Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I've never had a girlfriend in any sort of romantic way, but I've had a friend who is a girl for the past 6 years, and I couldn't ask for anything better.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46672723]I think eating ass is weird and generally only happens in porn. But I'm just a dumb virgin what do I know?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be willing to even consider with anyone other than my lady. Can't really get much more intimate than putting your mouth on the most private place. Others probably see it differently than that though. I'm changing, man... can't even look at other ladies any more. Wouldn't want to. I don't see anyone that would even be comparable to my girl.
i would eat the shit out of my gf's butt if she would only let me
BUSTIN MY CHOPS
[QUOTE=CottonTM;46672873]i would [B]eat the shit out of my gf's butt[/B] if she would only let me
BUSTIN MY CHOPS[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;46672569]did someone say EATING ASS?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;Q1lSiXZpoGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM[/video]
Holy shit i'm stressed the fuck out about my final tomorrow
like holy shit i'm so unprepared and I HAVE to pass it
We're even allowed to have a cheat sheet so I'm cramming ALL of my notes on there because fuck taking chances.
[QUOTE=deathmog;46673003]Holy shit i'm stressed the fuck out about my final tomorrow
like holy shit i'm so unprepared and I HAVE to pass it
We're even allowed to have a cheat sheet so I'm cramming ALL of my notes on there because fuck taking chances.[/QUOTE]
Whats the final for?
Networking. Certain things haven't been sinking in as good as they should, and a lot of other stuff is getting to me. Normally I'm a good test-taker but for some reason this half of the semester has been awful.
as a doctor i am prescribing you more ass to eat
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eat ass 3 times daily
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administer orally
Now call me crazy but I don't think fish and ass should go together
hhhhehehe
i'm just kidding please post butts more often as I quite enjoy them
[QUOTE=deathmog;46673075]Networking. Certain things haven't been sinking in as good as they should, and a lot of other stuff is getting to me. Normally I'm a good test-taker but for some reason this half of the semester has been awful.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't sound like a fun test at all
Nope it's not. There's a practical and written. I'm taking the written tomorrow which involves a ton of information to remember and tons of greebly little insignificant shit. Thank god it's at minimum 50 questions so each doesn't mean a whole lot in terms of "points-per-questions".
I'm also kick-ass at practical shit so that'l be cake at least. Plus we got the practical test in advance and we're basically allowed to write down our Router configurations ahead of time and just punch them in when the time comes. It makes sense to do it that way, because if you're on the job doing a network, it's not like you're going to have to plan everything on the spot. In fact, that's considered shit planning unless it's an emergency or something.
[QUOTE=deathmog;46673167]Nope it's not. There's a practical and written. I'm taking the written tomorrow which involves a ton of information to remember and tons of greebly little insignificant shit. Thank god it's at minimum 50 questions so each doesn't mean a whole lot in terms of "points-per-questions".
I'm also kick-ass at practical shit so that'l be cake at least. Plus we got the practical test in advance and we're basically allowed to write down our Router configurations ahead of time and just punch them in when the time comes. It makes sense to do it that way, because if you're on the job doing a network, it's not like you're going to have to plan everything on the spot. In fact, that's considered shit planning unless it's an emergency or something.[/QUOTE]
I feel you, I'm going into Aero and Astro (hopefully mostly Astro) and all the Aero classes have great reviews (4+/5's for nearly everything) whereas classes like spacecraft design I and II have 1.8's/5's as their HIGHEST scores. And I want to focus mostly on the Astro side, so the classes I have the most personal interest in are possibly going to suck the most.
Speaking of which here are some little snippet of admissions stats for engineering if any of you are interested (is anyone interested in this shit?)
[B]Total Engineering Admission across all disciplines[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2bmzoGP.png[/img]
[B]Comp Sci[/B] (oh god [I]why[/I])
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zvgEvmB.png[/img]
And [B]Aero and Astro[/B] (yippee for tiny deparments!)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/I6bNkZA.png[/img]
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I should probably post this in the college thread in GD I know a few people were interesting in going to my uni
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;46671536]Which is exactly why as soon as I see this girl after the Christmas break I'm going to tell her that what I want with her is a relationship. Although telling someone you want a relationship with them seems like it's awkward as fuck and that a relationship is something that should kind of just evolve out of a friendship but I guess it just doesn't work the way I expect it to.[/QUOTE]
That's a valid point, but the issue is that most friendships are just supposed to be friendships. The few relationships that do spring out of friendships are often the best kind, but most of the time they're just not meant to be.
Your strategy certainly avoids the confusion, but its definitely gonna be awkward and risky.
I think the real issue with the friendzone is when you meet someone under the context of dating, but then they decide they just want to be friends. You're stuck having feelings for that person, which get in the way of a regular friendship, but if you decide to break your ties with that person you lose a friend.
[QUOTE=notrabies;46673839]That's a valid point, but the issue is that most friendships are just supposed to be friendships. The few relationships that do spring out of friendships are often the best kind, but most of the time they're just not meant to be.
Your strategy certainly avoids the confusion, but its definitely gonna be awkward and risky.
I think the real issue with the friendzone is when you meet someone under the context of dating, but then they decide they just want to be friends. You're stuck having feelings for that person, which get in the way of a regular friendship, but if you decide to break your ties with that person you lose a friend.[/QUOTE]
I've always attempted to have relationships develop out of friendships, but I guess the reason that never worked out is because I never talked to those girls I was interested in in order to have a friendship, I was talking to them because I wanted a relationship and they usually saw right through that pretty quick.
Now with this girl I'm not completely sure if I made it totally clear yet that I'm interested in a relationship with her, but the first time I see her after the break I'm going to make sure that's clear. I just have no idea how to not be awkward about it.
[QUOTE=paindoc;46673442]I feel you, I'm going into Aero and Astro (hopefully mostly Astro) and all the Aero classes have great reviews (4+/5's for nearly everything) whereas classes like spacecraft design I and II have 1.8's/5's as their HIGHEST scores. And I want to focus mostly on the Astro side, so the classes I have the most personal interest in are possibly going to suck the most.
Speaking of which here are some little snippet of admissions stats for engineering if any of you are interested (is anyone interested in this shit?)
[/QUOTE]
You can do it, keep doing well in your classes and do things to show your interests to people such as faculty members. I also suggest that you shouldn't be worried about getting rejected, since there are a ton of other opportunities and who knows you might be a better position, even if you didn't get into the program the first try.
It really sucks when people get denied getting into a major, my friend got denied from the Nursing program, with a 3.98/4.0 GPA and a high score on the entrance exam, so he spent this semester taking one class to waste time. He's a nice and smart guy, but I don't know why he got denied; there were people who don't have such a high GPA and exam score, yet they got into the program.
He just got news that he was accepted into a nursing program at another school, but financial aid barely covers 20-30% of the cost, while as if he were to get into the program in the current school, it would be all covered.
Almost all the majors in my school are impacted and people get rejected from the programs all the time, hell Criminal Justice became impacted last year too. I'm glad I was admitted into my school, before the impact on CJ, cause I wouldn't have to deal with reality of rejection.
Also I just remembered that San Francisco has 4 different colleges, City College of SF, University of SF, University of California SF, and SF State University.
[sp]College is a fucking headache[/sp]
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;46673896]You can do it, keep doing well in your classes and do things to show your interests to people such as faculty members. I also suggest that you shouldn't be worried about getting rejected, since there are a ton of other opportunities and who knows you might be a better position, even if you didn't get into the program the first try.
It really sucks when people get denied getting into a major, my friend got denied from the Nursing program, with a 3.98/4.0 GPA and a high score on the entrance exam, so he spent this semester taking one class to waste time. He's a nice and smart guy, but I don't know why he got denied; there were people who don't have such a high GPA and exam score, yet they got into the program.
He just got news that he was accepted into a nursing program at another school, but financial aid barely covers 20-30% of the cost, while as if he were to get into the program in the current school, it would be all covered.
Almost all the majors in my school are impacted and people get rejected from the programs all the time, hell Criminal Justice became impacted last year too. I'm glad I was admitted into my school, before the impact on CJ, cause I wouldn't have to deal with reality of rejection.
Also I just remembered that San Francisco has 4 different colleges, City College of SF, University of SF, University of California SF, and SF State University.
[sp]College is a fucking headache[/sp][/QUOTE]
What sucks is that they don't have any way to know how impassioned someone is about a subject. They could be someone who just has a really hard time focusing or caring about their intro classes, but does really well in prereq classes because they enjoy them and [I]care[/I] about them.
I'm kinda lucky in that my Uni looks at cumulative and prereq GPA's separately, and the A&A department has an interview and paper as well apparently.
I'm really [I]really[/I] hoping to work on spacecraft stuff, and some drone and 3d printing work on the side. That asteroid mining company Planetary Resources has a few employees doing research with my university, and they also take internships. I would most likely [I]literally[/I] scream like a preteen girl at a One Direction concert if I got an internship with them so I'm trying pretty hard to do well in my prereqs and look for ways to make connections.
I get giddy with excitement even [I]considering[/I] the possibilities for careers I could hold with my degree :v:
[QUOTE=paindoc;46673930][B]What sucks is that they don't have any way to know how impassioned someone is about a subject.[/B] They could be someone who just has a really hard time focusing or caring about their intro classes, but does really well in prereq classes because they enjoy them and [I]care[/I] about them.
I'm kinda lucky in that my Uni looks at cumulative and prereq GPA's separately, and the A&A department has an interview and paper as well apparently.
I'm really [I]really[/I] hoping to work on spacecraft stuff, and some drone and 3d printing work on the side. That asteroid mining company Planetary Resources has a few employees doing research with my university, and they also take internships. I would most likely [I]literally[/I] scream like a preteen girl at a One Direction concert if I got an internship with them so I'm trying pretty hard to do well in my prereqs and look for ways to make connections.
I get giddy with excitement even [I]considering[/I] the possibilities for careers I could hold with my degree :v:[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling you can nail the interview with your overwhelming passion for the subject, I think for the heavy applicant majors, they have extra stuff to weed out people who aren't willing to put the extra effort.
Have you already applied into said internship? I think it would be a nice thing to flaunt during your interview. I don't know if your teachers are the same, but a great way to get connections into your field, is to talk to the professors in the department itself, for they probably can pass opportunities and information to you like hotcakes. If there are advisers in the department, you can ask if there are extra curricular or volunteer opportunities also. Students are great information hubs too.
For instance, since my teacher is an ex-cop, he advised us that SFPD was hiring cadets. I forwarded the opportunity to Apache, since I knew he wants to be a cop also.
I'm on the same boat with you, I'm really excited to finish my degree and be in the police academy. I'm also pretty scared at the same time.
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;46674026]I have a feeling you can nail the interview with your overwhelming passion for the subject, I think for the heavy applicant majors, they have extra stuff to weed out people who aren't willing to put the extra effort.
Have you already applied into said internship? I think it would be a nice thing to flaunt during your interview. I don't know if your teachers are the same, but a great way to get connections into your field, is to talk to the professors in the department itself, for they probably can pass opportunities and information to you like hotcakes. If there are advisers in the department, you can ask if there are extra curricular or volunteer opportunities also. Students are great information hubs too.
For instance, since my teacher is an ex-cop, he advised us that SFPD was hiring cadets. I forwarded the opportunity to Apache, since I knew he wants to be a cop also.
I'm on the same boat with you, I'm really excited to finish my degree and be in the police academy. I'm also pretty scared at the same time.[/QUOTE]
I'm trying to talk with my physics prof and nab a chance to work in the Nuclear Astrophysics lab, even if I'm nothing but a paperwork and gruntwork bitch it's something awesome to have on resumes/apps and would most likely be a blast anyways. Additionally a family friend is chief of engineering for a Seattle aero analysis group and lectures frequently in the aero dept and occasionally runs seminars, so he can put in a good word and potentially give me an internship.
It feels kinda dirty sometimes, but it really is important [I]who[/I] you know as much as it is [I]what[/I] you know.
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;46671378]Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't deny you. Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't friendzone you. Buffalo chicken pizza doesn't deny your world domination.
Buffalo chicken pizza is our friend.
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BCP just wants to be there for you.
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BCP doesn't actually want to be your friend. It's just going to rape your arteries.[/QUOTE]
THIS PIZZA IS YOUR FRIEND
IT BAKES FOR FREEDOM
[QUOTE=apoctank;46674251]THIS PIZZA IS YOUR FRIEND
IT BAKES FOR FREEDOM[/QUOTE]
TRUE DAT BROTHA!
Also, woo my school is closed today for literally no reason!
[QUOTE=TheMrFailz;46674915]TRUE DAT BROTHA!
Also, woo my school is closed today for literally no reason![/QUOTE]
Took today off due to a cold. Only two weeks left before xmas vacation kicks in! (Next week we practically won't do shit, so yeah :v:)
OH FUCK AHAHAHA
that was a good laugh
god dammit I didn't even think of that.
where'd my quote go
lookin like a fool with my pants on the ground
[QUOTE=deathmog;46673167]Nope it's not. There's a practical and written. I'm taking the written tomorrow which involves a ton of information to remember and tons of greebly little insignificant shit. Thank god it's at minimum 50 questions so each doesn't mean a whole lot in terms of "points-per-questions".
I'm also kick-ass at practical shit so that'l be cake at least. Plus we got the practical test in advance and we're basically allowed to write down our Router configurations ahead of time and just punch them in when the time comes. It makes sense to do it that way, because if you're on the job doing a network, it's not like you're going to have to plan everything on the spot. In fact, that's considered shit planning unless it's an emergency or something.[/QUOTE]
Welp shit. I failed with a 57. There was an extra heap of little greebly insignificant stuff that wasn't on my cheatsheet. Good thing I found out that the most important thing is the practical final - the practical is what really judges whether you continue on with the class or not.
[QUOTE=deathmog;46676342]Welp shit. I failed with a 57. There was an extra heap of little greebly insignificant stuff that wasn't on my cheatsheet. Good thing I found out that the most important thing is the practical final - the practical is what really judges whether you continue on with the class or not.[/QUOTE]
dude with those professional certification tests you are NEVER meant to pass on the first try, dont worry about it.
I assume they are charging you for it? In my field the certification exam is absurdly hard, and cost like 300 bucks to take, it's pretty much a known fact that they made it stupid hard to force people to take it twice and pay 600 bucks :v:
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[QUOTE=Timebomb575;46676954]dude with those professional certification tests you are NEVER meant to pass on the first try, dont worry about it.
I assume they are charging you for it? In my field the certification exam is absurdly hard, and cost like 300 bucks to take, it's pretty much a known fact that they made it stupid hard to force people to take it twice and pay 600 bucks :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes and no - I am paying for it, but it's for college. We're technically doing the preparation course for the Cisco certifications with Microsoft server and linux server classes thrown in, along with the basic PC hardware and software classes.
And you're absolutely right about not passing on the first time on the real technical cert tests - mine (CCNA and CCNP next semester) are going to cost like $300 each and boy it will suck...but I don't have to take the actual tests to graduate from college (although I definitely will go for them once I graduate).
Actually, shit I completely forgot CCENT exists (it's before CCNA) and I should totally take that because the stuff on it is easy as shit.
[QUOTE=deathmog;46677206]Yes and no - I am paying for it, but it's for college. We're technically doing the preparation course for the Cisco certifications with Microsoft server and linux server classes thrown in, along with the basic PC hardware and software classes.
And you're absolutely right about not passing on the first time on the real technical cert tests - mine (CCNA and CCNP next semester) are going to cost like $300 each and boy it will suck...[B]but I don't have to take the actual courses to graduate from college (although I definitely will go for them once I graduate).[/B]
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yeah thats the kicker really
Im gonna guess since you're taking it now there isnt a required experience level (like I need 4 years on the job before I can take my Certified Safety Professional exam), but I dont think the intent is generally for a college student to be taking and passing them, its probably meant for someone who has been on the job for a while and who has the cashmoney to throw at an exam.
I don't believe I'm using Wikipedia to study. That's how bad my Canadian history textbook is. And in like 15 minutes on Wikipedia I've learned more than I did in three hours reading my textbook.
[QUOTE=deathmog;46677206]Yes and no - I am paying for it, but it's for college. We're technically doing the preparation course for the Cisco certifications with Microsoft server and linux server classes thrown in, along with the basic PC hardware and software classes.
And you're absolutely right about not passing on the first time on the real technical cert tests - mine (CCNA and CCNP next semester) are going to cost like $300 each and boy it will suck...but I don't have to take the actual courses to graduate from college (although I definitely will go for them once I graduate).
Actually, shit I completely forgot CCENT exists (it's before CCNA) and I should totally take that because the stuff on it is easy as shit.[/QUOTE]
What cisco certs are you studying for exactly?
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