Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;40934648]I had another IFAP dream
4 of you were at my house for another sleepover, it was Fish, Felix, Deathmog and I'm pretty sure Herf.
We were all sleeping in one bed and we were all calling each other by our usernames.
I was next to Fish and Felix with Herf and deathmog at the other end, we were all in airsoft gear but started to get our PJ's on and then my dad came into the room to say goodnight. I was like,
"Hey dad, these are my friends from the interet"
He looked at me and everyone else in the one bed and i said
"Hey dad c'mon, it's not gay"
Then we all laughed and he went out and that was like it.[/QUOTE]
why am I always in your dreams?
:tinfoil:
i dunno
maybe being an army dwarf separates you from the rest
im never in your dreams and i live right next to you!
dude you live in like england you southerner scum
closer than american you deep fried alcoholic
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;40935062]You've yet to show that[/QUOTE]
Idk every military academy and recruiter on the east coast wants my ass and has been making personal visits and shit but i don't wanna join the military anymore cause that shit kills creativity so fuck that
I'm thinking more and more about quitting smoking and joining the Army.
Anyone know if they'll accept someone with a GED?
I'm pretty sure I can score well on the ASVAB.
I really want to see more of the world, and I don't know how else to do it.
Also, my city really bums me out, even if we have the best CQB arena in Texas.
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40936269]Idk every military academy and recruiter on the east coast wants my ass and has been making personal visits and shit but i don't wanna join the military anymore cause that [B]shit kills creativity [/B]so fuck that[/QUOTE]
wat
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?????????? maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are ????????????
lmao kills creativity are you high as shit or what
my life will be surrounded with black rifles and olive drab i wont be able to draw or write anymore
[QUOTE=Joetehpsycho;40936372]I'm thinking more and more about quitting smoking and joining the Army.
Anyone know if they'll accept someone with a GED?
I'm pretty sure I can score well on the ASVAB.
I really want to see more of the world, and I don't know how else to do it.
Also, my city really bums me out, even if we have the best CQB arena in Texas.[/QUOTE]
ye they should accept GEDs. your chance of getting in is way lower though unless you score awesome on the asvab
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[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;40936492]my life will be surrounded with black rifles and olive drab i wont be able to draw or write anymore[/QUOTE]
black rifles and funky digital camo**
going to bring this up a very good friend of mine used to be in the armed forces and he's pretty stupid. sure he could kick my arse up and down the stairs and pull a many a bitch but he can barely spell science.
being in the military doesn't equal extreme intelligence, although I'm sure it helps.
[QUOTE=Northy66;40936173]closer than american you deep fried alcoholic[/QUOTE]
when we get independence i will invade u
(i dont want independence)
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;40936536]when we get independence i will invade u
(i dont want independence)[/QUOTE]
don't you get free university up there as well I honestly wouldn't mind moving if it wasn't for the weather
[QUOTE=Northy66;40936522]going to bring this up a very good friend of mine used to be in the armed forces and he's pretty stupid. sure he could kick my arse up and down the stairs and pull a many a bitch but he can barely spell science.
being in the military doesn't equal extreme intelligence, although I'm sure it helps.[/QUOTE]
ofc. youll find retards everywhere though so
the military is no exception. thats just life
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and just like life, a lot of the time the retards are the ones in charge
[QUOTE=Northy66;40936566]don't you get free university up there as well I honestly wouldn't mind moving if it wasn't for the weather[/QUOTE]
its sunny right now and has been for like a week?
also, university is free only for scottish people, they changed it a year or so ago, anyone not from scotland has to pay tuition fee's but even still i think they're less than englands
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40936269]Idk every military academy and recruiter on the east coast wants my ass and has been making personal visits and shit but i don't wanna join the military anymore cause that shit kills creativity so fuck that[/QUOTE]
yeah lol you just proved you're a fuckin' idjit
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40933448]school is easy as fuck its not a pain
im just tired of going to it and im pretty much guaranteed college acceptance cause im smart as fuck but i dont want to be part of the system cause im a fucking retard.[/QUOTE]
wat is wrong with u
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40933448]im a fucking retard.[/QUOTE]
yes you are
yall gay anyways fuck ifap
...yes
Well goodbye to you too then.
In happier news: my parents finally agreed to let me see someone. I got perscribed some Prozac for the time being, not sure how long it'll take for me to notice anything but I guess it should be better that how I was before. Finals are in a week so whether or not the antidepressant works or fucks everything up will show on my grades. I really want to thank you guys for giving me a place to vent, and to help convince me to try to get help, thanks IFAP.
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Worlds greatest pageking (please don't yell at me for this)
anecdote from the soviet-afghan war
[quote]In August 1984 an Afghan tank regiment was involved in a joint operation in Paktia province. One of the regiment’s tanks was blown up by a remote-controlled mine, rolled over and crushed a KhAD officer. A week later an old man and his four sons turned up in the office of the regiment’s Soviet adviser. The brothers were tall and powerful, festooned with weapons like a Christmas tree. They told the adviser that the dead KhAD officer was their brother. He had studied in the Soviet Union, but they were with the mujahedin. The adviser gave them tea, talked about the weather, then showed them on the map where the mine had gone off and gave them the name of the local rebel commander. They thanked him and went off to revenge themselves on the man who had placed the mine which killed their brother.[/quote]
keys when did you turn into kyle mk2
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come back to us
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;40933448]school is easy as fuck its not a pain
im just tired of going to it and im pretty much guaranteed college acceptance cause [B]im smart as fuck[/B] but i dont want to be part of the system cause [B]im a fucking retard[/B].[/QUOTE]
There is a contradiction with your statement Mr. Bomber
[url]http://www.wheb.com/articles/rock-news--104648/nine-inch-nails-announce-north-american-11367177/[/url]
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I start college in a year, going for Computer Engineering at DeVry University.
Yep
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THE FUCK IS FUNNY
that incredibly frightening moment when you get loctite red super glue on your fingers and you have 10 seconds to wash it off before it starts to dry
my vest finally came in today. it turns out it came from malaysia.
[QUOTE=dwt110;40942538]that incredibly frightening moment when you get loctite red super glue on your fingers and you have 10 seconds to wash it off before it starts to dry[/QUOTE]
Nail polish remover, bro.
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