• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=felix the cat;45368847]rip blondie. your booty will be missed[/QUOTE] Food avatars mmmmmmmm
[QUOTE=apoctank;45360847]Go curb stomp the printer with a bunch of your coworkers[/QUOTE] as a Staples employee I give this my seal of approval
I just decided to look in the GMF for the first time in a while. What a horrible place.
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;45365804]but kill you already have the greatest avatar material [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OO8lc3q.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c9WxzLh.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zasujOu.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] oh good can anyone with gif editing skills have the first image as my avatar but then every 5-6 seconds it switches to the second/third avatar for a split second
today i got to screw around with a old webley flare gun [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/hessian69/-7518.jpg[/IMG] like this one
[QUOTE=Kill001;45370687]oh good can anyone with gif editing skills have the first image as my avatar but then every 5-6 seconds it switches to the second/third avatar for a split second[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Wc46XHJ.gif[/img]
Well hello new avatar RIP [IMG]http://i58.tinypic.com/16k97br.gif[/IMG]
The world will never be the same. What even is that avatar that you've used for all of forever?
I don't even know I've gotten so many pms regarding my last avatar
I think I pretty much just got my dream job. HGA is calling me Tuesday to confirm and discuss hours with me. They want me as an older and responsible person that can help run the store, so I won't have to be a ref like I was expecting. I is so excited!
Found a package with a bayonet, sling, cleaning kit, and mag pouch - all Polish - to match my AK. Also picking up a completely sacrilegious capitalist pig PMAG for the AK so I can have a mag that I don't feel guilty beating the shit out of.
[QUOTE=Joetehpsycho;45371748]I think I pretty much just got my dream job. HGA is calling me Tuesday to confirm and discuss hours with me. They want me as an older and responsible person that can help run the store, so I won't have to be a ref like I was expecting. I is so excited![/QUOTE] working as an airshit salesperson is so nice compared to reffing sure, you still have to deal with overexcited/uninformed children, but at least those children don't have bbgats and you're not standing in the sun i once managed to sell someone a vfc scar just by idle chat while fixing a gat :v:
Since starting at Walmart I've found a lot of weird shit that's been left in shopping carts. Today I found a pool noodle and an unopened pack of cigarettes. Yesterday I found a cart with two empty Advil boxes and a water bottle in it, which looked a little suspicious to me as if someone was popping pills in the parking lot. And then, later that night, I found a used fucking diaper in a cart. Also people leaving their kid's half eaten happy meal in the cart EVERY GOD DAMN TIME and then leaving it to rot out in the sun. I've also found two phones abandoned in shopping carts too.
People who leave used diapers anywhere but the trash need to be shot.
I've cleaned public bathrooms plenty of times, there are always people a million times lazier than you think you are. Leave toilet paper all around the trashcan rather than putting it in, or putting it halfway in the trash and leave the rest hanging down the side of the trash onto the floor, and then there are the people who leave diapers ON TOP OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHY CAN'T YOU PUT IT IN THE GOD DAMN TRASH YOU IMBECILE?! That's not even the worst of it.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;45371553]The world will never be the same. What even is that avatar that you've used for all of forever?[/QUOTE] Its a character from Touhou cumming =I
Not to be an ass, but that avatar was probably the #1 thing stopping me from feeling comfortable browsing the airsoft section while at work, so I'm honestly glad you switched it.
So I went to River City with a bunch of my friends today, and by 4:00 we were the last people there. The refs told us we could play whatever we wanted, so we set up a simple defend the VIP game with a twist: the defenders have to stay inside/immediately next to the VIP vehicle and the attackers don't win until they drag the VIP out and execute him. That plus a bunch of college guys who love to over-act when playing resulted in the gold that follows: I'm holding the camera in this video: [video=youtube;bCbW8XIqnvY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCbW8XIqnvY[/video] And I'm the guy with the tan M4 in this video: [video=youtube;sph_DQYa7Us]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sph_DQYa7Us&feature=youtu.be[/video] I also highly recommend you read the desciptions for both videos, I worked pretty hard on them...
[QUOTE=catbarf;45373177]Not to be an ass, but that avatar was probably the #1 thing stopping me from feeling comfortable browsing the airsoft section while at work, so I'm honestly glad you switched it.[/QUOTE] my mom walked up behind me while i was browsing fp, and she saw niko's "CHILD PORN PRODIGY" title, just glared at me and walked away
I live alone. Feels good and bad man
[QUOTE=upsideonion;45373578]my mom walked up behind me while i was browsing fp, and she saw niko's "CHILD PORN PRODIGY" title, just glared at me and walked away[/QUOTE] Keep your door closed and eventually your parents will learn to knock before coming in. It worked for me.
yeah, no. I told my mom that I wanted her to knock on my door since it doesnt have a lock and I have no privacy, so now she knocks like twice then comes in anyway, or bangs on the door until I yell at her asking what she wants
I made a strictly bbwarz facebook because I'm tired of getting the boot from groups for my profile pic and lack of content, so you guys should be my friends: [url]https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007486725573[/url]
[QUOTE=catbarf;45373177]Not to be an ass, but that avatar was probably the #1 thing stopping me from feeling comfortable browsing the airsoft section while at work, so I'm honestly glad you switched it.[/QUOTE] Since after a while I stopped explicitly noticing it as the weird, awkward shit that it was for 3+ years, I wonder how many people at school noticed it over my shoulder while I passively browsed FP. [editline]12th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=upsideonion;45373578]my mom walked up behind me while i was browsing fp, and she saw niko's "CHILD PORN PRODIGY" title, just glared at me and walked away[/QUOTE] I had to explain CPPs when this happened haha.
[QUOTE=upsideonion;45373578]my mom walked up behind me while i was browsing fp, and she saw niko's "CHILD PORN PRODIGY" title, just glared at me and walked away[/QUOTE] Sorry lol
this has happened to me too :I
My mom asked me hysterically if iI was watching childporn once
I was wearing tight pants and my mom asked me if I was gay. That one was hard to explain.
Wow I didn't realize my title has caused problems lol
shit
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