• Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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where da hood where da hood
as long as you're enjoying it, that's the important thing. i'm actually pretty jelly, it sounds like loads of fun. it's pretty hard to find a job that you really enjoy doing all/most of the time
It's also cool because sometimes you really do get to stop a shoplifter or some fraud or help a lost kid or a customer find their purse and than all the sudden you're a hero for like five minutes. I also get to wear rent-a-cop gear. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/pNKiRi.jpg[/t]
literally the only aspect of my job that I like is 2 of my coworkers [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] also, the other day I saw a Target loss prevention guy and I thought of you
[QUOTE=venom;45443284]as long as you're enjoying it, that's the important thing. i'm actually pretty jelly, it sounds like loads of fun. it's pretty hard to find a job that you really enjoy doing all/most of the time[/QUOTE] I consistently say its pretty hard to find anyone as enthusiastic about their jobs as codemoney
[video=youtube;6DGg6XsYTJ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGg6XsYTJ8[/video]
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45443300]It's also cool because sometimes you really do get to stop a shoplifter or some fraud or help a lost kid or a customer find their purse and than all the sudden you're a hero for like five minutes. I also get to wear rent-a-cop gear. [t]http://i.cubeupload.com/pNKiRi.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] i thought you were asian what the fuck
Kinda not really. 25% Japanese on my Mother's side. My grandmother is from Japan but I've kind of disowned her at this point so as far as I'm concerned I'm just a white weaboo now. [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] I mean Detective.
snip nevermind I was wrong
i always thought you looked like an asian ender007 with a smaller beard
Nope. Never had a beard either in my life. I always figured I'd grow one when I got fired and was unemployed but I've never been fired or unemployed more than two weeks.
if you ever need to quit for any reason show up to work with a redneck-styled beard with a bunch of lit cigarettes in it and go up to your boss, look him dead in the eye and say "this ain't hopscotch mother fucker", then throw throw your beard on the ground and let the store burn down [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] i have no clue where that was going
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45443534]Nope. Never had a beard either in my life. I always figured I'd grow one when I got fired and was unemployed but I've never been fired or unemployed more than two weeks.[/QUOTE] Grow a beard like a special forces guy and ride a mule around for your loss prev. job.
I prefer Alpaca myself.
First day at the new job. Get to use a leaf blower to clean all the BBs out of the arenas.. Also, I get to be a referee if anybody shows up.
I'm just waiting for September to roll around so I can start working for Overkill.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;45445784]I'm just waiting for September to roll around so I can start working for Overkill.[/QUOTE] By Overkill you mean the guys who made Payday 2?
Management at Walmart has officially lost their mind
Yesterday my ex texted me asking if we could be friends on facebook and sent me a request. Instant no. [video=youtube;7WH1Bsdzh7A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH1Bsdzh7A[/video]
[url]http://staff.pausd.org/~fgonzales/Gonzales_Tutorials/Sbac_Student_Tools.html[/url] school just sent everyone this tutorial for taking the new Common Core test next year. Can you guys watch it and let me know if the background music sounds like an Acoustic Guitar cover of the Game of Thrones theme? Or are my ears shitting me?
Haha WOW fragg and harry just told me and a bunch of my friends including my boyfriend that they've been "pretending to be friends with us, you're all losers" Called my boyfriend a girl, insulted me, lead_poisoning and a bunch of others directly and then gloated about having AAA gaming PCs or whatever the fuck. What the fucking fuck. [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] Like seriously I'm so fucking upset with these two right now, Fragg's been a decent member of this community for a while and while we've always kind of had issues with each other this is taking shit too fucking far. I feel like you guys should know what kind of backstabbing asshole you're all dealing with on here.
I didn't actually insult lead, he is sound as fuck, could you please leave this out of the thread and not attempt a pathetic bandwagon against us. Trying to turn people against us is pretty damned low even for you.
For the record we never insulted Lead, also your boyfriend IS a girl. How's that not overreacting going?
You called him a quote unquote "Pathetic excuse for a man" in your exiting remark and if you're not going to let me talk to you about it directly I'm going to bring it here.
that's russ
[QUOTE=TLBrethren;45446943]For the record we never insulted Lead, also your boyfriend IS a girl. How's that not overreacting going?[/QUOTE] Jake is not a girl. You're being a close-minded asshole, big surprise as usual. [editline]20th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=cowsaysoink;45446951]that's russ[/QUOTE] My mistake then seeing as lead has started hosting the minecraft server, still extremely uncalled for.
In that case you're going to have some very awkward moments with your "boyfriend". Anyway we're done here.
[QUOTE=TLBrethren;45446966]In that case you're going to have some very awkward moments with your "boyfriend". Anyway we're done here.[/QUOTE] Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Erm, don't worry that's not likely to happen, I learnt how to open and close doors correctly when I was young, as opposed to having my maid do it for me. (^:
[QUOTE=TLBrethren;45446988]Erm, don't worry that's not likely to happen, I learnt how to open and close doors correctly when I was young, as opposed to having my maid do it for me. (^:[/QUOTE] What maid? What the fuck are you on about?
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