Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I'm moving into my apartment in a week. Gotta buy all my furniture there since I can only fit so much in my car. Also I cannot wait to hang a nugget on the wall above my bed to defend from the fascist pigs.
[QUOTE=cardfan212;45677968]For some reason I'm in the mood for songs with catchy saxophone lines.[/QUOTE]
I heard this a while back.
[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=yzCWGGG2gQc[/video]
I love it
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I've made up my mind. I'm going to try and go to university in the U.S. I've always wanted to go there and I'm eligible for a few engineering courses. It's a long way from home but it'll be worth it.
I hope.
Rode a bus line today for like the first time in my life. i live a sheltered life lmao.
expected scary bag ladies and hobos. was pleasantly surprised to find people my age and normal looking dudes
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worst pageking 2014
#1stworldadventures
Truly an adventure.
I honestly thought I was going to be stabbed on my first bus journey but it was just full of old women.
The last time I was on a bus there was a group of neckbeards talking about girls and they were referring to them as females.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;45700535]The last time I was on a bus there was a group of neckbeards talking about girls and they were referring to them as females.[/QUOTE]
As long as they weren't referring to them as "Boyfriend-free girl's"
On the off chance someone knows to what I am referring, please don't inflict [I]it[/I] on those fortunate enough not to.
Having a 50/50 day.
I just had to have my cat put down, which has me down pretty hard right now.
But I also got a promotion and become the assistant manager of High Ground Airsoft tomorrow.
wow
i take buses all the time
i might need to make a bus travel etiquette handbook for new world people
Whats the US equivalent to a half eaten bag of chips crushed into the floor of the bus?
[QUOTE=-GriFF-;45700884]Whats the US equivalent to a half eaten bag of chips crushed into the floor of the bus?[/QUOTE]excuse you we call them crisps over here thanks
So back in middle school there was this bus route that was used by so many people(all students at my school), that they had to bring 2 buses every day, and even then each one was jam packed. Now just think about that for a minute, a bus full of middle schoolers being supervised by a single adult who, 9 times out of 10, hates life and doesn't give a shit. Yea. It was just as bad as it sounds. Anyway, one time there were a bunch of airheads throwing shit back and forth at each other, and some particularly gifted idiot throws a whole orange towards the back of the bus. Well there is this air vent at the back of the bus that leads directly to the engine... I'm not sure if this entirely took the engine out but the bus driver flipped his shit and slammed on the breaks and started screaming over the buses intercom thingy. The guy who did it ran for it and we had to wait for another bus to pick us all up
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man that story always seems 10x more funny in person
[QUOTE=TerrorShield;45700992]excuse you we call them crisps over here thanks[/QUOTE]
I was actually referring to chips as in (not shit) "fries" :v:, but I don't know if you knew that or what now.
Fuck I knew this would cause confusion..
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Why can't you yanks just speak fucking english.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;45700535]The last time I was on a bus there was a group of neckbeards talking about girls and they were referring to them as females.[/QUOTE]
And codemonkey3 is smoking a cigar in the back wearing a trench coat with fedora talking about "dames"
Heard you were talking shit
wait why am i dumb
i was referring to codemonkey as a detective
one time in engineering i had a breadboard of buttons that sounded like a typewriter so i spent the whole time manically smashing the buttons talking abōut dames and shit in a gritty old new york detective voice
that was a good day
[QUOTE=upsideonion;45704302]wait why am i dumb
i was referring to codemonkey as a detective[/QUOTE]
con-fucking-gratulations you just described code as a stereotypical neckbeard fedora m'lady shitbag
my merge
fuck
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I guess since he is wearing a fedora i must be referring to him as a neckbeard
[B][U][I]""""dames"""[/I][/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45450446]i knew that [U]dame[/U] was trouble, first time i laid eyes on her.
it was a stormy night, but then again, what night isnt? i lean back in my chair, and kick my feet on the table. blades of light spill though the blinds onto my face. i take a drag from my cigarette, bathing the office in a red glow.
a figure approaches my office door, its black silhouette growing bigger with each step. i reach for my revolver in my coat, and cock the hammer back.
"Hello? Mistah VanBuren?"
I relax. Its just a [U]dame[/U]. I ease the hammer back into place.
"yeah, come in," i gruffly reply.
A girl like I aint never seen walks in. Her hair is long and wavy, glitters like gold. her eyes bright despite the darkness. and her lips like a poisonous apple.
"Oh mistah VanBuren, I need some help," she lowers her head and gives me puppy dog eyes. dammit, i cant turn her away.
I look her in the eyes and say, "Dont worry, miss, everything will be okay. [I]Im a detective[/I]."[/QUOTE]
Working hard at Mr. Burlington's Coat Factory.
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I'm gonna need a list of the people that you heard honking that day for reasons.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45704482]Working hard at Mr. Burlington's Coat Factory.
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your partner is a huge and imposing (because hes tall and feckin ripped) black dude isn't he?
edit: autocorrect tried to change "hes tall" to vandal Windows 8 you racist asshole
[t]http://i.imgur.com/IZDjBdD.jpg[/t]
Unloading it off the trailer tomorrow.
Yeah. Big Mike is fucking ripped and huge but he's actually Syrian. He's not all that tough despite the looks. He's a cool guy.
Little Mike is my Supervisor and he's a black guy shorter but he's cool too, doesn't take shit and doesn't afraid of anything. That's his van.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45704700]Yeah. Big Mike is fucking ripped and huge but he's actually Syrian. He's not all that tough despite the looks. He's a cool guy.
Little Mike is my Supervisor and he's a black guy shorter but he's cool too, doesn't take shit and doesn't afraid of anything. That's his van.[/QUOTE]
Please tell me little mike is some reference to Big Mike from the tv show Chuck. Also neat thats he's syrian, friend of ours is as well. Dude is like the nicest guy I know. His home is in Damascus though and its been completely destroyed in the civil war :/
I'm unduly excited for College. I completely love my campus and look forward to being able to take the classes I want to for my major in a few years. And I'm taking Honors Physics (which will probably [B][U]suck[/U][/B]) so I can learn some astrophysics and quantum physics type stuff. Class apparently is stupidly difficult, but quite a few of my friends love the Prof and all the course reviews about him have him at a 4/5 for enthusiasm which is HUGE for making a good prof.
Now time for media dump, just so I can share some of the cool spots around campus. University of Washington, Seattle location (primary campus).
Suzallo Library Reading Room, everyone calls it the hogwarts library lol
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Suzzallo_Reading_Room_02.jpg[/t]
Looks pretty neat from the outside too :D
[t]http://picturingkipi.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/dsc_0097-copy.jpg[/t]
and apparently we're famous for the cherry blossom trees on our quad every spring.
[t]http://cdn4.vtourist.com/4/5023793-Cherry_trees_on_UW_campus_Seattle.jpg[/t]
tbh though most of the actual campus is pretty ugly I'll leave any of you who care enough to google it and witness the horror. I'll use my dorm as an example. Which is super old and apparently so fugly only black and white photos of it exist
[t]https://www.washington.edu/admin/ada/209-l.jpg[/t]
I'd like to see photos of where the rest of y'all are gonna end up, its kinda neat to be able to see where interwebz friends are
They're both named Mike. One is big, one is small. That's all.
and you're mike wazowski :v:
I really, REALLY want some of this Afghan gray chocolate chip. I have a hardon for odd camo patterns.
[img]http://i48.servimg.com/u/f48/11/28/71/91/afghan10.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Malikyte;45705584]I really, REALLY want some of this Afghan gray chocolate chip. I have a hardon for odd camo patterns.[/QUOTE]Finding ROKM digitiger pants to complete my set has been nigh impossible. There was one on auction when I got my shirt, but I have a notification system that tells me when items are put up and there hasn't been any since. #rarepatternproblems
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I'm not even going to try looking into latpat and ucp-d. Leaving that to kill and wulf to deal with lol.
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