Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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just give them a rainbow kiss
Well uuhh... Anyone got any tips for an Internet dating rookie? :v: how do I start a good conversation?
I trust you guys are better than the guys over at love discussions thread :>
[QUOTE=jomt1234;46458556]Well uuhh... Anyone got any tips for an Internet dating rookie? :v: how do I start a good conversation?
I trust you guys are better than the guys over at love discussions thread :>[/QUOTE]
send dick pics
K so from my tinder experience i've gotten 12 matches in the past week that i've used it and have hooked up with 4 of them and so here is my tutorial.
always read their profile because it usually has some important detail that you shouldn't miss. Every convo i've started i said something regarding their profile, whether it be a sincere question or some witty dumb remark as long as you show interest in them you will get a response.
second thing, ask about them, give enough info about yourself that she stays interested, but then steer the convo back towards her.
now eventually one of the two of you will steer the convo to sex, because thats what tinder is, it's for hookups. Here is how you secure the deal, tell her you eat pussy, then give a little description, and you sealed the deal. girls love a guy who can give good head so you need to read and watch and learn
also remember that a huge part of eating pussy is the foreplay so put a little attention to that as well
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ive never actually been on a tinder date yet, since saturday its just been casual sex
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;46461358]K so from my tinder experience i've gotten 12 matches in the past week that i've used it and have hooked up with 4 of them and so here is my tutorial.
always read their profile because it usually has some important detail that you shouldn't miss. Every convo i've started i said something regarding their profile, whether it be a sincere question or some witty dumb remark as long as you show interest in them you will get a response.
second thing, ask about them, give enough info about yourself that she stays interested, but then steer the convo back towards her.
now eventually one of the two of you will steer the convo to sex, because thats what tinder is, it's for hookups. Here is how you secure the deal, tell her you eat pussy, then give a little description, and you sealed the deal. girls love a guy who can give good head so you need to read and watch and learn
also remember that a huge part of eating pussy is the foreplay so put a little attention to that as well
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ive never actually been on a tinder date yet, since saturday its just been casual sex[/QUOTE]
I was really expecting you to then say "and grab them by the throat and jam their head into your crotch while saying pikachu"
On that note, casual consensual sex is A-OK!
jesus christ this new shag master hoodie is soft as FUCK
totally different material compared to my older one, it somehow manages to be even more comfortable, but seems much lighter and fluffier so I'm not sure it will be quite as indestructible, time will tell
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also has a slightly larger hood visor and new seam welds on the thumbholes made of fleece, which are nice updates to the old design
10/10 would look like a black bear again
[QUOTE=RidingKeys;46446709]It was fun and wild but I don't plan on repeating it. Sex with ur ex isn't for the best.[/QUOTE]
I fucked one of my exes a few times.
I got Chlamydia.
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[QUOTE=CottonTM;46455441]I'm taking this into sportclips and telling them to do my hair like this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Cvb6eYd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's how I wear my hair now. Sportclips is surprisingly good at that style.
i didnt arma cause we had a meet tonight
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i got 115+ funny ratings on a post
i made a goal when i created my account to get 100+ likes on a post
my life is complete
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46457786]I got matched with a cute girl on tinder once and we agreed to go for coffee but that ended up not happening.
On the plus side that girl I went for lunch with last week does seem to be kind of interested in me but I don't want to jump to conclusions too quickly[/QUOTE]
Here's a tip taepdong... Don't think about whether or not she's interested in you... just focus on being friends. You'll find your life 100% easier if you do this. Trust me.
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pls work lol
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;46464837][img]http://puu.sh/cMJXq/5ed2bf137d.PNG[/img]
pls work lol[/QUOTE]
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if that has tinder posts then that shit is stupid tinder is an app about hooking up with people and if you are using it to find friends you're an idiot
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;46464837][img]http://puu.sh/cMJXq/5ed2bf137d.PNG[/img]
pls work lol[/QUOTE]
Im sorry dude thats an AWFUL pickup line :v:
I always find it hilarious as to how awkward some people are when it comes to a simple "wanna fuck" type meet.
the way its worded makes it sound like you are wearing the dress
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god damnit merge
that was the intention
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so far shit like that has been working for me though which is why im continuing with it
[QUOTE=3bwii;46464233]Here's a tip taepdong... Don't think about whether or not she's interested in you... just focus on being friends. You'll find your life 100% easier if you do this. Trust me.[/QUOTE]
I asked her out within a week of meeting her because I just want to be friends. She knew from the beginning that I was interested in her in a sexual/romantic way because, to paraphrase myself, I straight up said the only reason I came to talk to her was because I thought her hair was a really cool colour and it made her look really cute. I'm past the realm of focusing on just friendship. A++ advice.
sometimes I think that many years of believing I was a social fuckup have actually made me a social fuckup
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I guess the enlisted ranks don't stop at E9 anymore. Boy, things sure have changed since I enlisted back in '08!
People like her are why military spouses get such a bad name. She starts fucking a Sergeant and all of a sudden she thinks she's an expert on all things .mil
Can people seriously not start shit over military matters on Veterans Day of all days? Please? I mean I was planning on unfriending her the next time she made a mind-numbingly stupid remark as it was, but on today of all days? Some people just have no respect.
(to clarify, this comment isn't the only thing that set it all off, it's from a larger shitstorm she started with me - but I honestly lol'd really hard at this comment)
dependapotamus
also military wives/girlfriends are garbage. There's one woman locally that just introduces herself as "X is my husband. have you heard of him?"
and the guy who passed buds recently doesnt even brag about it.
She's a dependa in the making, and so far so good. At this rate she'll be a full-blown dependapotamus in time to suck him dry of all benefits when he gets out.
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I guess the enlisted ranks don't stop at E9 anymore. Boy, things sure have changed since I enlisted back in '08!
People like her are why military spouses get such a bad name. She starts fucking a Sergeant and all of a sudden she thinks she's an expert on all things .mil
Can people seriously not start shit over military matters on Veterans Day of all days? Please? I mean I was planning on unfriending her the next time she made a mind-numbingly stupid remark as it was, but on today of all days? Some people just have no respect.
(to clarify, this comment isn't the only thing that set it all off, it's from a larger shitstorm she started with me - but I honestly lol'd really hard at this comment)[/QUOTE]
who is this exactly?
[QUOTE=jomt1234;46458556]Well uuhh... Anyone got any tips for an Internet dating rookie? :v: how do I start a good conversation?
I trust you guys are better than the guys over at love discussions thread :>[/QUOTE]
webcam, facetime, webcam, facetime, more web camming, snap chats, pictures of you doing cool stuff. pictures of you working, and girls love watching men fap. best dating advice, as for sexual interaction when meeting. simply go for it, whip it out, etc.. test waters. sing her rap songs about the bar. basically let her know you're taking the vagina in a non rapey way, but just be enticing and seductive, get your abs together and your schlong greased.
also don't try too hard, don't even try at all
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if u follow these rules u can get women everyday without effor like highchief, also an afro if you got that nappy hair, or long curly locks help...
look like charlie hunnam or chris hemmsworth, have the pimpness of snoop dogg, the entitlement of kanye west, the fearlessness of a green beret, be as direct as the president of the united states, and make love like james deen or black dynamite.
compensate in all areas, got a small penis? practice cunnilingus... suck at cunnilingus? learn to move your hips the like the ocean? suck at finger banging? have the abs of a roman triathlete? Fail at everything, drive a really nice car... So on
Really afraid of hot chicks, practice on making friends with males, and apply the comradership to a female.
i'm a hit and miss on advice but you just gotta have cajones.
if all else fells learn to dance or sing or play the guitar or piano
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story time:
sunday I met a girl again I fucked while my friend was playing gta, she was on a date with her new bf and I took her to the dressing room and smashed her to pieces. he never knew and it was so fucking hot
guys you can be friends with a girl and still want to do it doggy style...in a dress?
that's called love
Probably going to ask out that girl again next time I see her again on thursday. Need date ideas, preferably something where I'd have a good excuse to try to initiate physical contact.
dude
go to a movie (that isn't fresh outta the box office) and sit toward the back.
It's winter so you should be wearing an ultra soft hoodie! I fingered one of my first girlfriends many moons ago at a theater. I think that testosterone just started raging through me because it wasn't planned at all and when we left the theater we were both just kind of looking at each other wide-eyed like, "O_O Woah."
reach for the stars!
Hold her hand though, it's a very intimate gesture at a movie imo. Wait til the movie's begun already and just BAM lift that fukken arm rest.
wait nevermind it wasn't a first date derp
subconsciously I probably just wanted to brag
oh and the hoodie was for concealment
Mini golf. Bitches love mini golf.
movies suck when you're just meeting someone because a. you can't talk very much and b. you can't look at each other very much either.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;46467347]movies suck when you're just meeting someone because a. you can't talk very much and b. you can't look at each other very much either.[/QUOTE]
agreed, not a first date scenario.
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