Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I recently told my grandad that I want to get a degree in Philosophy instead of going in to real estate with him, and now he doesn't seem interested in helping me pay for school. I'm getting pretty concerned about having to figure that out since I'm completely in the dark as far as what financial aid to apply for and stuff. I haven't even taken the SAT/ACT, and I graduated two years ago. I need to get shit moving.
So I had another one of those weird days. I was sitting in the office fucking around with some open cases with the entrance camera on and I saw this guy run into the wrong door, make a bunch of wild gestures and than went to the right door and used his hands to part the doors away like Moses and walk out. I thought this was funny and I recorded it.
Fast forward like five minutes later I'm walking around the back of the store and that guy is back and he sees me and he asks if I'm a security guard and he asks if I've found his saw blades. I had no idea what he meant but apparently he lost his saw blades in the bathroom. I checked to humor him but there wasn't anything there so I bugged the fuck away because he was out of his mind and went back to the office.
I watched him on the camera wildly running around the store looking for his saw blades which I assumed didn't even exist. He put one of our hats on too so I was kinda worried this retard/psychopath may try to walk out with it. Anyway, he asks a bunch of other associates where his sawblades are and I finally walk out to deal with him because apparently he's not leaving without them.
I hear a call on the radio saying "Someone is in the bathroom banging on something" and after a moment he comes out from the bathroom and I start to head toward him. On the radio someone says "Someone broke the bathroom door for the women's bathroom." and I knew right away it was him. I met up with him and he said someone yelled at him so I was like "Oh yeah? Sorry about that. So, I couldn't find your sawblades. Do you want to leave your name and number and I'll call you if I find them?" He says yes so we start walking back to the LP desk. I asked him where he got the sawblades and he said Lowes. I mentioned the hat looked good on him and he took that off for me.
He told me him name was Dylan, I wrote down the number he gave me and knowing he fucked up our bathroom door and I had to call my Supervisor to ask if I was going to call the police or some shit for vandalism. I told him "I'm gonna call my boss real quick and see if he's seen your saw blades." and walk a few steps away to call him. He than walks out onto the sidewalk and fucking SPRINTS away. I'm just glad he's gone. I go back to the desk (Where he was standing with me) and go figure there is a Famous Footwear bag with four table-saw blades in it. Like $200 worth of sawblades. I tried to call him but his number goes straight to voicemail and his voicemail box is full.
He never came back so I looked into the bag and something didn't seem right. I called Lowes and asked if they remembered this guy and they did. They said he didn't buy anything and they saw him around the sawblade aisle. I asked if they had EAS tags on the saws and they do and low and behold the saw blade box/package has obvious signs that EAS tags were taken off them.
So. That was how I spent at least part of my night.
I'm thinking of dropping out of school to become an electrician. I know a guy that's like 3rd generation union and he can write me a letter of recommendation, plus I like that kind of stuff anyway and pay is pretty good.
As for Christmas loot:
Used WE M4
450 rounds of 5.56 [I]preloaded[/I] onto stripper clips(a very pleasant surprise)
GoPro Hero 4 silver
O'neill wet suit
AT-ST ornament
Book of obscure Civil War facts(already started it, super cool)
Book about 50 declassified documents(looks really cool)
Blue sweater vest
Billy Joel CD
Boxers
Hundreds in gift cards/checks/cash
I'm spoiled and I know it
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I still can't get over this
[QUOTE=apoctank;46801753]I'm thinking of dropping out of school to become an electrician. I know a guy that's like 3rd generation union and he can write me a letter of recommendation, plus I like that kind of stuff anyway and pay is pretty good.
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No. Don't. Get your GED.
[QUOTE=Herfjotur;46801607]I recently told my grandad that I want to get a degree in Philosophy instead of going in to real estate with him, and now he doesn't seem interested in helping me pay for school. I'm getting pretty concerned about having to figure that out since I'm completely in the dark as far as what financial aid to apply for and stuff. I haven't even taken the SAT/ACT, and I graduated two years ago. I need to get shit moving.[/QUOTE]
I'll be honest, I've never met anyone who's used their philosophy degree for anything. While most of the people still liked the classes, they've generally recommended to get it as your minor, and not as an actual major.
[QUOTE=YCheez;46802016]No. Don't. Get your GED.[/QUOTE]
He's in college...
I got an Italian Army wool blanket for Christmas and this thing is ace!
Other goodies:
Nalgene 32oz
ALICE pack frame shelf
LL Bean long sleeve shirt
LL Bean crank radio/weather/light
Sheepskin slippers
Thin wool socks
Toiletries bag/shower kit
32gb SanDisk for camera
$20 Steam card
Snickers, Chimes Ginger chews, GooGoo Cluster, Hammond's Peanut Butter Chocolate bar
Bike pedals
Also my parents told me a few other things didn't ship in time from Amazon, so my gift receiving is extended this year. Only thing was I didn't get to see the rest of my family, a couple people were sick and it was a two hour drive so Christmas dinner was called off until another day...I had a ham and cheese sandwich for dinner :v:
Whats the weather like down in southern cal? I'll be in west hollywood for a couple days and was wondering what to pack. Mainly shorts vs pants. Also if anyone wants to meet up at evike or asgi that'd be cool
I saw someone that looked a lot like codemonkey3 at Taco Bell tonight. He sang bubblebutt while making my crunchwrap and asked everyone to stop making him do the work
Was it you Codemonkey? did you spontaneously move the the PNW? :v:
I'm trying to get my hockey chirps going before i head down to australia, but it's been like 3 years since i stopped playing and i've lost the touch.
page 420 smoke some blazin thuggggg lyfe snoopy doggy dogg james blunt
Last night I dreamed that I smoked pot with a previous co-worker whom is from Somalia outside of McDonalds.
I don't even like weed...
My mom smoked weed on her birthday on the 24. She hasn't touched the stuff in 20 years.
I don't like it when people smoke weed in public places where I can't avoid them. Like when I saw Trampled by Turtles in a tiny concert hall and there were 3 groups of people lighting up. Or when I'm on a chairlift while skiing
Speaking of which, our mountain [I]finally[/I] got a decent dumping of snow and got 18" in the past 24 hours. Woke up at 6:30 for first chair on what appears to be a pow day! My poor roommate is stuck working on a Sunday service for his church even though he just bought powder skis for this season :(
Pow day though!
The only time I've ever been around weed was at a Primus concert I went to. All the smoke was not very enjoyable.
Everyday at work. Plenty of customers and most of the employees reek of it.
There's a guy who lives two houses down from my mom and all day every day during the summer he smokes weed outside and we can smell it inside of our house.
[QUOTE=apoctank;46808477]Whats the weather like down in southern cal? I'll be in west hollywood for a couple days and was wondering what to pack. Mainly shorts vs pants. Also if anyone wants to meet up at evike or asgi that'd be cool[/QUOTE]
Retoast, new page
I just Ate shit so hardcore while skiing I bent a pole (in powder, wut) and my helmeted head dug through the snowlike a bullet through water
Didn't hurt because there's like a foot and a half of powder, but it was amusing :v:
SWAMPFAP/MITTENFAP 2014 END OF THE YEAR REUNION TOUR (minus herf bby xoxo we miss you)
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there were some neckbeards at my field who were sitting at my gear table with me, they blazed it then started flirting with one of the refs
[QUOTE=Wulfram;46811461]SWAMPFAP/MITTENFAP 2014 END OF THE YEAR REUNION TOUR (minus herf bby xoxo we miss you)
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Holy damn all three of those kits are sweet
Got a hitch mounted spare tire carrier and a jerry can for my Xterra, along with a pistol grip/AR stock adapter for my 870, some table clamps, a wire wheel for my angle grinder, and a face shield for Christmas. Also some money and a Steam card, so that was good.
[editline]28th December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=paindoc;46796151]And since my Dad is a doctor, I can't get scholarships.[/QUOTE]
Man, I deal with this same shit. The university system is fucking communist. If you have money, they find every way in the world to fuck you.
I can't even get tutoring at my school (not for free, not paid, I can't get access to it at all) because I am "too well off". Since when does how much money your parents have affect how good you are at math?
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Post game taco bell pitstop
I am the neighbor who smokes weed everyday all day during the summer. It's funny because I thought I was the only one until the other night haha. It's awesome, but the people with the day care across the street don't like it at all.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;46812711]I am the neighbor who smokes weed everyday all day during the summer. It's funny because I thought I was the only one until the other night haha. It's awesome, but the people with the day care across the street don't like it at all.[/QUOTE]
hotbox
I hate when I wake up too early but this takes the fucking price.
Waking up at midnight when I've got work at 7.
I was walking around Boston in shorts and a single long sleeve shirt the other day. The weather isn't even trying this year. Usually where I live I'd get snow around the week before/after Christmas but there's been nothing yet.
A whole lotta overcast and rain.
I bought a 4 pack of ski tickets but the forecast has changed from HAVE ALL THE SNOW DAMN YOU to really really windy (45mph tomo, 35mph tuesday).
I've got 3 left and I leave saturday, so I guess I'm skiing Wednesday Thursday Friday. RIP my thighs
[editline]29th December 2014[/editline]
I only have to go twice more to make the $100 pack worth it, since lift tickets are normally $38
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