• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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could he please do it with a knife? thanks -gun owners of america
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;45020360]My father and I went 135 in a 45 and a cop went past in the other lane. He flashed his lights but didn't turn around lol.[/QUOTE] I drive like 80mph all the time (90/95 on the highway) and I've never been pulled over ever
[QUOTE=Tark;45022257]apparently a kid wanted to shoot up my graduation with an ar-15 it's weird when that happens, i don't even feel like i recognize how fucked up that is. i knew the kid too he never seemed like a bad guy, said he hated my entire class though. guess that's the way it usually is with these things we had one police officer there but it being montana i'm 100% sure there were atleast 10 guys with ccw; woo?[/QUOTE] The school next to mine caught some kid jacking off in the library. They searched his locker because they thought he was on drugs or something and found a list of all the other students he was going to "kill and drag to hell with him". He seemed pretty normal before that whole incident. Surprisingly, afterward, instead of transferring him to a mental school or something, they just moved him to my school to "separate him from his old classmates". I feel safe. [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] Also: going to the range tomorrow morning to shoot the Five-seveN. Should be fun.
Just bought an original Japanese release CD of Fightstar's They Liked You Better When You Were Dead. My favorite album. Plus a sweet Japanese CD sleeve yo. [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] guess I was too late for a merge this is awkward
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45020997]Queer Eye For The LP Guy [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/AMqej8.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] You must sharpie over the kitten's eyes for max JOBSEC.
I BOMBED THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
So hey I'm back from the cruise It went neat. There was lots of vodka, and I still have plenty left for another day. Had the very very intimate relations in a bed with one of my better friends and now I'm super unsure if we'll go anywhere forwards with that - part of me kinda wants to, part of me thinks it's better not to. It was super awkward afterwards because our other friends could totally tell we did it and we tried to play innocent despite literally being in the same cabin as them when it occured I kinda just gave her a neck-kiss and a cheeky smile when I said bye because I was super unsure what to do and that felt like a good middleground of "hey I do like you but let's take it chill and wait and see how we feel later ok" also we were both sober at the time, so it wasn't a drunken thing. we were mostly tired due to lack of sleep. [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] Eyyyy I just joined the club of talking personal stuff in deli lyfe nice
[QUOTE=catbarf;44993871]In the last week, I have been to South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Maine, and New Hampshire. I also found that I am starting work in Virginia in mid-July so need to find a place to live, and last week while driving in North Carolina I had to spend a night at a hospital because my girlfriend was in extreme pain, which turned out to be an infected kidney. So now, after finishing our vacation (which was otherwise great, but exhausting), I'm helping her move in to her new apartment since she isn't in a condition to do any heavy lifting, and we just got Internet access thirty minutes ago. I haven't had a day to rest in three weeks, but just another day or two of major work and then I should have some time to myself, and at the very least I like living here in New Hampshire and the Sig Sauer academy is right down the street from me. So yeah. How are you guys doing?[/QUOTE] Where in Virginia? [editline]7th June 2014[/editline] Also, remember how Indiana Jones survived all that ridiculous shit in the fourth one? It suddenly all made sense when i remembered that HE DRANK FROM THE HOLY GRAIL.
[QUOTE=Kman1;45026939]Where in Virginia?[/QUOTE] Northern edge, as close to DC as I can get. Notrabies and I have played a number of times in a field in Rockville, MD and I'm planning on going to Ballahack at some point.
Was cutting a lot of steel at work today with an oxy-acetylene torch, didn't realize how hot i was getting until i stepped out of my shoes and my socks made a wet squish with each step
Hot wrenches are always fun to play with.
plasma torch 4 lyfe
I hate plasma torches. They're always a hassle to set up.
Cuts like butter tho
It wouldn't make a good butter knife though
[QUOTE=Repulse`;45029678]Hot wenches are always fun to play with.[/QUOTE] Fixed that for you. ;)
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45030118]Cuts like butter tho[/QUOTE] butter isnt a very good cutting tool =I
Went to the shooting range today. Shot a couple boxes out of the Five-seveN and then rented a fully automatic MP5 and did a mag dump and then shot another mag on semi. Got video of the mag dump, I'll try to get it uploaded soon.
Hopefully I'll be going back for round 2 soon. They also have a Thompson, Uzi, and a PM12 that are fully automatic and I intend to magdump each of them as well.
So I had a fun few days. Graduation, senior all nighter (I won quite a few blackjack hands, and $50!), had my family and friends graduation party, then went to another grad party for a group of girls and went squaredancing. That last part was interesting to say the least. I fucked up the chain EVERY TIME except the last. My partner was super chill, so at least I didn't piss her off :v: Also I wore this shirt: [t]http://www.qcait.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Galaxy-Cat-Tshirt-from-Target.jpg[/t] to the all nighter. Put it in the wash today forgetting it was 100% cotton and shrunk it beyond wearability :c
I have to get a frenectomy :(
[QUOTE=theryan11;45032004]I have to get a frenectomy :([/QUOTE] where because that is important. it could be in your mouth, it could be your tongue orrrr it could be your dick. they're all going to be painful but at least one if going ot make something look bigger probably
[QUOTE=venom;45029534]Was cutting a lot of steel at work today with an oxy-acetylene torch, didn't realize how hot i was getting until i stepped out of my shoes and my socks made a wet squish with each step[/QUOTE] My best mate works in a steel works mechanics workshop that fixes all the giant trucks/machinery there and they've got a 5ft by 10ft heater that is used to heat up empty warehouses. He snap chatted me a pic a few weeks back of a guy that walked too close to it and it melted his overalls and his phone and wallet in his pocket. He said that from that day they had to draw a circle around the thing to warm people not to get too close because it just melts anything.
[QUOTE=paindoc;45032236]where because that is important. it could be in your mouth, it could be your tongue orrrr it could be your dick. they're all going to be painful but at least one if going ot make something look bigger probably[/QUOTE] My gums. Where can I buy roofies?
[QUOTE=theryan11;45034587]My gums. Where can I buy roofies?[/QUOTE] downtown toronto
[QUOTE=cardfan212;45030452]Fixed that for you. ;)[/QUOTE] Hey I could've been doing that last night at a party I went to, but she had a BF, Didn't want to get inbetween that stuff. She was giving to many signs that she wanted my D.
Woop I got my diploma.
[QUOTE=D3vils Buddy;45032741]warm people[/QUOTE] I bet it would seriously warm some people if they walked too close.
I'm a loser who spends hours thinking about what to text this girl because I'm afraid of being boring as fuck. [editline]8th June 2014[/editline] Like I've literally been trying to come up with something not boring to say for like 3 hours.
" Hey girl, I just suplexed a Grizzly bear and made a coat out of him, wanna fuck?"
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