the clipboard on the floor so the papers flew everywhere, throw my arms out and walk up to them while yelling "What the fuck did you say to me?" in a really serious convincing tone and getting right up on them. They used to think it was funny, no one ever expected that shit. Big Guy and I were at the desk and one the other cashier's at Burlington was there with us and Big Guy lied to her and said I was in the army, so I played along. "Yeah, I was a Navy Seal." "Really?" "Yeah, I was also part of the Army Corps of Engineers. I built children's hospitals in Uganda." And she was like, actually convinced because I said it with a straight face I guess? When I worked at Target I used to tell them I was a structural engineer and they believed me too. Than Big Guy says "Yeah, he committed a bunch of atrocities." And her eyes got big, like she believed him. "Not as many as he says." I say, as if I'm trying to downplay it for real. So now someone is going around thinking I'm some sort of 21 year old ex-SOF engineer who killed children in the war or some shit. I don't know, I really hope she grasps that I was joking, I told her at the end I was joking but she didn't think it was as funny as me or the other LP guy did. Infact most of the other associates are dense as fuck. Like, the LP guys love it when I do impressions. Because they'll request an impression and no matter who it is I [i]always[/i] say the same thing in the same voice. I pretend to be Elvis and go "Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going to sing you a song. I ain't nothing but a hound dog, barkin' all the time. Thank you, thank you very much." and regardless who they want me to mock it's always Elvis. But I do it with a straight face without laughing so they think it's funny as hell. But no one else gets it, like one of the associates stood there and requested some people and I did the Elvis thing he was like "Nigga, all you do is the same one." it goes completely over his head.
The new Netflix original series: House of Nickels.
[QUOTE=TehG3A3;44970218]Fish Muffin got drunk last night and said he'd fuck me if I was a girl thanks I guess[/QUOTE] oh my god [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] did i really say that
[QUOTE=apoctank;44976263]kinda late but that's me[/QUOTE] Thoughts on it?
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44979779]oh my god [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] did i really say that[/QUOTE] you even acknowledged that when you were sober when we got back to my house
i dont remember that either tho
white russians, man
in other news my date was AWESOME. Picked her up at 11 and we went to the zoo for a few hours. I really wanted to hold her hand but i was too nervous. we both had a really good time and we meshed well. conversation was smooth and i dont think there was ever an awkward moment. after that we went to IHOP and got waffles/pancakes. went back to my house and watched like, a whole season of Sunny while cuddling and making out. Went back to her place, met her parents. they really liked me. cuddled and made out some more. went home at about 12:30. we have a ton in common and she is super sweet and reeaalllyy cute. im really excited to see her on tuesday. also its funny because im also friends with both her siblings. her sister was my supervisor at starbucks and we hang out sometimes and i play airsoft with her brother. [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] also i def touched her butt while we made out and its a good butt
im glad she has a nice butt fish i was awake last night hoping she would for you
Just realized what this thread is for. Title has confused me always but maybe its because I read it too fast and thought it was a location or something.
today i learned that ties are neat
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44980429]in other news my date was AWESOME. Picked her up at 11 and we went to the zoo for a few hours. I really wanted to hold her hand but i was too nervous. we both had a really good time and we meshed well. conversation was smooth and i dont think there was ever an awkward moment. after that we went to IHOP and got waffles/pancakes. went back to my house and watched like, a whole season of Sunny while cuddling and making out. Went back to her place, met her parents. they really liked me. cuddled and made out some more. went home at about 12:30. we have a ton in common and she is super sweet and reeaalllyy cute. im really excited to see her on tuesday. also its funny because im also friends with both her siblings. her sister was my supervisor at starbucks and we hang out sometimes and i play airsoft with her brother. [editline]2nd June 2014[/editline] also i def touched her butt while we made out and its a good butt[/QUOTE] How does one even get a girl to make out with them on the first date? Especially if you're unattractive like me?
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