Deli lyfe v.10 let's share our life problems edition because apparently we're all miserable
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in 1st grade every monday we were supposed to write a paragraph about what we did that weekend and I only wrote like 3 lines because I didn't do much and my teacher was all like "WHAT DID YOU EAT, WHAT TV SHOWS DID YOU WATCH, HOW LONG DID YOU SLEEP FOR" and screaming at me and I started crying and then she sent me to the principal who was really chill and we was like best friends so yeah nothing happened to me
sad though, I left that school after i finished elementary there (its k-12), and when I was in 6th grade I learned that principal passed away of a heart attack during a surgery :(
only other times I have been sent to the principal was once in 6th grade because during lunch me and my friends saw an empty table with full trays of food on it so we sat down and pretended to eat the food and whatever (didnt actually touch it) and the girls who were sitting there came back and flipped out
and then once in 7th grade for roaming the halls during lunch
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actually in 6th grade i think it was I had a little tiny multi tool on me that I guess I had left in my pocket or something and I pulled it out during lunch not knowing what it was and opened the pliers and started to play with shit and a custodian saw me and noticed it had like a tiny 1" long pair of scissors on it and told the principal that I had a knife at school
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american school systems suck now
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america sucks
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someone get me out of here I wanna move to the netherlands it looks nice there
if this was the 50s, kids would be running around with bb guns and playing cowboys and injuns and they would fite other kids in schol
now it's like, pansy-ass 'omge terroriststes tendencies ;_____;'
I got called into the principal's office for looking up one too many ZSU on Wikipedia and while doing a research project on the USS Liberty Incident
They said I was looking at anti american websites
Was tempted to sarcastically call them Zionist puppets...
Wow I hope he cried extra hard that night. A light punch in the arm =/= Aggravated Assault with intent to disrupt the teaching staff.
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That kid is the worst.
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We should find him and steal his lunch money.
I got called up to the office once for drawing a cartoony gatling gun in middle school
and then they were like WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
and then I was a bit confused because they made it sound like a terrible thing
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good thing my parents didnt give a rats ass about it
I had a long time american friend who made a bo bomb from mario,
[IMG]http://www.supercheats.com/guides/files/guid/super-smash-bros-brawl/bobomb.jpg[/IMG]
sent to see the counsellor and the nurse. Honest to god I'm seeing a pattern here.
When I was in elementary school a friend and I got suspended for sword fighting with rulers. When the principal called my mom and told her, my mom called the principal retarded lol
In elementary school whenever it was too cold and they forced us to stay inside for recess we made guns out of lego. The worst we got was a teacher telling us to not do that again. My friends had a teacher yell at them for looking at airsoft guns on the school computers and they told her that saying they can't look at airsoft is the same as telling hockey players they can't look at hockey sticks so she didn't give them anymore crap.
My schools were seriously chill as fuck.
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I got sent to the principal once because a girl was bullying me and I threw rocks at her because I was sick of her shit.
I remember my sophomore year when I got in trouble for bringing in a stapler. The dean was like "YU SHUDIN BRENG DIZ TUU SKEWL" and went on about how it could be stolen and be used as weapon.
At that point I get pissed at all zero-tolerance policies that affect many children and teenagers over trivial matters.
They fear guns more than most liberals and act all paranoid, seriously.
I also got in trouble for many drawings of weapons: swords, Laz0r gnus, and real guns back in middle school.
Never happened in high school for some reason though, I even have a MARSOC operator in my art class posted on the wall.
im p sure i told you guys this story before but my 4th grade teacher told my dad i was a neo nazi because i drew swastikas and crosses on all my drawings of airplanes and tanks (i guess she didn't know that luftwaffe and wehrmacht things had markings)
and my dad was like
how can he be white supremacist if he's not white
and she was like
o
one of those nights again
fuuuuck man it's been five months why does it still hurt so bad
[QUOTE=Big Orca;41053601]one of those nights again
fuuuuck man it's been five months why does it still hurt so bad[/QUOTE]
because you are pregnant, don't worry 4 months left and it will all be over; you will have a healthy baby
[QUOTE=Big Orca;41053601]one of those nights again
fuuuuck man it's been five months why does it still hurt so bad[/QUOTE]
Assuming this is about girls/relationships in general, at least you had one and not have the girl you like straight up lie to your face about not wanting to date in school.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41053719]Assuming this is about girls/relationships in general, at least you had one and not have the girl you like straight up lie to your face about not wanting to date in school.[/QUOTE]
oh my god just leave
I didn't mean to offend you. Sorry if I was totally off the mark. Clarification might be necessary next time so someone like me doesn't make an uninformed shitpost.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41053842]I didn't mean to offend you. Sorry if I was totally off the mark. Clarification might be necessary next time so someone like me doesn't make an uninformed shitpost.[/QUOTE]
you could have just not posted.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41053842]I didn't mean to offend you. Sorry if I was totally off the mark. Clarification might be necessary next time so someone like me doesn't make an uninformed shitpost.[/QUOTE]
the solution is for you as an individual is to stop posting
seriously
Ok fine I'll take my bitchfits to Tumblr with my zero followers.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;41053864]Ok fine I'll take my bitchfits to Tumblr with my zero followers.[/QUOTE]
thank fucking god
someone buy me this [url]http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/CZECH-SPORT-AIRCRAFT-SPORTCRUISER/2013-CZECH-SPORT-AIRCRAFT-SPORTCRUISER/1278899.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=QQnMarine;41052068]I quoted Ice Cube "If a day does not require an AK then it is good"; wasn't published either[/QUOTE]
I quoted Jay from a Kevin Smith movie, "Snoochie Boochies" and they didn't publish that either. We also put baby pictures, but they decided to take out my baby picture, even though I submitted it first, and allowed my friend to have my baby picture posted.
hahaha your school sucks
back in primary (elementary) when i was like 7 me and my friends drew a series of drawings of hitler and nazi rallies as we had been playing like medal of honor or whatever and all they said to us was "you know that having these symbols in public is illegal, but since it is about history and it is in school it is ok just as long as you dont go drawing these things in public"
my school was chill
In 5'th class of Primary school we were playing Quake II on IT lessons with our teacher.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;41055175]In 5'th class of Primary school we were playing Quake II on IT lessons with our teacher.[/QUOTE]
in my school's gaming club, which was actually run by a guy from Szeczin (I think), we weren't allowed to include cod4 in our advertisements for the club because it was m-rated...
when my sister graduated last year, some kid for his yearbook quote made it all nice and happy to the school and students, and it was like a poem.
but then if you read down the side for the first letter of each sentence is spelled out "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
and then at graduation when they called his name he got the biggest fucking round of applause ever.
Last year I had science research course 3rd period in the library and I would always download steam and CSS on my computer then go back 8th period when I had study hall and play it. The librarians always let me because I told them I was researching "Appied military sciences"
[QUOTE=Big Orca;41053884]thank fucking god
someone buy me this [url]http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/CZECH-SPORT-AIRCRAFT-SPORTCRUISER/2013-CZECH-SPORT-AIRCRAFT-SPORTCRUISER/1278899.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
ew gross those ailerons what is that thing even?
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i made my dad an F-104 for father's day!
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/550deda2126633060c7d69e178894030/tumblr_mohz5vxRxZ1r8yspdo1_1280.jpg[/img]
I acquired a real AK mag
because it's a symbol
[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;41058244]ew gross those ailerons what is that thing even?
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i made my dad an F-104 for father's day!
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/550deda2126633060c7d69e178894030/tumblr_mohz5vxRxZ1r8yspdo1_1280.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
czech sport plane
but this is the best plane
[t]http://i.imgur.com/LB51SIx.jpg[/t]
followed up closely by the Cessna 337 Lynx
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sDYdScM.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=trotskygrad;41059561]I acquired a real AK mag
because it's a symbol[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fzN5meR.jpg[/t]
you should probably get on my level, son
[QUOTE=Big Orca;41060344]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/fzN5meR.jpg[/t]
you should probably get on my level, son[/QUOTE]
one day... one day...
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