Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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be their type and also make good conversation and get to a point that you are cuddling with them on the couch
[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]
be confident but not arrogant
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44981985]be their type and also make good conversation and get to a point that you are cuddling with them on the couch
[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]
be confident but not arrogant[/QUOTE]
God dammit I was literally at that point the last time I was on a date. Oh well, I'd rather not rush things too much.
when youre cuddling just give her a little kiss on the cheek (or lips if youre feeling bold) and just let it progress naturally. dont just jump into make out mode.
[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]
also i think my super power is that i dont get hang overs
The no-hangover-superpower is great, I have that one too!
[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]
Also, hi
he has returned!
Was the ass fat?
naw, ass was toned. shes really small. she got dat thigh gap
hotdog legs
Fuck life. I can't get a job. My family isn't going to have any money anymore because my step dad's liver is fucked and all he can do is a be a fucking burden on us, draining our money with medication he needs just to survive. He's turning into a massive douche all of a sudden too. I want to totally move out after this school year because I can't deal with this shit but I probably wont be able to because nobody fucking hires college students so I won't have money to support myself and my family sure as fuck can't and it's probably only a matter of time before they start asking me for money, which I will refuse to give to them. And they just won't stop pestering me about getting a job even though I keep telling them nobody is fucking hiring. I honestly have no idea what to do anymore. I'm almost thinking about asking my real dad for financial support, but I haven't talked to him in forever so he probably wouldn't really want to give me anything.
whos dtf these days
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;44983438]Fuck life. I can't get a job. My family isn't going to have any money anymore because my step dad's liver is fucked and all he can do is a be a fucking burden on us, draining our money with medication he needs just to survive. He's turning into a massive douche all of a sudden too. I want to totally move out after this school year because I can't deal with this shit but I probably wont be able to because nobody fucking hires college students so I won't have money to support myself and my family sure as fuck can't and it's probably only a matter of time before they start asking me for money, which I will refuse to give to them. And they just won't stop pestering me about getting a job even though I keep telling them nobody is fucking hiring. I honestly have no idea what to do anymore. I'm almost thinking about asking my real dad for financial support, but I haven't talked to him in forever so he probably wouldn't really want to give me anything.[/QUOTE]
This kind of shit is why we should be like Sweden but god forbid taxes get raised by even 0.0001%
i swear to god im going to fuck you all
[editline]3rd June 2014[/editline]
[B]fuck
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all[/B]
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;44980009]Thoughts on it?[/QUOTE]
I think it's neato. $1300 neato? That remains to be seen. Nice and solid, consistent groups, overall just a well built nicely put together rifle. Granted people have been happy with $800 deltons but my marine uncle recommended the colt over it so meh. I guess it depends on what you'll be using it for. If it's just a range plinker go cheaper but if you're trusting your life to it, the way I see it if it's good enough for the military its good enough for my ass
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44982081]
also i think my super power is that i dont get hang overs[/QUOTE]
you may think that, but you don't. they sneak up on you man
further testing is required
[QUOTE=apoctank;44983999]I think it's neato. $1300 neato? That remains to be seen. Nice and solid, consistent groups, overall just a well built nicely put together rifle. Granted people have been happy with $800 deltons but my marine uncle recommended the colt over it so meh. I guess it depends on what you'll be using it for. If it's just a range plinker go cheaper but if you're trusting your life to it, the way I see it if it's good enough for the military its good enough for my ass[/QUOTE]
Huh. Right then. Guess I'll have to make my pick when the time comes. Thanks, yo.
Zao's avatar doe..
Someone tell me why i get really into Airsoft in the Summer when its way too hot here to play.
[QUOTE=mousecop;44984644]Zao's avatar doe..[/QUOTE]
Dat Pink Guy swag. Decided it was time for a change and who better than FF to represent.
Speaking of Filthy Frank, I was blasting the Pink Guy album the other day while driving around, and I kinda drove past a park full of kids while Peanutbutter was playing.
Kill Yourself needs to win a grammy
I've got a serious cat problem in my garden. Three or four cats keep walking around it on regular basis, pissing, shitting and ruining our plants. We're getting sick of it, and deterrents are either very expensive, or not practical because of how our garden is designed (In most cases, both).
There's no way we can block them from entering, we don't wan't any chemical shit, motion-sensor sprinklers are not feasible for us, and we can't use ultrasound because our neighbours have dogs and that would probably be bad for them as well. Moreover, from what I've seen on the net, the cats get scared at first, but then they get used to it. And seeing as my garden would require at least three units, around $65 each, that'd be throwing $195 down the drain.
Trapping. That's a problem as well, because some of the cats may not actually be feral. I think we'll need to round up every cat owner in our community and figure out which ones we can trap and send to a shelter, or some remote location.
If everything fails, I seriously consider to start shooting them with my airsoftegunne and maybe they'll learn that it hurts to be in our garden.
Now now, I like cats and I can't resist petting and snuggling the shit ouf of them if only they allow me to. But we have a serious problem that needs to be solved.
Starting to re-read the Salvation War series. I fucking love this shit.
[editline]3rd June 2014[/editline]
If anyone doesn't know what it is. It's a free two-book series that's online written by a guy who used to work for the DoD or some shit about a hypothetical invasion of Heaven and Hell in the 21st century and we fuck them up good.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;44982081]when youre cuddling just give her a little kiss on the cheek (or lips if youre feeling bold) and just let it progress naturally. dont just jump into make out mode.
[editline]2nd June 2014[/editline]
also i think my super power is that i dont get hang overs[/QUOTE]
i dont get hangovers but this morning i woke up and i think im still drunk
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;44986539]I've got a serious cat problem in my garden. Three or four cats keep walking around it on regular basis, pissing, shitting and ruining our plants. We're getting sick of it, and deterrents are either very expensive, or not practical because of how our garden is designed (In most cases, both).
There's no way we can block them from entering, we don't wan't any chemical shit, motion-sensor sprinklers are not feasible for us, and we can't use ultrasound because our neighbours have dogs and that would probably be bad for them as well. Moreover, from what I've seen on the net, the cats get scared at first, but then they get used to it. And seeing as my garden would require at least three units, around $65 each, that'd be throwing $195 down the drain.
Trapping. That's a problem as well, because some of the cats may not actually be feral. I think we'll need to round up every cat owner in our community and figure out which ones we can trap and send to a shelter, or some remote location.
If everything fails, I seriously consider to start shooting them with my airsoftegunne and maybe they'll learn that it hurts to be in our garden.
Now now, I like cats and I can't resist petting and snuggling the shit ouf of them if only they allow me to. But we have a serious problem that needs to be solved.[/QUOTE]
Not sure if this is an old wives tale, but apparently leaving half full bottles of water (the 2l or bigger ones) scares of cats. No idea why but my next door neighbor used to have the same problem so she left bottles where the cars came through and after a week they stopped
[editline]3rd June 2014[/editline]
and here is a few other things you can put on the ground where the cats normally shit / walk through
pine cones
ground up orange peels
white vinegar
coffee grinds.
Put catnip all over, they hate that stuff
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;44986601]Starting to re-read the Salvation War series. I fucking love this shit.
[editline]3rd June 2014[/editline]
If anyone doesn't know what it is. It's a free two-book series that's online written by a guy who used to work for the DoD or some shit about a hypothetical invasion of Heaven and Hell in the 21st century and we fuck them up good.[/QUOTE]
dude yes
battle of hit many brave suicide bombers allahu'd that day
Mythbusters tested a shitload of cat deterrents, including water bottles, and they did fuckall preventing the cats from entering the garden.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;44986539]I've got a serious cat problem in my garden. Three or four cats keep walking around it on regular basis, pissing, shitting and ruining our plants. We're getting sick of it, and deterrents are either very expensive, or not practical because of how our garden is designed (In most cases, both).
There's no way we can block them from entering, we don't wan't any chemical shit, motion-sensor sprinklers are not feasible for us, and we can't use ultrasound because our neighbours have dogs and that would probably be bad for them as well. Moreover, from what I've seen on the net, the cats get scared at first, but then they get used to it. And seeing as my garden would require at least three units, around $65 each, that'd be throwing $195 down the drain.
Trapping. That's a problem as well, because some of the cats may not actually be feral. I think we'll need to round up every cat owner in our community and figure out which ones we can trap and send to a shelter, or some remote location.
If everything fails, I seriously consider to start shooting them with my airsoftegunne and maybe they'll learn that it hurts to be in our garden.
Now now, I like cats and I can't resist petting and snuggling the shit ouf of them if only they allow me to. But we have a serious problem that needs to be solved.[/QUOTE]
try those ultrasonic pest control things. apparently they make some that are designed to ward off cats.
Part 2 in my crusade to choose a rifle:
I've been turned away from the HK91 type rifles because I hear they have serious difficulty with most surplus and not-top-of-the-line ammo types. This is a problem because if I'm going to shoot a .308 it basically will have to eat shit because I can't afford high-end .308 ammo.
In light of that, I'm looking at the stock DSA SA58s. Being that the FAL design is pretty similar to the G3 design (not mechanically, just in that it's a long, heavy, similarly shaped .308 battle rifle) and I hear they're a good bit less picky about ammo.
The Colt LE6920 still lurks in the shadows as the practical option though.
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