Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I bought this.
[t]http://tncautomotive.com/eBaypics/Toyota/Tacoma/98-04_GGBK4.jpg[/t]
The guard, not the truck. I already have one of those.
Destroyed my Galaxy S4's screen on accident, luckily we have some sort of AT&T insurance plan to get a replacement. Replacement phone was ordered at 4 PM yesterday, arrived at noon today. That went much better than expected.
i ate the booty
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45913267]i ate the booty[/QUOTE]
I cant wait to join the club. I'll hopefully be seeing my lady love this month.
[editline]7th September 2014[/editline]
i hope youre not talking about a named deli sandwich or something
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;45913114]I bought this.
[t]http://tncautomotive.com/eBaypics/Toyota/Tacoma/98-04_GGBK4.jpg[/t]
The guard, not the truck. I already have one of those.[/QUOTE]
I bought this:
[IMG]http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/wcsstore/CVWEB/staticproductimage//11/large/5210399_prb_p72949_pri_larg.jpg[/IMG]
The Camaro has claimed yet another alternator.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45913267]i ate the booty[/QUOTE]
Sounds like story time.
[video=youtube;YDySlnVcIAw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDySlnVcIAw[/video]
Real niggas eat booty.
[QUOTE=notrabies;45913351]I bought this:
[IMG]http://shop.advanceautoparts.com/wcsstore/CVWEB/staticproductimage//11/large/5210399_prb_p72949_pri_larg.jpg[/IMG]
The Camaro has claimed yet another alternator.
Sounds like story time.[/QUOTE]
the story is the i licked her butthole and it was nice.
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45913597]the story is the i licked her butthole and it was nice.[/QUOTE]
that does not appeal to me in the slightest
I think I need these posters for my dorm room
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(i loved that movie to an unhealthy extent)
Oh shit. I'm a gun club member now.
The other day, me and my dad went up to Horsford Range to see about joining one of the gun clubs that run there. My dad had been going there with his grandfather since he was a kid, fired Thompson SMGs and colt 1911s and M1 Garands. This was pre rifleban of course.
He walked into the range and everyone recognised him. He asked if he could join a gun club and they were like "your kid wanna join too?"
I could not so yes fast enough.
Dad can't decide between buying a .22Rimfire semi auto, or .223 Straight pull AR-15.
Either way I am a happy man.
[editline]7th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45913597]the story is the i licked her butthole and it was nice.[/QUOTE]
Lucky fuck. I tried to do this with my ex a while back but she wasn't keen.
So I'm cycling downhill across this big ass bridge last night coming back from work.
Some drunk guys spot me and one of em raised his hand, I got scared and reflex slapped him across the face..
Right before that happened he said "hey ma-".
He tried to be friendly and I slapped his shit going 15mph :V the guilt...
I've had a friend do the exact same thing to me. He was cycling towards me, I held out my hand to wave to him,and he slapped me in the face. It was like "Hay man, whats...."
Funny for those with me. Not so much for me.
[QUOTE=Holt!;45914446]Lucky fuck. I tried to do this with my ex a while back but she wasn't keen.[/QUOTE]
yeah not surprised if she was your ex tbh
I could never lick someone's ass. I'd be to scared of eating shit.
So I've been chatting with an friend of mine I met 1 and a half years ago, we started dating :v:
We held hands
If you are afraid of eating shit then your girl needs to up her hygiene skills. Or only do it after showers.
tried taking the online permit test for driving, but i took the practice tests for a little over an hour
pretty much none of the content on the practice was even related to the test, and i failed
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45917539]If you are afraid of eating shit then your girl needs to up her hygiene skills. Or only do it after showers.[/QUOTE]
Well first of all I'd need a girl who I'm actually dating and not being in the awkward place of wanting to tell her that I have feelings for and being afraid of being awkward about it.
Also only do it if she shaves the b hole
Oh man I really wanna eat the booty
Yeah there wasn't any taste, and she said it just felt like a nice massage. But for your butthole
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;45917539]If you are afraid of eating shit then your girl needs to up her hygiene skills. Or only do it after showers.[/QUOTE]
Okay so this is like 5 years ago when my sexual activities started going all over the place with my current gf.
Bitch is really horny, and I mean.. she was slithering around on the bed with dem eyes just begging for the D right? Tough luck, she's on her period.
Hey wanna try anal, just play around? Okay sure.
Insert finger, it goes alright.. she moans a little.. get some lube going.
Insert 2 finger, I hit something solid back there.
Nope.avi mission abort
Dragged her under the shower and did her in the vag instead.
This was my last and PROBALLY my only attempt at anal.
Lesson learned: be prepared.
Now I hope I never meet Dutch Facepunchers because they will remember this and give me looks.
My girl has super light periods so we just do it normally
That feel when someone passes you a blunt then you realize they eat ass.
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Deli lyfe v.10: IFAP eats ass edition
Turning the conversation away from arse.
Are Magpul iphone cases any good?
Considering getting myself one in a suitably camo colour like DT or FG
isn't it sad when you are in the final phase of a project and you've been stuck there for more than a week
What project is it?
[QUOTE=Holt!;45919043]Turning the conversation away from arse.
Are Magpul iphone cases any good?
Considering getting myself one in a suitably camo colour like DT or FG[/QUOTE]
I can tell you when I get my Galaxy S4 case from them.
[QUOTE=paindoc;45914434]that does not appeal to me in the slightest
I think I need these posters for my dorm room
[t]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjQ5WDEwMzk=/z/DwkAAMXQydtTKQin/$_57.JPG[/t]
[t]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTQ0MlgxMDAw/z/fUgAAMXQLoZR35t6/$(KGrHqFHJDcFHHBdmBhDBR35t51dK!~~60_57.JPG[/t]
(i loved that movie to an unhealthy extent)[/QUOTE]
Wrong. You need Yoji Shinkawa.
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