Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Neat!;40680633]my mom is blasting tyler the creator's wolf in the living room
she started dancing when tamale came on
goddammit mom i love you[/QUOTE]
your mom listens to OFWGKTA too?
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[QUOTE=apoctank;40682118]Been debating it for a while, and I'll just say it.
Fish is quite attractive
Hey, it's a spectrum, not a coin flip[/QUOTE]
I would sleep with fish
I would also be the bottom in that situation.
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omg
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were all gay as fuck here
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;40682480]omg[/QUOTE]
:)
;)
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no im bi
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;40682219]I prefer felix myself but fish is pretty fine too, at least an 8/10[/QUOTE]
ill fucking kill you
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;40682321]I walked into this thread to see what you guys were up to and i see this...
[SP]TP is a 9.5/10, don't judge me okay.[/SP][/QUOTE]
just4u
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some people thought this was cool so ill post it here
The bomb was invented late, and to combat the Japanese we backwards-engineer the ME 262 and Junkers Ju-287 over the course of an extra year of ground fighting on Japanese soil. With the help of Russia's military industrial complex, we mass-produce expensive jet bombers and lead precision strikes with air-launched robot bombs on high-profile Japanese targets. In the year of ground-fighting, Japan had successfully invaded China and re-established their trade routes and relocated their VIPs.
Manchukuo becomes home to the Japanese generals and politicians, as well as many advanced scientific endeavors. The Japanese and the United States develop the H-bomb at the same time, coincidentally resulting in "grand reveals" within the same week, with Japan revealing their invention first. However, the strain on the manufacture of provisions for the military leads to cheaper and less advanced weaponry and vehicles for each side. Armies of conscripts resort to trench wars on the Japanese mainland and Indochina. Many die of infection.
This horrid warfare continues until the year 1962, delaying the space race by twenty years. Eventually, the American and Russian leaders unite in an act of desperation, creating the United States of Russo-America, and their fighting forces form a strong brother-like bond. In a single year of Russo-American blitzkrieg, the Japanese Empire falls by the efforts of the USRA and numerous other countries (Such as Independent Rhodesia, reformed European countries, and the UK). Finally, the Rising Sun sets in the year 1963 as the boots of the American Special Forces and the Spetsnaz GRU stamp on the neck of the Empire. World War Two ends, and a mostly united Earth rebuilds and sets its eyes on the stars.
(c) Neat! 2013 donut shteal
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also i got mad so i wrote a rap
play this before you read it
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[url]http://pastebin.com/jeXfX0XC[/url]
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;40682614]just4u
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I know you like planes and this reminded me of you
it's a manga/manhwa called Flight Highschool
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Just finished my Jazz band audition and I'm probably gonna have some sort of mental and emotional breakdown pretty soon. Anyway now that I have free time I wanna make an alto sax cover for some stuff. I'm already working on the MGS theme, remove kebab and the Battlefield theme. Guys how do I music.
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And I just came out and told my mom I had depression. Her response was that she knew it all along and considering I'm still alive I only have anxiety and should just wait and let it pass. 110% done with my fucking family.
This is going to be an awesome weekend. no homework means I can dedicate the whole weekend pretty much to tuning my 3d printer! :v: I'm so excited
Mood-curing pills and anti-depressants ruined my pubescence.
Don't fall for the whole "sadness is a disease" thing.
Pills are the easy way out.
If you want to keep your wallet padded and your liver in one piece, you might find it more effective to work it out as your mother suggests.
But hey, feelings are strictly case-by-case, please don't take my word for it
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cheekboneXstrongjaw master race
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40684184]Mood-curing pills and anti-depressants ruined my pubescence.
Don't fall for the whole "sadness is a disease" thing.
Pills are the easy way out.
If you want to keep your wallet padded and your liver in one piece, you might find it more effective to work it out as your mother suggests.
But hey, feelings are strictly case-by-case, please don't take my word for it[/QUOTE]
He didn't say anything about meds, usually the first step in dealing with depression is a psychologist. But yeah, pills to help you not feel like killing yourself are a whole lot worse than sitting in your room alone and wishing you didn't exist. 10/10 great effort.
Ycheez, just push for your parents to take you to one. It may take some searching but once you find one that you feel comfortable with, you'll begin to make a lot of progress. I know I did. Also, don't be afraid of medicines. I know it feels terrible to feel like the kid that has to be under a cloud of pills but it doesn't last forever. At least mine didn't. If you do get put on medicine, don't skip doses, and try to keep it as consistent as possible, you won't drag out your time on them like I did. But seriously, if you're feeling depressed, try to talk to someone about it, even if it's just your school's counselor.
Thanks Dark, I'll try to convince my parents. My mom is starting to settle down but I don't know how long it'll last.
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Nope.avi. She goes straight to my dad once he comes home from work to tell him that I'm halfway suicidal and now my dads yelling at me for shit I've never done and thinks that airsoft and gaming are causing my depression.
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Right now my dog is the only reason I haven't run away from this defunct as shit family and is probably my only reason to live at this point.
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I know I probably sound really whiny right now but I really need to vent. Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40684184]Mood-curing pills and anti-depressants ruined my pubescence.
Don't fall for the whole "sadness is a disease" thing.
Pills are the easy way out.
If you want to keep your wallet padded and your liver in one piece, you might find it more effective to work it out as your mother suggests.
But hey, feelings are strictly case-by-case, please don't take my word for it
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cheekboneXstrongjaw master race[/QUOTE]
Your face is really punchable
Unfortunately yes. The only downside to having no excess meat or flesh hanging off my skull means that all blows are delivered straight to the bone
2 bad nobody can reach that high :wink:
can i just sorta beat your face with a bat for a bit
so me and 3 friends were out in town, and we were in his convertible Rabbit. At first, we were running off fumes so I had to scrounge my pockets and found a 20 from like months ago that was in my coat pocket so we went to 7-Eleven. Well we're greeted by 2 stereotypical hispanic gangster types. I'm the only one in the car outside, sitting in the back (my friend who was driving was doing something with the pump) when they're like "hey mang nice car"
i was like "uh yeah thanks man" and then looked down. I looked up again a few seconds later and I see them talking in a low whisper and looking at me and the car. at this point I'm like "oh god Rob (friend who was inside paying for the gas) hurry up"
as he walks out, he has this really weird look on his face and tells us about the car infront of us. the guy in there was a stereotypical black gangster, baggy hoodie, jeans, the works. He fucking walked out of the store with a 40 in a paper bag, and at this point we're all in the car (all of us were in suits mind you) and we're like "oh fuck we do not belong here"
then after a lot of Weezer and driving down the highway roof down, the driver spaced out and ended up taking a left into a do-not-enter area, which leads to my friend's house. We're like 'oh god what the fuck are you doing' and we realize there's a jeep going like 40 towards us, and we're at the perfect angle to get t-boned. We get out of that situation with about 2 seconds of leeway between us and the jeep.
i dont like the city anymore
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[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40684184]Mood-curing pills and anti-depressants ruined my pubescence.
Don't fall for the whole "sadness is a disease" thing.
Pills are the easy way out.
If you want to keep your wallet padded and your liver in one piece, you might find it more effective to work it out as your mother suggests.
But hey, feelings are strictly case-by-case, please don't take my word for it
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cheekboneXstrongjaw master race[/QUOTE]
dress shirt and tie with a tall collared coat, alongside with that face and hairstyle?
we've done it, we've found the lord of the tools
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do you wear converse by any chance
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Just for you Herf
[URL="http://www.thingiverse.com/"]http://www.thingiverse.com/[/URL]
SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO PRINT
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but can't because my printer sucks :c
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;40688784]
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do you wear converse by any chance[/QUOTE]
Red cowboy boots, fyi
All-Stars are fucking gross.
you're afraid of minorities so idk if your judgment of me looking like a tool has any substance
don't start this shit
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40689587]Red cowboy boots, fyi
All-Stars are fucking gross.
you're afraid of minorities so idk if your judgment of me looking like a tool has any substance[/QUOTE]
Do you even want to be here? Nobody is forcing you to stay.
who is he anyways
i haven't seem him post ever until right now
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it begins
My name is displayed to the left. I'm just a well-built boy who enjoys weapons and illustrations of monsters. I'm here because I like reading about airsoft from people who I technically share a demographic with
Sometimes I'll make a post about how ugly some kid's jeans are and all hell breaks loose
I think the condescending depression post was all he needed to color himself like an elitist douche. The picture alone would've been fine lol.
you word things like a very bad troll, friend
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;40689755]who is he anyways
i haven't seem him post ever until right now[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40465649]Slightly clearer shots of CROCOFAMAS
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I've always really liked the bird shit white CR-21s from District 9. Adapted the look as per my personal preference.
The prime factor behind all of this was how dinky the gun looked on me in its vanilla form. The default configuration on a FAMAS tends to only look pretty on 5'10" operative types [I](it looked absolutely [I]splendid[/I] on the kid I bought it from.)[/I] Unfortunately for me, I'm 6 and a half feet tall, and built like Aeon Flux. I had to do something about it.
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Another factor that sparked the desire to delete the standard body on it was how back-heavy it all was due to the gearbox's location. After the fact, I fed the barrel into a section of 10mm hose, and using the bipods I broke off, created a frame for the battery and skull setup.
I added a small lead weight under his jaw for good measure.
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Functionally, this whole getup favors one-handed spray 'n pray.
The padding in the thumb section and general augmentations to the weapon's balancing make this a very luxurious and satisfactory experience.
Shifting into more conventional handling is very possible, if awkward.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40498109]The closest fields are 20 to 90 miles away. we trespass on old paintball arenas, empty parking lots, and industrial dump sites.
Airsoft is a contemporary combat-focused successor to schoolyard games like tag and capture the flag.
The hip/blindfire thing makes sense for CQB in order to maintain a standard of sportsmanship. But for field use it's kind of redundant. Who wants to waste 50 cents of bbs and battery life on trees?
As for my trigger guard, it's history, as is the safety.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40501854]If my car got better mileage and I earned 20 dollars more per hour than I do? I'd [I]gladly [/I] straighten up and join the ranks of people who goof hard or go home.
But why should you care how me and my ugly friends play?
Wasting what measly guap we make just to satisfy the hunger of some skinny-fat donkus in a black t-shirt who can't come up with a better name than "predator airsoft" for his overpriced airsoft paraphernalia emporium is [I]not[/I] my idea of a life worth living.
It certainly doesn't make me more of a "man."
The archetypal "man" would sooner enlist in some field of armed force than resort to the nobody-dies equivalent where all the shit he would get for free is now non-lethal, non-functional, and must be paid for with the money he was going to use to educate/feed his 2.5 children and estranged wife.
Lighten up, stop taking yourselves so seriously.
I'm not making you guys look any worse than you're all fully capable of doing to yourselves on an individual basis.
Why can't we all just get along
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("what are you doing" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40552337]Please. If some hot-shot you all know and love came in here and cracked a joke that lame you'd probably be all over it[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40577472]I wanna get a really god damn ungainly NBB to compensate for my sporadic ass mechanically-neglected primary. My only concern is that real fields and less casual players will give me a hard time about the unsafe velocity
[URL="http://www.airsoftmegastore.com/3333-CNB-4301L-500-FPS-WG-Full-Metal-M87-Sport-301L-High-Powered-CO2-Non-Blowback-Target-Pistol-Patented-CO2-Cartridge-Loading.aspx"]Lookin' at this one.[/URL]
Is there a way to cheat a too-hot gas pistol to pass as a sniper rifle by slapping a scope + foldy stock + longer barrel on it? I know KJW has an elongated ruger set up like that that pierces flesh and bone but I've never seen those used in anything but target practice.
Should I just forget about it and buy a bunch of midcaps instead[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40577786]Thanks Vandy. That's why I'm asking questions. The rest of ya really need to leave that hostility in the trash where it belongs. Take it from me, I've been down that road
Can anyone recommend a decent CO2 pistol, blowback or not, for under 150 USD? reliable baby pistol or a whopping gargantua, doesn't make a difference to me. I just gotta find a sidearm[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40577978]what kind of late-for-school, born-in-1996 world do you live in where being a snot to the decreasingly ignorant is an act of valiant justice?
I'm not even boasting about how cool it is to break the rules anymore.
We're moving on.
I've heard horrifying tales of how crummy 1911s are in the airsoft world. How much of that is based in reality? I really dig the look of 1911s but I'm wary.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40578201]Look, if you all want to keep re-living the bupkis that went down with me over the past two weeks, I can't stop you.
I can't imagine anything I've said or presented has impacted your lives in any notable degree since their digestion by your eyes.
For nearly a decade I've stewed and slorped in scumtard hatredstations across the web. Black Mesa. Old-era NGBBS. FurAffinity, et cetera.
I know how fun it can be to shit on an individual poster for hours on end because the general GET THAT SUCKER consensus, and it certainly ain't within my rights to deny you that very opportunity!
This place has a reputation for excruciating levels of sass and scalding personalities into which no living man would ever dare delve. Was I wrong to assume I'd fit right on in?
[I]Rude 'Tude aside,[/I] I'm trying to stay on topic and actively better myself as a user of these fora.
Whoever decrees that a bannable offense is off their rocker to the max.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ramirezoid;40578817]Dude.[I] I'm asking these dang questions so I can better abide by the rules of your fucking kind and eventually become a respectable player. [/I] Am I really that hard to read? Are these sentences not formatted well enough for you?[/QUOTE]
TLDR: He's a condescending douchebag who thinks he owns this joint.
and he wont leave already
Your face just makes me angry. I have worked at orchards before and have had to try and get guidos to park their spotless Nissans in a field of mud. I have witnessed doucebaggery on the most severe levels, but you? You are such a douche that everybody standing within half a mile from you smells a fresh pine forest.
this guy sounds like jenkem
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