Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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What exactly are chicken fries?, because I don't think we have them in the UK either, though I haven't been to Burger King in about 14 years so I might be wrong.
want to hear something even [b][i][u]MORE[/b][/i][/u] depressing????
i am a vegetarian from birth
You poor soul.
Now that we can grow meat in a lab without harming any animal in the process, would you try that meat?
[QUOTE=-GriFF-;45662477]What exactly are chicken fries?, because I don't think we have them in the UK either, though I haven't been to Burger King in about 14 years so I might be wrong.[/QUOTE]
It's basically chicken nuggets or chicken strips, but in a more convenient and questionable shape.
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Right, ok I'm gonna have to concede to someone thats been to Burger king more recently than I have.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45660027]I actually got some like an hour ago but yeah I'll be there[/QUOTE]
I actually found myself with chicken fries in my mouth less than 20 minutes after I found out they existed again. Absolutely worth it.
[QUOTE=-GriFF-;45662647]Right, ok I'm gonna have to concede to someone thats been to Burger king more recently than I have.[/QUOTE]
They also have this weird seasoning on them that tastes sort of odd at first but grows on you really quickly.
no
id rather just eat quorn cos its fukn good
i also dont like bowel cancer
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@fish
[QUOTE=notrabies;45663004]They also have this weird seasoning on them that tastes sort of odd at first but grows on you really quickly.[/QUOTE]
Literally or figuratively?
God I feel shitty right now. 9 hours, 500 miles on the road. I think this is the first time I've had to fill up my tank twice in one day
Ohh man guys look what I got.
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[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45663827]Ohh man guys look what I got.
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Let the arms race begin:
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oh man I'm totally going to burger king either later tonight or tomorrow
They didn't bring back chicken fries in Canada.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45663827]Ohh man guys look what I got.
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I miss the old box with the sauce slot, had some earlier today and tasted a little bit different.
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Fuck now I want some more now
my friend and i heard that our school's ASB was planning to make a "humans of" page for our high school, so naturally we jacked the domain and are filling it up with pictures of our schoolmates with war flashbacks ghosting in senior prank no regrets
[url]https://www.facebook.com/HumansOfMilpitasHigh[/url]
I wrote this because that "Rome-Sweet-Rome" shit was super disappointing. Let me know if you guys think it's cool or not.
[quote]
Marcus Aurelius had never seen anything like it before. They had rolled into the village only this morning and now they were aiding them and refusing all compensation. They spoke a language wildly different than his own, their equipment was equally strange. Their armor was made of cloth, linens with strange speckled patterns on them. They rode into the village on growling horse-less chariots which caused the women and young ones to flee in terror. After a few hours they had managed to reverse their frightful entrance and instead drawn the citizens out of their homes. Children danced around their chariots while the men standing inside them tossed treats to them.
The Empire had been stretched thin by the recent war, all able bodied men from the village drafted into her many legions and for the past several weeks the village had been molested by bands of bandits living in the adjacent town. With no way to defend themselves they were free to steal and rape as they pleased. Marcus had believed that these new arrivals were with them but he was soon proven wrong. After a brief meeting of the elders with the leaders of the group whom referred to themselves as “Mah-Reens” they had decided that he would be the one to guide them to the hill overlooking the bandit stronghold where they volunteered their services to rid the village of the barbarians.
Now he found himself on that same hill with several of these men. Though he could not see barely a stones throw from his eyes in this darkness apparently the Mah-Reens could by using devices they affectionately called “N-Vee-Gees” and with a quick description of the compound the bandit leader called home he heard the Man-Reens recount a strange spell into a metal box which recounted the spell back to them.
"Rolling Thunder, this is Rick James, SEAD over."
"Rick James, this is Rolling Thunder. SEAD out."
"Grid to suppress: BW552911. Grid to mark: BW553978, over."
"Rolling Thunder copies all, go ahead."
"SA Six Gainful, non-standard, -1 to -20, +20 +2. 5 rounds, HEVT. CAS, TOT 62. Request splash, over."
"Message to observer. Alpha, three rounds, HE delay in effect. Three guns. Bravo, two rounds, two guns. SEAD, CAS, TOT 62. Target number: HN5209. Request Splash, out."
For a moment all was silent. Marcus was sure that whatever magic they had attempted most certainly failed when an ever increasing noise caught his attention. It was a whistling noise and he frantically craned his head around to find it’s source only to discover it was directly above him and than the most terrible trembling shook the ground under him and a series of giant fireballs enveloped the village at the bottom of the hill, roughly where the bandit stronghold had been, burning debris ejected far from it’s source.
"Splash. Over."
"Splash. Out."
"Abort this target, end of mission: target suppressed. Over."
"Aborting target, end of mission, target suppressed. Out."
The Mah-Reens began to collect their rucksacks and other instruments. The compound aflame, surely there were no survivors and for the first time Marcus believed the tales of magic from his youth to be true and these Mah-Reens were the most powerful of all mages.[/quote]
you mean
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;45662495]want to hear something even [b][i][u]MORE[/b][/i][/u] depressing????
i am a v[B]a[/B]getarian from birth[/QUOTE]
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i know u swim in pussy
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45665856]I wrote this because that "Rome-Sweet-Rome" shit was super disappointing. Let me know if you guys think it's cool or not.[/QUOTE]
That was the best thing I've ever read.
I just had a dream where I was like 29, came home from work wearing suit and tie.
Kids on the couch, cute girl next to em etc.
Then I woke up and realised how cruel the human brain can be sometimes lol.
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Got a game coming up in a month at our own CQB City:
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Lookin good.
I wrote another one. I basically plagiarized the scenario from Gate - Jietai but it's not like I'm selling this to anyone. Unlike the Rome Sweet Rome guy.
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The column of Humvees were travelling at full speed, rocking and tumbling side to side as they crossed the open field. The M2's were keeping the thing at bay but they weren't killing it, though judging from the bloody pock marks they left all over the scaly serpent it certainly didn't enjoy the attention the Corp was lavishing on it. Naturally, when the thing first appeared it was hard to believe but surely enough it was a real live dragon and the stories about them breathing fire had proven to be correct as was evidenced by the fact their supply truck was now inflames and Scarface 2 now had a couple of unwelcome guests from H&S riding along with them. The alternative was to leave the water-boys flailing around their wrecked truck and no one had any desire to find out if dragons truly ate people today.
"Carlos, stop the fucking truck!" Barked Sergeant Willis to the driver whom, with much reluctance did as told, slamming on the brake and throwing the occupants forward. "Wong, AT-4!" He continued with his commands, throwing himself out of the truck with the giant winged beast fast approaching. It only took a moment for Specialist Wong to produce the cylindrical tube from the backseat and toss it to the waiting Sergeant. Muscle memory kicked in and Willis cleared the two safeties and set his finger on the trigger. No need to adjust his sights, it was a big mother-fucker and it was danger close. "Clear backblast!" He shouts. "Backblast clear!" a chorus of stressed Marines repeat and with a tense silence there was a loud 'thwomp'
The 84mm HE rocket was traveling almost 1,000 feet per second when the warhead embedded it's self 14 inches into the thick hide of the beast that was looming over Scarface's worn-out battle wagon. It took a fraction of the second for the fuse to ignite the 440 grams of high explosives that literally ripped the mythical creature in half as it's head split from the rest of it's body. The creature went into convulsions, it's wings failing to keep it's limp body in flight as it tumbled helplessly into the ground, skidding into the dirt until it rested in a school bus sized crater, it's head just barely hanging on by a small section of hide. It was clearly dead, but that didn't stop Scarface Actual from putting a couple of 40 Mike-Mike's into it's head for good measure.
Their interpreter was a local man, hired from a village by the Marines a few days ago to ride along and do some translations for them. He would later recount to his friends and family and incredible story of the Battle-Mages whom were able to fell a Flame Dragon with a simple ancient tome. "Clear Backblast" was all need be said for the Gods to cast their flames at the direction of the Mah-Reen whom commanded the Rod-of-Fire. In all of their history no one had ever managed to kill a Flame Dragon but these Mah-Reens had slain one with what seemed relative ease. He did not understand much of what the Mah-Reens told him but he did understand one thing; That Uncle Sam was a vengeful God and it was unwise to displease him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zao Medong;45666276]you mean
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i know u swim in pussy[/QUOTE]
o man
typo's eh?
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im such a fat
Still in San Diego, and I was paddle boarding when suddenly I hear this loud noise and two blackhawks fly over at what couldn't have been more than 150, [I]maybe[/I] 200 feet tops with a bunch of guys in tan uniforms with their legs dangling out the sides(too far to tell, but I would assume they were marines since MCRD and Pendleton are so close)
[QUOTE=apoctank;45671654]Still in San Diego, and I was paddle boarding when suddenly I hear this loud noise and two blackhawks fly over at what couldn't have been more than 150, [I]maybe[/I] 200 feet tops with a bunch of guys in tan uniforms with their legs dangling out the sides(too far to tell, but I would assume they were marines since MCRD and Pendleton are so close)[/QUOTE]
Marines don't use Black Hawks/variants. Much more likely to be Navy aircraft and personnel, but Marine personnel is still a possibility.
The BK near me was closed at 9pm last night and I couldn't get any chicken fries so I got Chinese from a little hole in the wall place across the street.
I had chicken fingers, close enough.
TL;DW: Armageddon is coming unless we legislate god Christianity back into the government.
that is pretty much what I was expecting it to be about
For some reason I'm in the mood for songs with catchy saxophone lines.
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