Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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You have become bourgeoise scum
[QUOTE=Wulfram;45130843]I got a new map
I like maps[/QUOTE]
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Niko I can infact confirm they are genetically inferior uneducated scum matched only in social rights by that of a damp sock.
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this map is a gold mine
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So Canada was pretty cool eh. The view from the Socialist side of the Niagara Fallls is vastly superior. Also the border patrol took a car full of "ethnic" guys off to the side right in front of us on the way back into the US. #freedom
They were caught smuggling a maple leaf that was stuck under their windshield wipers.
I'm back from Denver Comic Con.
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I'm glad leon gerkin didn't get pbanned while i was gone
[editline]18th June 2014[/editline]
also i gotta boyfrien now
Gotta go to New Jersey tomorrow. It's the LP roadtrip. We're going to LossPreventionCon.
[editline]17th June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dr.Fragg;45132323]THE POLICE TURNED UP AT WORK TODAY.
CLASSIFIED
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You should have called me. I'm a detective.
So we've had terrible floods here every summer for the past five fucking years and the city has still done nothong to prevent them. And now the whole city lost power because of flooding.
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I had been staring at this for a while now and I just got this
Also my fat cat has hypoglycemia now so I have to feed her Twizzlers everyday or she dies.
[editline]18th June 2014[/editline]
It's either that or kitty insulin which comes in tiny little needles and it's adorable.
On top of the Mora knife, a Tac Force 705 and a Buck 110 are coming my way. At first I didn't have enough to cover shipping on the Tac Force but I started the free trial of Amazon prime and it gave me free fast shipping, says it'll be here in two days HUE HUE HUE
Not a bad start into a knife collection IMO; Mora was $13, Tac Force was $10, and the Buck was $40 but I've read so many good things about them all. And I've always made do with the knife on my Leatherman but it gets clunky with all the extra stuff I don't use all the time, I like the idea of EDC'ing a plain knife at my side so I don't have to fuss with it too much.
I had a knife collection awhile ago. I had a Becker BK3, a Classic KABAR, an Ontario M9, and an Ontario MK3 MOD 0. They were all pretty neat in their own right, but I sold all of them except for the MK3 MOD 0 to fund my kit.
Collecting them gets addictive really fast. I did not intend to buy all of those at almost $100 each.
After 2 months Walmart finally decided they might want to hire me back for the summer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIGGA MICHAEL/FISH MUFFINS
found gun shop near my house.
they have cheap SKS.
I want.
Dad doesnt like guns. (despite being really into that shit in the 60s and having a firearms liscence.)
[QUOTE=theryan11;45144680]found gun shop near my house.
they have cheap SKS.
I want.
Dad doesnt like guns. (despite being really into that shit in the 60s and having a firearms liscence.)[/QUOTE]
I'm sure when you can get your own firearms license the SKS will still be the cheapest semi auto rifle you can buy in Canada.
I donated some dosh to the Forgotten Weapons indiegogo. feels good man.
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also, dog
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[QUOTE=venom;45144280]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NIGGA MICHAEL/FISH MUFFINS[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45148990]<3333[/QUOTE]
i know you told me not to but i bought you a present on steam anyway
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ommmggggggggg
Luv u bb
I guess I adopted some cats today. There is this orange and white cat around my neighborhood that I call ashy Larry. He usually runs from me when he sees me. About 3 days ago I see another orange and white cat that is really friendly and let's me pick her up. Today after work I come home and there are 5 kittens walking around with the female cat. I think they're ashy Larry's kids. I had some cat treats around my house and gave them to them and I just got back from getting them a bag of food from Walmart. Here's one of the little tikes.
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I hate. I just hate.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI[/media]
There was a girl on my facebook who thought this was real.
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OH MAH GOD BAUHNEECE
I'm gonna start talking in third person now.
"Charlies in the trees!"
:v:
Apparently if you type "www" into youtube search the first thing that comes up is "www.xxxsexyllamas.com"
xxx sexy llamas... :suicide:
[video=youtube;Sv81MVKQMZw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv81MVKQMZw[/video]
what the fuck
how did i end up here on youtube
[editline]19th June 2014[/editline]
that thumbnail doe
[QUOTE=Dr.Fragg;45132487][img]http://puu.sh/9xIn3/0eeeddc85a.jpg[/img]
Niko I can infact confirm they are genetically inferior uneducated scum matched only in social rights by that of a damp sock.
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speaking of these, WoW maps have dicks at some places if you look close enough
[img]http://i.imgur.com/54CFBqi.jpg[/img]
So I signed the papers today, making me an employed worker.
Though, I have about 6 months left until I can go work all alone due to rules so I'm actually just a trainee, but when I spoke with the CEO he said that he doesn't wanna have to deal with any books or records or anything, so I'm getting fully paid right from the start, meaning I'm earning ~$20/h, or $3524/month :dance:
If there's one thing I really hate, it's when really attractive girls complain about being ugly. Especially because I'm pretty sure 99% of the time it's just looking for attention. For example, a girl on Facebook just posted about how she's saving up for plastic surgery because a few people made fun of her for having a big nose and she had like 100 comments on it and they're all "no ur beautfiul dont do that :("
Fuckin' first world problems to the max.
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