Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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But ok.
All that matters is you buffalo wing pizza that I just cooked.
All that matters is you.
[QUOTE=paindoc;46671202]No. Ride the feels wagon, listen to some mopey music, get it the fuck out of your system and move on. Rejection happens. Don't let it bog you down, there are loads more chances to get it right. And they were most definitely not "the one", they're just another person trying to figure out wtf is going on on this planet.
Distance yourself too and if one of you so much as bitches about the friendzone in a non-sarcastic manner i will be tempted to find you and slap some sense into you[/QUOTE]
the friendzone is real though :v:
Although there's a less neckbeard way to refer to that situation than to call it the friendzone, I'm just not sure what that would be.
I actually once had an argument with this chick online about whether or not the friendzone even existed.
Like I legit had to explain to her what friendzone means and how it actually is a real thing.
Chicks don't even realize they're friendzoning guys, apparently.
yeah how dare they not want to sleep with me after i went though all the trouble of being their nice friend and making them believe i am someone they can trust yet never making my intentions clear that what i am really after is a relationship.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46671280]the friendzone is real though :v:
Although there's a less neckbeard way to refer to that situation than to call it the friendzone, I'm just not sure what that would be.[/QUOTE]
Limerence
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;46671338]yeah how dare they not want to sleep with me after i went though all the trouble of being their nice friend and making them believe i am someone they can trust yet never making my intentions clear that what i am really after is a relationship.[/QUOTE]
Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't deny you. Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't friendzone you. Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't deny your world domination.
Buffalo chicken pizza is our friend.
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BCP just wants to be there for you.
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BCP doesn't actually want to be your friend. It's just going to rape your arteries.
Idk Personally I feel like if you feel friend-zoned You're probably being a bit of a bitch, I mean if a girl doesn't like you she doesn't.
[video=youtube;p37_Ux1G_BI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI[/video]
The friendzone is what you make of it but most people use it to complain. Being friendzoned is usually seen as a negative thing and the friendzone is seen as some [I]horrible[/I] spot to be. Chances are if a girl says she want to be just friends and really means it, you'd be wise to take it as honest and act honestly.
You were willing to date her, if you can pull your romantic feelings out of the friendship it cna be a great friendship.
tl;dr friendzone is what you make of it
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;46671338]yeah how dare they not want to sleep with me after i went though all the trouble of being their nice friend and making them believe i am someone they can trust yet never making my intentions clear that what i am really after is a relationship.[/QUOTE]
Which is exactly why as soon as I see this girl after the Christmas break I'm going to tell her that what I want with her is a relationship. Although telling someone you want a relationship with them seems like it's awkward as fuck and that a relationship is something that should kind of just evolve out of a friendship but I guess it just doesn't work the way I expect it to.
Tell her you'd be interested, not that you want it. Its the same thing, but wording makes all the difference.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46671536]Which is exactly why as soon as I see this girl after the Christmas break I'm going to tell her that what I want with her is a relationship. Although telling someone you want a relationship with them seems like it's awkward as fuck and that a relationship is something that should kind of just evolve out of a friendship but I guess it just doesn't work the way I expect it to.[/QUOTE]
You really need to start listening to our advice taep
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;46671557]Tell her you'd be interested, not that you want it. Its the same thing, but wording makes all the difference.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I think that's more what I meant to say. I'm glad you told me to word it that way or this could have went really fucking bad.
I'd actually like to take a moment to thank FP because after listening to the advice you gave taepo in this thread A while back I've had 2 gfs since
[QUOTE=3bwii;46671590]I'd actually like to take a moment to thank FP because after listening to the advice you gave taepo in this thread A while back I've had 2 gfs since[/QUOTE]
If you've had two within a few months, you're not exactly doing well.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;46671597]If you've had two within a few months, you're not exactly doing well.[/QUOTE]
Better try harder then [/Sarcasm]
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[editline]9th December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;46671597]If you've had two within a few months, you're not exactly doing well.[/QUOTE]
he's 15 I would take all his relationship advice with a piece of salt.
Back when I was his age it was literally just constantly relationship drama 24/7 at school and being the love of each-others life then it ending a week later and all that jazz.
[editline]9th December 2014[/editline]
Nothing is overly serious nor does it matter at that age, around college onwards sure it can always become serious.
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[editline]9th December 2014[/editline]
he's 15 I would take all his relationship advice with a piece of salt.
Back when I was his age it was literally just constantly relationship drama 24/7 at school and being the love of each-others life then it ending a week later and all that jazz.
[editline]9th December 2014[/editline]
Nothing is overly serious nor does it matter at that age, around college onwards sure it can always become serious.[/QUOTE]
Yeah at his age dating for a couple months is equivalent to dating for a couple years once you get out of high school.
As much as I hated it at the time, I'm glad I didn't have relationships in high school because it would have just been a bunch of unnecessary bullshit.
I met my girlfriend of two and a half years in high school. We're in college now and things have been working out well.
So I got a Pebble Steel smartwatch today. It's pretty damn fly. I like that it looks and feels like a normal watch (and is waterproof to 5ATM too), but it can do all kinds of cool shit. Sure, it doesn't have a hi-res, always-backlit, OLED screen, but it goes a whole week without a charge!
Having the weather on my wrist and being able to control my music from there, plus notifications for FB messages, emails, texts, and reminders are totally awesome too.
So I'm trying to study for my Soviet Union and Canadian history finals for tomorrow. I'm good for the Soviet Union, but studying for Canadian history is hell. It was tough paying attention in that class because as we all know Canadian history is boring as fuck so I took shit notes and now I'm trying to read the textbook but it's terrible and jumps all over the place like "ok we're going to talk about the War of 1812 here then talk about some shit that happened in Quebec 50 years later then we'll talk about the war of 1812 again then we'll go talk about something that happened in the 1820s and then we'll jump to the 1860s in the maritime provinces"
I swear whoever wrote this textbook was on meth.
I for one am glad I had all the shitty highschool relationships that I did.
Learned something from each of em'
like some theater chicks are fucking insane psycho bitches
but not all of them. Also I identify as agnostic because who knows/whatever and I never would have dated somebody who was Christian due to my upbringing, and yet the moment I decided to stop being so narrow-minded my world opened up just at the right time to meet my current gf.
life is funny
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46672108]So I'm trying to study for my Soviet Union and Canadian history finals for tomorrow. I'm good for the Soviet Union, but studying for Canadian history is hell. It was tough paying attention in that class because as we all know Canadian history is boring as fuck so I took shit notes and now I'm trying to read the textbook but it's terrible and jumps all over the place like "ok we're going to talk about the War of 1812 here then talk about some shit that happened in Quebec 50 years later then we'll talk about the war of 1812 again then we'll go talk about something that happened in the 1820s and then we'll jump to the 1860s in the maritime provinces"
I swear whoever wrote this textbook was on meth.[/QUOTE]
The most interesting part of studying Canada for me was Trudeau's time as PM. I think some of his ideas with how he dealt with the FLQ can be relevant with some of these violent protests occurring, though not as extreme.
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like some theater chicks are fucking insane psycho bitches
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I learned this just by being in theater
My sixth grade girlfriend was a two year relationship. When I was fifteen, I had a girlfriend for a year, and now I've had the same one for three and a half years, and hopefully that'll keep going. She's pretty much the best person there is. I get to see her this weekend. Gonna try to go full Fish Muffin with her.
I was eating ass before Fish muffin. Just sayin.
I was just making a reference that our community would get, seeing as Fish is our group's ass man.
[editline]8th December 2014[/editline]
I'm just glad I get to see her though. Its been a really long time. I moved to Atlanta and she still lives in Orlando. Hoping that'll change soon though. I'm gonna try to get her to move to Pensacola so we can live together.
did someone say EATING ASS?
I just had the idea of me and Fish having an ass eating contest and the winner gets the title "Official Facepunch ass man"
[editline]8th December 2014[/editline]
I also now want to get a patch that says I eat ass.
[t]http://fitbloggin.com/resources/2012/sponsors/Beef.jpg[/t]
But replace beef with ass. Literally perfect.
I think eating ass is weird and generally only happens in porn. But I'm just a dumb virgin what do I know?
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