Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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I want to go to california so bad this august
Outside Lands has NIN, Paul McCartney, The National, and Red Hot Chili Peppers playing there
i need 250 dollars NOWWWWWW :(
I'm no doctor but I can say that it's not healthy to skip meals. Sure it might work but it's not the best way to lose weight, especially long term. If the goal is to lose weight to become healthier...do it the healthy way.
Anyways for anyone looking to change what they eat I recommend this: [url]http://www.eatthismuch.com/[/url]
You can calculate the amount of calories you should be getting, and then it recommends foods for each meal. If you don't like something you can switch it out for another food.
And for anyone else serious about getting into shape, [url=http://www.youtube.com/user/ScottHermanFitness]ScottHermanFitness[/url] on YouTube is great for learning proper techniques and workouts. He'll usually respond to people when they ask for advice. The fitness section on FP is also good, along with bodybuilding forums where any questions you have have most likely already been answered, along with guides and more.
18
5'10''
130lbs
I'm skinny, and have decent endurance. I mainly want to gain some muscle mass, before I(possibly) join the Navy
Look into Starting Strength ([url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=998224&page=1[/url]).
It's probably the easiest program to get into for someone simply looking to increase their strength.
And for future reference, higher reps will build mass, lower reps will build strength and density.
I went to the wrong IFAP tumblr page and saw a bunch of naked women
I didn't thoroughly enjoy some of them; although there were some what hot girls
[QUOTE=QQnMarine;40334079]
I didn't thoroughly enjoy some of them; although there were some what hot girls[/QUOTE]
what does this even mean
[QUOTE=Mbbird;40334088]what does this even mean[/QUOTE]
nasty things my eyes cannot unsee
um
[editline]18th April 2013[/editline]
"niga u gay"
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/cambridge-gunshots/index.html?hpt=hp_t3[/url]
This is not good
jesus i didn't think MIT was home to that sort of stuff
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
though let the conspiracy theories begin to roll in
also this
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/texas-explosion/index.html?hpt=hp_c3[/url]
This has been a really bad week
[QUOTE=W0w00t;40334258]um
[editline]18th April 2013[/editline]
"niga u gay"[/QUOTE]
google IFAP tumblr and click the first link scroll a lil bit down and you will see
I'm back from my short vacation to NYC, highlights were Metropolitan museum (arms and armor was pretty good), USS Intrepid, Shake Shack, and Kaufman's Army & Navy. I've got photos of the USS Intrepid I can upload if anyone is interested.
Let me tell you this: the best combination in life is a double SmokeShack Shake Shack burger w/ malted shake (best fucking burger I've ever had in my life, I'd take it over Burger King any day. A bacon cheeseburger with sweet spicy peppers that felt like sex on your tounge combined) and Kaufman's Army & Navy.
I went to Shake Shack and saw on my map Kaufman's was close by so I went. But Kaufman's, god damn, that's the best surplus store I've ever been to. Don't let the mess deter you. It's mostly clothing but there's also helmets and a lot of other items. It's all about digging deep to find what you want. The employees knew their stuff, and are always willing to help you find something. If you can't find it they'll order it for you so the uniform matches exactly. You can also call ahead so they can start digging for you. Even when foreigners were there and there was a bit of a language barrier they'd still find what the customer was looking for. The owner (Jim Korn, he's been running it since 1984 I think, store is over 75 years old) is amazingly awesome too. He was helping customers and passed me a lot and would notice me looking at all the Vietnam era things, and ask if I knew what it was, etc. He helped me look for the OG-107s except the only real coat (dated 1970) was too small so his other employees found some repro ones that'd fit (when he sends his employees to find something he was pretty specific, down to the size and all because the store is packed). He brought out some unissued M56 buttpacks too, I found two more while I was digging and every one of them had the gear manual inside. Perfect condition and the ink hadn't faded on the flap. He also showed me the P38 can openers, some that were still in the package too, then when my dad mentioned he's into the food/cookware business he showed us a small badge/pin for chefs in the army (the only one he had left) that had a motto on the bottom along the lines of 'No army can fight without a chef'. I spent over an hour there and ended up getting a set of Rothco OG-107s and an OD canvas duffle bag. When I was checking out he started to look for a Vietnam era wool blanket but couldn't find it amongst all the others similar to it in the store. He also gave me three wooden dollars that are worth a dollar each off of any purchase in the store.
It was such a good experience that I repeated it the next morning before I left the city. I went to Kaufman's again and he welcomed me back and I got an M65 field jacket that I kept passing during my search the previous day. He made sure it was a good fit for me so I could fit a liner/sweater under it, and he gave me another dollar coin and one to my brother too. Then I went to the Shake Shack and got another double Smoke Shack and a malted peanut butter shake. If there is a heaven, this is it.
I didn't make it to Church Street Surplus because it was further down south but I'm so glad Kaufman's was close to my hotel. If there's ever a NYFAP trip or an IFAPPER in the area, definitely check out this store. The Mecca of IFAP if you will. The owner is really passionate about all his stuff, and I'm sure most of you would love to talk to him and search the store. It's places like that which make me wish I lived close to the city, or go to college in NYC along with all the other things I like in he city. It'll be another year until I can go back.
But yeah, Kaufman's is the holiest store on earth and the Shake Shake will feed you with bliss.
The End
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;40334534]I'm back from my short vacation to NYC, highlights were Metropolitan museum (arms and armor was pretty good), USS Intrepid, Shake Shack, and Kaufman's Army & Navy. I've got photos of the USS Intrepid I can upload if anyone is interested.
Let me tell you this: the best combination in life is a double SmokeShack Shake Shack burger w/ malted shake (best fucking burger I've ever had in my life, I'd take it over Burger King any day. A bacon cheeseburger with sweet spicy peppers that felt like sex on your tounge combined) and Kaufman's Army & Navy.
I went to Shake Shack and saw on my map Kaufman's was close by so I went. But Kaufman's, god damn, that's the best surplus store I've ever been to. Don't let the mess deter you. It's mostly clothing but there's also helmets and a lot of other items. It's all about digging deep to find what you want. The employees knew their stuff, and are always willing to help you find something. If you can't find it they'll order it for you so the uniform matches exactly. You can also call ahead so they can start digging for you. Even when foreigners were there and there was a bit of a language barrier they'd still find what the customer was looking for. The owner (Jim Korn, he's been running it since 1984 I think, store is over 75 years old) is amazingly awesome too. He was helping customers and passed me a lot and would notice me looking at all the Vietnam era things, and ask if I knew what it was, etc. He helped me look for the OG-107s except the only real coat (dated 1970) was too small so his other employees found some repro ones that'd fit (when he sends his employees to find something he was pretty specific, down to the size and all because the store is packed). He brought out some unissued M56 buttpacks too, I found two more while I was digging and every one of them had the gear manual inside. Perfect condition and the ink hadn't faded on the flap. He also showed me the P38 can openers, some that were still in the package too, then when my dad mentioned he's into the food/cookware business he showed us a small badge/pin for chefs in the army (the only one he had left) that had a motto on the bottom along the lines of 'No army can fight without a chef'. I spent over an hour there and ended up getting a set of Rothco OG-107s and an OD canvas duffle bag. When I was checking out he started to look for a Vietnam era wool blanket but couldn't find it amongst all the others similar to it in the store. He also gave me three wooden dollars that are worth a dollar each off of any purchase in the store.
It was such a good experience that I repeated it the next morning before I left the city. I went to Kaufman's again and he welcomed me back and I got an M65 field jacket that I kept passing during my search the previous day. He made sure it was a good fit for me so I could fit a liner/sweater under it, and he gave me another dollar coin and one to my brother too. Then I went to the Shake Shack and got another double Smoke Shack and a malted peanut butter shake. If there is a heaven, this is it.
I didn't make it to Church Street Surplus because it was further down south but I'm so glad Kaufman's was close to my hotel. If there's ever a NYFAP trip or an IFAPPER in the area, definitely check out this store. The Mecca of IFAP if you will. The owner is really passionate about all his stuff, and I'm sure most of you would love to talk to him and search the store. It's places like that which make me wish I lived close to the city, or go to college in NYC along with all the other things I like in he city. It'll be another year until I can go back.
But yeah, Kaufman's is the holiest store on earth and the Shake Shake will feed you with bliss.
The End[/QUOTE]
upload the USS Intrepid; do et
SHAKE SHACK IS THE FUCKING TITS
QQ it's facepunchairsoft.tumblr.com
so you can bookmark it c: desert rat, I'll post you tomorrow during school
[QUOTE=Dark Descent;40334584]QQ it's facepunchairsoft.tumblr.com
so you can bookmark it c: desert rat, I'll post you tomorrow during school[/QUOTE]
I already found the page before, but it was funny to stumble upon naked women expecting to see you guys and all your silly faces in loadouts and other shits and giggles.
New title: SHAKE SHACK FEELS SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH
Uploading pics now
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;40334534]I'd take it over Burger King any day[/QUOTE]
I'm sure it's great, but the above comparison isn't saying much....
[QUOTE=QQnMarine;40334466]google IFAP tumblr and click the first link scroll a lil bit down and you will see[/QUOTE]
There was nothing disgusting, though [sp]pussy pump was kinda uh weird and some vaginas look like homers lips sideways [/sp]
[QUOTE=apoctank;40335200]I'm sure it's great, but the above comparison isn't saying much....[/QUOTE]
It's better than BK
The unofficial sponsor of after-game meals.
Words cannot describe
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;40335282][sp]pussy pump[/sp][/QUOTE]
At first when QQn told me that, I was like, "is that even a thing"
(Minutes later)
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/V7TNyru.jpg[/IMG]
BK is cheap and universal, and it came from a longstanding joke about all of IFAP just casually meeting up at a single BK.
There are certainly way better burger places out there though.
I can't imagine the looks on the employs faces if ALL of IFAP walked in in a single file line. Everyone is all geared up and shit. We could fill like most of a BK. Act like it's some crazy ass coincidence that we all met there and be loud until someone asks us to leave. That my idea of a party.
It came from us hanging out in voicechat and then we just started asking if each other wanted to go to BK, despite the fact that people in the chat were in like 4 different countries.
Herf, Dark, Fish and I almost got kicked out of a BK for leaving muddy trails from our boots. I have a feeling if we stayed in there a minute longer we would have either been kicked out or forced to clean it up.
[QUOTE=someguywithagun;40335628]I can't imagine the looks on the employs faces if ALL of IFAP walked in in a single file line. Everyone is all geared up and shit. We could fill like most of a BK. Act like it's some crazy ass coincidence that we all met there and be loud until someone asks us to leave. That my idea of a party.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/eemgs/DSC00064.jpg[/img]
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
On a side note I got my driver's license on Monday, so if I get a car this summer I can actually meet up some of the CaliFaps though I need some gear.
As a past and possibly (oh god please no) future employee of burker ging, I have to say- what a fucking nightmare order. Thank god I'm in a small town because we've only had to actually do something like that maybe once.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;40334730]New title: SHAKE SHACK FEELS SO GOOD IN MY MOUTH
Uploading pics now[/QUOTE]
Here's the set: [URL]http://www.flickr.com/photos/59586370@N03/sets/72157633280450838/[/URL]
what i said about swimming earlier
if you want to get into shape you're gonna be self-conscious about swimming
so, get slimmer, then start swimming and let all those bitches see ur pekz
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
thats my plan anyway ;)
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