Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=7 Layer Dip;46634654]In january, I'm moving to Australia to volunteer as a camp counsellor, and I'll be returning in July. Only problem is, I've worked with kids before, and it's literally hell. Keep in mind, I've worked with nice Canadian kids, and I only worked with them for a summer. I'm going to be teaching them outdoors-y shit for 6 months. I'm literally going to die while I'm there.[/QUOTE]
Why not volunteer for something else?
heppy berfday nikpo
you're one year closer to being dead, grats
happy birthday neko
p.s.
ur sisters hot
Holy fucking shit some kid in my 200 person lecture class's laptop just started blaring music all of a sudden and wouldn't you know it was fucking remove kebab.
Someone in here knows what's up.
[editline]4th December 2014[/editline]
Also, I went into the registry office at my university to get a new ID made and there was a fucking NSWC guy in the office just chatting it up with the kid working the desk.
happy birthday niko
congratulations for having a hot sister
(never seen her but she's related to you so she must be ;o)
happy birthday niko
Happy birthday and whatever, anyone got pics of his sister?
So my Soviet history prof gave us a list of possible essay questions for the final. One of them is "If I wanted to mount a purge, how would I go about doing it?"
like goddam he already has the stalin mustache and specializes in stalinism this isnt helping
ugh its deadweek/finals week and im already dead
Stayed up until 3am studying for my vikings final woke up at 8:00 for a tutorial, back by 9 for more studying then to class again at 1130. Aftwr this i can go home and take a nap before my vikings final.
or i can have a shitload of caffeine and study some more. Once that finals done i have less than 48hrs until my math final!
[QUOTE=paindoc;46638536]ugh its deadweek/finals week and im already dead
Stayed up until 3am studying for my vikings final woke up at 8:00 for a tutorial, back by 9 for more studying then to class again at 1130. Aftwr this i can go home and take a nap before my vikings final.
or i can have a shitload of caffeine and study some more. Once that finals done i have less than 48hrs until my math final![/QUOTE]
The more caffeine you introduce in your system, the harder the crash. Keep that in mind
There's no point in studying if you don't give your brain any time to elaborate. I strongly suggest taking a nap, however short it might be
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;46638944]The more caffeine you introduce in your system, the harder the crash. Keep that in mind
There's no point in studying if you don't give your brain any time to elaborate. I strongly suggest taking a nap, however short it might be[/QUOTE]
I either slaughtered that final or just ate shit hardcore. I feel good but the curve in the class is surprisingly shallow for how derailed it is for some reason. I'm going to eat a late lunch then nap though.
Then back to studying! Gonna do so many math problems \o/
[editline]4th December 2014[/editline]
Physics final isn't until next Wednesday thank god
I got my crate of MRE's
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Finally.
omnomnom diarrhea in a bag
Meals, Ready to Explode
Meals, Regurgitated and Eviscerated
:v:
[editline]4th December 2014[/editline]
I have no room to poke fun though, I have a few of them in my bugout bag.
I want to try to make myself look like Stalin when he was in his 20s. y/n?
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Stalin_1902.jpg/446px-Stalin_1902.jpg[/img]
[editline]4th December 2014[/editline]
I feel like that might make me look too much like a hipster though because glasses
You would look very hipster.
So uh, I just counted up my entire movie collection between my VHS tapes and my Blu-rays, and I have over 250 movies. How did I even get to this point?
My dad is going to Taiwan on a business trip and is cool with getting a few souvenirs. Who here knows any good airsoft/militaria shops there? Don't know exactly where hes gonna be though, but probably in some upscale business district.
Once again I've left a paper to the day it's due to finish it. At least this time it's just finishing up citations rather than having to rewrite half of it.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46642376]Once again I've left a paper to the day it's due to finish it. At least this time it's just finishing up citations rather than having to rewrite half of it.[/QUOTE]
I write the best shit under stress lol, and always procrastinate hardcore. I'm not sure that I even know how to not procrastinate a paper at this point in my life I'm so conditioned to it.
Im mad that people are mad about the thing in new york now. the guy was resisting arrest, so the cop took him down. First, how was he supposed to know he was asthmatic, and second, do people really think he should have let go of him because he said "I cant breath?" Oh I'm sorry you just resisted arrest and I took you down because of it, here let me get off you so you can break out of my grip easier and try to run away. I'll even give you a 10 second headstart. I know somebody died who shouldnt have, and that sucks, but the cop shouldnt be lynched either. Not every action to a black person by a white person is a hate crime. It's going to get to the point where cops wont be able to arrest anyone that isnt white because all they'll have to do is get themselves hurt and then its a hate crime that will be plastered all over the news.
I'd hate to bring this kind of shit in here, but I really needed to vent my thoughts.
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
It might be a worthwhile cause, but this is the wrong thing to rally around. its was just an unfortunate accident when a cop did something he had to do. If it was a white guy, this wouldnt even be a news story
[QUOTE=Malikyte;46641949]omnomnom diarrhea in a bag
Meals, Ready to Explode
Meals, Regurgitated and Eviscerated
:v:
[editline]4th December 2014[/editline]
I have no room to poke fun though, I have a few of them in my bugout bag.[/QUOTE]
You forgot Meals Rejected by Everyone
[QUOTE=CottonTM;46642616]I write the best shit under stress lol, and always procrastinate hardcore. I'm not sure that I even know how to not procrastinate a paper at this point in my life I'm so conditioned to it.[/QUOTE]
This is partially why I do it, I get shit done under pressure. I'm getting better at not procrastinating though, I used to write most of my paper the night before it was due, but this semester I've finished writing most of them before then and since none of them have been due until late afternoon, I always just leave the little shit until the day it's due. Of course if I actually had classes tomorrow and this paper was due during that class at 10 in the morning, I would have gotten this shit done a long time ago. But I have until 4:30 tomorrow to finish it so it's all good.
I mean I'm probably not going to sleep for a while because all I can hear is shouting drunk people and skanks getting railed, but that makes it a difficult environment to work in and I'm really too lazy to make my way over to one of the 24 hour study rooms.
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
Now I could turn on some music because I have good noise cancelling headphones, but I can't work and listen to music, it distracts me.
OH YEAH...
[i]dorms[/i]
*shudder*
[QUOTE=CottonTM;46642707]OH YEAH...
[i]dorms[/i]
*shudder*[/QUOTE]
dorms are terrible and everyone else I know was smart enough to get an apartment off campus or just not go to the dorms in the first place.
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
I'm going to see about living off campus next year because seriously fuck this shit
That's fucking weird because before I even got on FP I was just thinking of how much I miss the dorms.
Just to provide a different perspective for you if you haven't lived off-campus: it's not all it's cracked up to be. I really honestly miss the buzz and noise of people doing stuff all the time. I miss having a ton of people to talk to right outside my door. I miss being close to everything on campus. Hell, I even miss dining hall food nowadays.
Living off-campus can be pretty lonely, even with roommates. Not to mention that you have to drive or take the bus every time you want to go somewhere on campus (which doesn't sound bad at first, but trust me it gets fucking irritating). Plus as much as I like cooking for myself, I miss the convenience of having the dining hall full of pre-made food 5 minutes away.
When shit breaks down off-campus it's a lot bigger deal too since you can't just go next door or whatever. I'm just saying, don't expect moving off-campus to solve all your problems like I did. It kind of made some of mine worse to be honest.
Living on campus was terrible for me because 90% of everyone in the dorms acted like highschool freshmen which irritated the crap out of me.
"Let's not do work and girls are objects! Hahaha, I spend all my refund check on build super cool LED gaming desktop tower for LoL!"
"I cheated on my girlfriend haha!"
[QUOTE=Wulfram;46642627]Im mad that people are mad about the thing in new york now. the guy was resisting arrest, so the cop took him down. First, how was he supposed to know he was asthmatic, and second, do people really think he should have let go of him because he said "I cant breath?" Oh I'm sorry you just resisted arrest and I took you down because of it, here let me get off you so you can break out of my grip easier and try to run away. I'll even give you a 10 second headstart. I know somebody died who shouldnt have, and that sucks, but the cop shouldnt be lynched either. Not every action to a black person by a white person is a hate crime. It's going to get to the point where cops wont be able to arrest anyone that isnt white because all they'll have to do is get themselves hurt and then its a hate crime that will be plastered all over the news.
I'd hate to bring this kind of shit in here, but I really needed to vent my thoughts.
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
It might be a worthwhile cause, but this is the wrong thing to rally around. its was just an unfortunate accident when a cop did something he had to do. If it was a white guy, this wouldnt even be a news story[/QUOTE]
he was resisting arrest because he broke up a fight and by the time the cops arrived
there was no fight but they wanted an arrest or something so they tried arresting him for selling loose cigarettes
regardless it's bullshit
color doesn't matter
white black gay, you will be killed the same by some corrupt cockbag
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
everyone seems to think this is about race but they've all just been watching too much msnbc
it's an issue of bullshit government, laws, and officials
[QUOTE=Wulfram;46642627]Im mad that people are mad about the thing in new york now. the guy was resisting arrest, so the cop took him down. First, how was he supposed to know he was asthmatic, and second, do people really think he should have let go of him because he said "I cant breath?" Oh I'm sorry you just resisted arrest and I took you down because of it, here let me get off you so you can break out of my grip easier and try to run away. I'll even give you a 10 second headstart. I know somebody died who shouldnt have, and that sucks, but the cop shouldnt be lynched either. Not every action to a black person by a white person is a hate crime. It's going to get to the point where cops wont be able to arrest anyone that isnt white because all they'll have to do is get themselves hurt and then its a hate crime that will be plastered all over the news.
I'd hate to bring this kind of shit in here, but I really needed to vent my thoughts.
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
It might be a worthwhile cause, but this is the wrong thing to rally around. its was just an unfortunate accident when a cop did something he had to do. If it was a white guy, this wouldnt even be a news story[/QUOTE]
Well, I can tell you a few things factually about the situation regardless if the motives were right or wrong.
1.
The "I can't breath" thing quite literally the most common excuse people being detained use. They will say it no matter what just to get people to get off them. They teach Police Officers, hell they even teach LP if you work in a store that lets you get physical that if they say "I can't breath" than they're full of shit. You're supposed to say "If you can talk, you can breath" which is generally how it works. Better yet, sometimes they'll just say "I don't care" to scare them enough to make them stop resisting.
Example 1:14 during this Loss Prevention apprehension. The shoplifter tried to stab the fucking LP guy and once they got him on the ground he started bitching about how he couldn't breath. The moment the guy got a chance he BIT the fucking LP guy in the hand. He could breath just fine, he's just a scumbag.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AllwEViykYA[/media]
2.
The guy was six feet and like 300 pounds. It's incredibly hard no matter how skilled you are to detain or wrestle with a person bigger than you are. It's hard as fuck. They TEACH people that when dealing with larger suspects that you quite literally have to get up close to them, get away from their arms, put your arm around their neck and choke them out using your own body weight to do it until they're put into a position they can no longer do you harm and you can finally detain them. Fun Fact: That guy would've needed two sets of handcuffs to detain.
He was resisting, so he wouldn't have complied voluntarily and the method used by the cop is taught to Police and is a common fighting style across a variety of practices. USUALLY this tactic doesn't kill people. But the cop had no way to know this guy was going to have an asthma attack.
Example:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYC7bHIzuqE[/media]
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Leon;46644306]he was resisting arrest because he broke up a fight and by the time the cops arrived
there was no fight but they wanted an arrest or something so they tried arresting him for selling loose cigarettes
regardless it's bullshit
color doesn't matter
white black gay, you will be killed the same by some corrupt cockbag
[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]
everyone seems to think this is about race but they've all just been watching too much msnbc
it's an issue of bullshit government, laws, and officials[/QUOTE]
I see this happen all the time though. If the Police want to detain you or question you regarding something you allegedly did (Even if they're right. Even if they're wrong. Even if they have the complete wrong person) than you should just comply. It's the best thing for everyone. If you truly didn't commit a crime. If he truly broke up a fight than he should have just let the cop put him in cuffs, sort out the situation and 40 minutes later he'd be on his way. Worst case scenario he has to call a lawyers and THAN he gets out but that wouldn't of happened.
Instead of complying he decided to resist and ignore them over and over. I just don't get why people get it in their head to think "Oh, I know I'm innocent so I'm not going to let them detain me." when in reality if they're innocent than they should just comply with the officers orders. And more often than not innocent people do comply and guilty parties usually resist but once in awhile you get an innocent person who resists based on principle than we hear about in the news like this.
[QUOTE=CottonTM;46644198]Living on campus was terrible for me because 90% of everyone in the dorms acted like highschool freshmen which irritated the crap out of me.
"Let's not do work and girls are objects! Hahaha, I spend all my refund check on build super cool LED gaming desktop tower for LoL!"
"I cheated on my girlfriend haha!"[/QUOTE]
This. So much.
You forgot that most girls who live in the dorms are total skanks. So I try to date girls who live off campus but then I'm embarrassed to tell them I live on campus because then they'll think I'm one of those retards. This girl I like now knows I live on campus but she didn't find that out until after she already knew I wasn't a shit brain frat boy.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46644738]This. So much.
You forgot that most girls who live in the dorms are total skanks. So I try to date girls who live off campus but then I'm embarrassed to tell them I live on campus because then they'll think I'm one of those retards. This girl I like now knows I live on campus but she didn't find that out until after she already knew I wasn't a shit brain frat boy.[/QUOTE]
Fraternities are such horse shit lol
respect to those frats that deserve it, however rare.
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