• A journey to the psyche of a normal Facepuncher.
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[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928546]Thanks for the help! I'll try to improve on these.[/QUOTE] Change your avatar too.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;25928401]I still think you're a dick for giving that guys dad's facebook even if it was for a second[/QUOTE] I wasn't the only one. [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25928559]Change your avatar too.[/QUOTE] What would be better?
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928566]I wasn't the only one.[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter, you were a part of it.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928566] What would be better?[/QUOTE] A big black cock.
[quote=craptasket;25928490][url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/56-oify-hottest-place-on-the-web[/url] *dark portal open to fyad style chillzone*[/quote] Oh god.... WHAT IS THIS SHIT???
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928180]What makes you say that? Is there a certain way i have to act or something? [editline]November 7th, 2010[/editline] I just looked at furry. What the fuck[/QUOTE] you are now one of us
there are some things you need to know before you go and do something stupid. 1. blue members (look at your name) are the lowest of the low, the serfs of Facepunch. 2. red members are banned 3. Gold members (look at my username for an example of what golds look like) are all pussy magnets, no exceptions 4. Green members are supreme overlords. all blues are required to procreate with a green member at least once per hour. 5. To advance in rank, you must cut off your toe and send it to garry, or be born into the ranks. 6. Garry is a myth.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928589]Oh god.... WHAT IS THIS SHIT???[/QUOTE] expected this. Now you've seem just about all of Facepunch in its current state. Welcome aboard.
If 4Chan and Something Awful had a baby, it be Facepunch. We have users in the forum that try to be funny, are furries, trolls, etc. Our threads usually consist of disturbing, weird, terrible, interesting, or funny things. Also, OIFY.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928546]Thanks for the help! I'll try to improve on these.[/QUOTE] Feel free to rate people as much as you'd like. Be warned though if you spam ratings on everyone or rate yourself anything, we'll tear you limb from limb and shit on your corpse, then proceed to light it on fire and piss on its ashes.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;25928750]expected this. Now you've seem just about all of Facepunch in its current state. Welcome aboard.[/QUOTE] Well, I must say i've seen worse. I'm sure it'll grow on me though! Thanks guys!
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;25928750]expected this. Now you've seem just about all of Facepunch in its current state. Welcome aboard.[/QUOTE] not until you've seen gmf
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928829]not until you've seen gmf[/QUOTE] If he makes it long enough to see it.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25927887]Hello, everybody! My name's Kody (With a K, that's right) and i'm new here! [/QUOTE] £20 says you skateboard
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928829]not until you've seen gmf[/QUOTE] I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25928741]there are some things you need to know before you go and do something stupid. 1. blue members (look at your name) are the lowest of the low, the serfs of Facepunch. 2. red members are banned 3. Gold members (look at my username for an example of what golds look like) are all pussy magnets, no exceptions 4. Green members are supreme overlords. all blues are required to procreate with a green member at least once per hour. 5. To advance in rank, you must cut off your toe and send it to garry, or be born into the ranks. 6. Garry is a myth.[/QUOTE] I like to compare Facepunch to Nazi Germany. But the feudal system works well too.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;25928864]£20 says you skateboard[/QUOTE] How'd you know?
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928866]I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?[/QUOTE] 2000 posts, and be a member for 2 years.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928866]I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?[/QUOTE] suck mod dick I mean there's a easy way in
Hi Kody! Let me welcome you to Facepunch with a warm get the fuck out! :frog:
[QUOTE=Mamok Zalku;25928869]I like to compare Facepunch to Nazi Germany. But the feudal system works well too.[/QUOTE] Facepunch isn't cool enough to be like Nazi Germany.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25928879]suck mod dick I mean there's a easy way in[/QUOTE] Either that or be on here long enough and actively enough to accumulate 2000+ posts over 2 years like this faggot.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;25928876]2000 posts, and be a member for 2 years.[/QUOTE] Okay, so all I have to do is not get permabanned and i make it? Sounds like a challenge. How can I prevent that?
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928589]Oh god.... WHAT IS THIS SHIT???[/QUOTE] That, little newcomer, is Facepunch's infected appendix. It serves absolutely no purpose and holds some of the worst crap we have to offer. Really, find a niche here. I tend to stay in In The News and Linux sections. If you like art of any kind, head over to creationism corner, General Videogame Discussion for video games, etc. The crap mostly stops outside of General Discussion, Fast Threads, and Gold Member Forum.
The Normal facepuncher (certainly not all of them) is a 16 year old British or American Liberal Athiest who in some form or another plays games made by Valve.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928910]Okay, so all I have to do is not get permabanned and i make it? Sounds like a challenge. How can I prevent that?[/QUOTE] By leaving immediately.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928866]I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?[/QUOTE] Hang out for 2 years and post 2000 times. Thread's movin' at a mile a minute.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928866]I'm guessing GMF is "Gold Member Forum" from your ealier post. What do i do for gold membership?[/QUOTE] pay $1000
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928910]Okay, so all I have to do is not get permabanned and i make it? Sounds like a challenge. How can I prevent that?[/QUOTE] Don't be a retard, don't excessively insult, and don't repeat anything that gets you banned. That's how not to get permabanned. Other than that, just post a lot.
[QUOTE=Oversoul;25928873]How'd you know?[/QUOTE] Another £20 says you have helmet hair
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